What would you do in this situation?

[Jason Voorhees]

You exploring the deep jungles of Tamil Nadu in India. There's no human settlement around for miles. Just thick jungle vegetation and you and your group that came for hike. Suddenly you are face to face with the mighty Indian gaur. The red bull mascot, the largest damn bull in the world. You gasp in disbelief at it's size. A 3 ton tank with horns and muscles. It has spotted you from a distance and is grunting in anger and will charge at you. What are you going to do?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@FaceandBBC @Petsmart @IHATEINDIANS @loyolaxavvierretard @deadstock

 

[LatentIntellectual]

Option 5 : Pray to Murugan

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

I shout the word nigger and make a run for it

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@Panzram

 

[unowkn]

RASEENAGANNNN

 

[IBlameBuccelFats]

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@incel-at-heart

 

[Panzram]

You exploring the deep jungles of Tamil Nadu in India. There's no human settlement around for miles. Just thick jungle vegetation and you and your group that came for hike. Suddenly you are face to face with the mighty Indian gaur. The red bull mascot, the largest damn bull in the world. You gasp in disbelief at it's size. A 3 ton tank with horns and muscles. It has spotted you from a distance and is grunting in anger and will charge at you. What are you going to do?


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Obv try to run away ot climb a tree. If all else fails curse god and die

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Can I take my father's chopper to escape ?

 

[PeakIncels]

Can I take my father's chopper to escape ?

aren't you 144 years old, you'll just decompose mid air

 

[Sub5UglyMan]

Climb a tree

 

[milchbubi88]

fight and win

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

aren't you 144 years old, you'll just decompose mid air

I have White House formulas for that

 

[FaceandBBC]

Cutting its testicles off and eating them for a giga T boost.

 

[e1488shciozl]

You exploring the deep jungles of Tamil Nadu in India. There's no human settlement around for miles. Just thick jungle vegetation and you and your group that came for hike. Suddenly you are face to face with the mighty Indian gaur. The red bull mascot, the largest damn bull in the world. You gasp in disbelief at it's size. A 3 ton tank with horns and muscles. It has spotted you from a distance and is grunting in anger and will charge at you. What are you going to do?


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The fuck is this steroid abusing bulldog. I would climb a big tree or just run in circles and bait this nigger

 

[deadstock]

Grab it by its horn, jump on it and ride it

 

[brownmutt42]

I’d lay down and surrender.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Grab it by its horn, jump on it and ride it

 

[deadstock]

Looks fun

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Looks fun

Do Spanish bull riding

 

[deadstock]

Do Spanish bull riding

I'd rather do spanish whore fucking

 

[Jason Voorhees]

I'd rather do spanish whore fucking

Germanic bear hunts Spanish cow

 

[incel-at-heart]

@incel-at-heart

Accept my fate and hope I don't reincarnate as a dalit again

 

[klip11]

You exploring the deep jungles of Tamil Nadu in India. There's no human settlement around for miles. Just thick jungle vegetation and you and your group that came for hike. Suddenly you are face to face with the mighty Indian gaur. The red bull mascot, the largest damn bull in the world. You gasp in disbelief at it's size. A 3 ton tank with horns and muscles. It has spotted you from a distance and is grunting in anger and will charge at you. What are you going to do?


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Punch it until it falls down

 

[klip11]

I’d lay down and surrender.

That's what white brah does when confronted by Larry Lowe and his bbc

 

[brownmutt42]

That's what white brah does when confronted by Larry Lowe and his bbc

Yeah.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

bump

 

[Gr8]

here's no human settlement around for miles.

Not possible in India

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Bump