what yall most retarded thing you did as kid?

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i was about to cut my long eyelashes because i tough i looked to femine

but now i see if i cutted them i would be near ltn
 
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i was about to cut my long eyelashes because i tough i looked to femine

but now i see if i cutted them i would be near ltn
ruined my posture to appear shorter
 
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I used to cut my moms money for no reason. I even used to hide somewhere while doing it
 
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Wouldnt sleep for 3 to 4 days at a time, fucked everything
 
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I used to cut my moms money for no reason. I even used to hide somewhere while doing it
i played money like it was toys, as the higher amount it stronger
 
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didnt know how ot flirt so insulted foids instead. I was born t be a nd it seems:feelswhy:
 
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I played with matches and created a fire, 2 cars Burned but they were old and not usable
 
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I drowned a girl when I was 9 but tbh I wouldn’t call that retarded
 
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I used to gnaw off the cement between bricks and eat it as a kid
 
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I tried to do pull ups with the shower curtain rods when I was like 6 or 8

I got a big ass scar on my chin after that
 
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Eating goyslop
 
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Forgot a lot of stuff that happened in my childhood
It’s like I deadass got consciousness at like 8
But the most retarded shit I did was fuck with crackheads they use to chase me around McDonald’s
 
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pulled my eyelashes out because they kept poking my eyes, then i learned women found them attractive for some reason... (they used to be huge now theyre not...)
 
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i was about to cut my long eyelashes because i tough i looked to femine

but now i see if i cutted them i would be near ltn
once went for a piss, shit wasn’t coming out so i bent down closer to my dih, only for it to shoot out like a power wash and deflect off the toilet seat onto my face.
 

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