what would you rather be

[Vermilioncore]

1. Fat shitskin with an ugly Indian accent who wears Gucci and Versace to compensate. Will never get pussy and die a virgin.

2. A crippled paralyzed man on a wheelchair who can’t even talk. You’ll die a virgin.

3. Severely deformed and burnt with no eyes and a skeleton nose. You have to eat and drink from a tube. You will die without ever tasting pussy.

4. A short guy who got a degree. You have bug eyes and finally get a girl at age 30. You fuck her and fall in love. 5 years later she cucks you. You get a FaceTime call and you answer and she’s sucking another mans cock and says “this fat cock is way bigger than yours cuck” and you have to commit suicide after

 

[juste]

5. vermilioncore

 

[Napoleon de Geso]

I rather be kemono friend

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

4. A short guy who got a degree. You have bug eyes and finally get a girl at age 30. You fuck her and fall in love. 5 years later she cucks you. You get a FaceTime call and you answer and she’s sucking another mans cock and says “this fat cock is way bigger than yours cuck” and you have to commit suicide after

This one, after she does that to me ill get the hoe and the other dude who cucked me and kill them and eat them the bones and feed it to my dog

 

[Vermilioncore]

This one, after she does that to me ill get the hoe and the other dude who cucked me and kill them and eat them the bones and feed it to my dog

No you have to be exactly what I said. His story ends with him getting cucked and committing suicide. That’s literally part of the package

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

No you have to be exactly what I said. His story ends with him getting cucked and committing suicide. That’s literally part of the package

I'd rather be the dripmaxxed curry then

 

[Mealworm]

These is actually good would you rather

 

[Mealworm]

These are actually good would you rather

 

[anthony111553]

it depends is the cock that's fucking you're girl black

 

[Vermilioncore]

These is actually good would you rather

yup.

The only one who gets sex is number 4, but he is also the only one who gets cucked and commits suicide. I would choose to be the shitskin try hard. They’re all bad choices but that’s the least bad imo

 

[Deleted member 20399]

1. Fat shitskin with an ugly Indian accent who wears Gucci and Versace to compensate. Will never get pussy and die a virgin.

2. A crippled paralyzed man on a wheelchair who can’t even talk. You’ll die a virgin.

3. Severely deformed and burnt with no eyes and a skeleton nose. You have to eat and drink from a tube. You will die without ever tasting pussy.

4. A short guy who got a degree. You have bug eyes and finally get a girl at age 30. You fuck her and fall in love. 5 years later she cucks you. You get a FaceTime call and you answer and she’s sucking another mans cock and says “this fat cock is way bigger than yours cuck” and you have to commit suicide after

4

 

[longjohnmong]

1

 

[Deleted member 16275]

Bozo doxxed himself with the last one, didn't he?

 

[sub5pslathlete]

1. Fat shitskin with an ugly Indian accent who wears Gucci and Versace to compensate. Will never get pussy and die a virgin.

2. A crippled paralyzed man on a wheelchair who can’t even talk. You’ll die a virgin.

3. Severely deformed and burnt with no eyes and a skeleton nose. You have to eat and drink from a tube. You will die without ever tasting pussy.

4. A short guy who got a degree. You have bug eyes and finally get a girl at age 30. You fuck her and fall in love. 5 years later she cucks you. You get a FaceTime call and you answer and she’s sucking another mans cock and says “this fat cock is way bigger than yours cuck” and you have to commit suicide after

huge projection brother, are you ok. oh, and id pick number 1, they fuck more than u think.. some nice brown girls too