What would you teach your son

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beside working out and eating well nothing i literally know nothing in life
 
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id teach him how to kick a football like ronaldo
id teach him how to dribble

id teach him how to mix songs and how to rap

and leave it up to him and hopes he gets super rich off of either sports or music
 
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id teach him how to kick a football like ronaldo
id teach him how to dribble

id teach him how to mix songs and how to rap

and leave it up to him and hopes he gets super rich off of either sports or music
So no life skills except entertainment? Based
 
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Imma have two identical twins, one I'll raise normally and one I'll lock away. Then, on their 15th birthday, I'll switch them and see what happens. (They don't know about eachother)
 
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Imma have two identical twins, one I'll raise normally and one I'll lock away. Then, on their 15th birthday, I'll switch them and see what happens. (They don't know about eachother)
How would you ensure that they don’t call authorities/look the same when they get out?
 
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Blackpill but as a tool and not law bc theres so many outliers

Also balance
 
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I’ll make him play sports until he finds one he likes .
And I’ll go out with him a lot so he doesn’t develop that sense of insecurity :feelsbadman::feelsbadman:
 
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How would you ensure that they don’t call authorities/look the same when they get out?
Same diet and stuff, I'll try my best. And the locked in twin doesn't understand english, he's just out to kill.
 
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I won’t black pill him at all, I’ll make all my efforts to keep him as NT as possible but I will make efforts to maximize his looks and development like encouraging sports and not just gradeslaving, eating shit ton of high quality foods, sleep etc etc.

Might even Bonesmash his zygos when he’s asleep
 
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Imma have two identical twins, one I'll raise normally and one I'll lock away. Then, on their 15th birthday, I'll switch them and see what happens. (They don't know about eachother)
You conducting a study?
 
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I’ll make him play sports until he finds one he likes .
And I’ll go out with him a lot so he doesn’t develop that sense of insecurity :feelsbadman::feelsbadman:
Yeah I missed out on playing sports so I’ll probably try to put him into soccer or something nt :feelsbadman:
 
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How to jelq
 
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