WHAT WOULD YOU DO

[Deleted member 2205]

IF YOU ARE PLAYING SOCCER WITH YOUR FRIENDS, AND THIS GUY ASKS TO PLAY WITH YOU ALL

WHAT WOULD YOU SO SON? I THINK I WOULD KILL MYSELF. 6'3 WIDE FRAMED GIGA PRETTYBOY WOULD MOG ME TO ADROMDA AND BACK. WHEN THE MATCH IS OBER ALL THAT IS LEFT OF ME IS A PILE OF SHIT. I HAVE DISINTEGRATED FROM GETTING MOGGED TOO HARD.

 

[Deleted member 1464]

He's probably a fun guy to be around so I'd invite him to join

 

[Deleted member 1774]

 

[Deleted member 2205]

Original (jfl)

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Getting sick of your shit

 

[Deleted member 1774]

Getting sick of your shit

 

[hebbewem]

I would say no because i am really bad at soccer and i dont want to lose harder

 

[Deleted member 2227]

I would make fun of his dephormed asymmetrical nipples

 

[Deleted member 2205]

I would make fun of his dephormed nipples

not my fault tbh blame Facetune

 

[Vidyacoper]

i would ask him for an autograph

 

[Deleted member 4563]

Break his leg

 

[samm735]

He's probably a fun guy to be around so I'd invite him to join

gl ppl usually are because you learn to see through peoples narcissistic bs very early on, you learn girls only want to be around you bc you look good etc so they actually want real friendship

 

[Deleted member 2607]

I met a really cute girl in Jamaica like this.
I was crushing over this other girl and I decided to join their volleyball game but then this other cute girl starts talking to me.
We talk a little then later that night we meet at the bar and she is wearing glasses and tons of makeup and did her hair so i didn't recognize her.
She teases me for not recognizing her and sits next to me basically on my lap. Eventually we go to a club for people under 21 and dance and during a slow song they played we made out. Shit was cash money she was pretty as hell. She was 15 and said I was her first kiss

 

[Pietrosiek]

1. I hate football
2.I was getting mogged playing football
3. I would assasinate him