What would you do in this scenario?

[LordGodcat]

Imagine this scenario:
You spend the whole day on looksmax.me shitting on currycels from the comfort of your home.
"They can't do anything to me. I can say whatever I want behind my screen, right?", you think to yourself as you lay in bed.
After a good night's sleep you wake up the next morning full of energy, ready to head out for a leisurely stroll. You then open your front door only to see this waiting for you at your doorstep:

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What do you do?

 

[Deleted member 4310]

Caged

 

[LordNorwood]

I explain how we're both meds of course

 

[maxmendietta]

sign the papers to inform the freight company of a successful slave delivery tbh jfl

 

[Deleted member 3832]

If I have no choice then I will take them on. Fight to the death.

 

[RichardSpencel]

Average indian in 2020
Whiteboys on suicide watch

 

[Deleted member 1560]

My ak 47 would be put to good use

 

[Age of Empires]

i would dab and do the fortnite dance