What yo doin if you cros paths with a chad while yo are with yo girl

[sh1ny_flakes431]

I'd kms before he steals my girl

 

[RandomAutist]

does the U key on your keyboard not work?

 

[Eric_mxcl]

Throw acid at his face

 

[Ter_gg]

rape That jerk

 

[hypergamousmoidinal]

beg him not to steal my girl on valentines day

 

[Ozchyn]

I'd kms before he steals my girl

Chest out, neck veins poppin’, I hit him with the slow head tilt + demonic smile like I just escaped the mental hospital. I stare him dead in the soul, eyes twitching, and scream “NICE BONES BRO, TOO BAD YOU GOT NO PERSONALITY MAXED” while doing the most unhinged TikTok dance around him like a cracked-out raccoon. If he laughs or tries to ignore me I just start barking and throwing hands in the air like a possessed orangutan. Confidence so delusional it wraps back around and moggs the mogger.

 

[LowTierBateman]

Mog him️

 

[Tenres]

Keep walking