What you ACTUALLY need to slay endless MTB in 2023

[dr_looksmax]

1. Height over 5’10
2. White with a reasonable phenotype
3. Gymcelled
4. Tiktok hair
5. NT pics
6. Not reccessed

This is the recipe to slay endlessly in 2023 and beyond- tick all 6 boxes? Congrats you’re now officially s dating app slayer of endless MTB

Once I figure out the recipe for slaying HTB I will post it here as well(still working on this one)

 

[chadmanlet04]

I got 0/5

 

[dr_looksmax]

I got 0/5

It’s probably over for you then tbh

 

[Deleted member 49341]

just be doc theory

 

[NordicLeonhard]

Only have first one jfl

 

[dr_looksmax]

Also I forgot non-reccessed is also a requirement

But tbh this one is debatable because you could even be slightly recessed and still slay

 

[cytoplasm]

Are you the og dr looksmax?

 

[dr_looksmax]

Are you the og dr looksmax?

I am

 

[Embryo]

Basically have genetics

 

[Xangsane]

1. Height over 5’10

No

2. White with a reasonable phenotype

No

3. Gymcelled

Not fully gymcelled but I'm lean and muscular. Could be more ripped

4. Tiktok hair

Yes but not as perfect as a tiktoker

5. NT pics

Fuck no

6. Not reccessed

Yes

This is the recipe to slay endlessly in 2023 and beyond- tick all 6 boxes? Congrats you’re now officially s dating app slayer of endless MTB

Once I figure out the recipe for slaying HTB I will post it here as well(still working on this one)

 

[Foreverbrad]

I got one of these but can theoretically get the rest, “don’t be recessed” is taking all my effort though.

 

[DelonLover1999]

For OLD height is a non issue

Just larp lol

 

[EnglandBadman]

Yep this is almost all facts except for being white. Im a ltn-mtn curry with all of these traits and having high success on dating apps

 

[Napoleon1800]

1. Height over 5’10
2. White with a reasonable phenotype
3. Gymcelled
4. Tiktok hair
5. NT pics
6. Not reccessed

This is the recipe to slay endlessly in 2023 and beyond- tick all 6 boxes? Congrats you’re now officially s dating app slayer of endless MTB

Once I figure out the recipe for slaying HTB I will post it here as well(still working on this one)

How to slay htb (remember htb is a big jump from mtb)

1) Height over 6'1
2) white, white passing ethnic or black
3) Gymmaxxed and lean
4) Good colouring, youthful appearance and clear skin
5) Decent bone structure + not recessed
6) Well kept well styled non-ethnic looking hair (except if black)
7) hyper nt

 

[dr_looksmax]

For OLD height is a non issue

Just larp lol

That’s why I said 5’10 because it’s within larping distance of 6’ (use lifts or elevators )

How to slay htb (remember htb is a big jump from mtb)

1) Height over 6'1
2) white, white passing ethnic or black
3) Gymmaxxed and lean
4) Good colouring, youthful appearance and clear skin
5) Decent bone structure + not recessed
6) Well kept well styled non-ethnic looking hair (except if black)
7) hyper nt

Good response-

I’ve slayed 3 or 4 HTBs in my life and 42 MTB/LTB

I think if I want HTB I need to start irl game- I morphed my pics into oblivion and got a legit stacy to meet me and made oit with her but no slay

 

[Napoleon1800]

That’s why I said 5’10 because it’s within larping distance of 6’ (use lifts or elevators )


Good response-

I’ve slayed 3 or 4 HTBs in my life and 42 MTB/LTB

I think if I want HTB I need to start irl game- I morphed my pics into oblivion and got a legit stacy to meet me and made oit with her but no slay

How old r u

 

[Xangsane]

How to slay htb (remember htb is a big jump from mtb)

1) Height over 6'1

No

2) white, white passing ethnic or black

Yes I guess?

3) Gymmaxxed and lean

Yes

4) Good colouring, youthful appearance and clear skin

Yes

5) Decent bone structure + not recessed

Yes

6) Well kept well styled non-ethnic looking hair (except if black)

I guess

7) hyper nt

Fuck no

 

[dr_looksmax]

How old r u

26 but look much younger

 

[Napoleon1800]

No

Yes I guess?

Yes

Yes

Yes

I guess

Fuck no

Don't deny the heightpill

And you need to be NT unless chad brah I'm saying this for htns and low chadlites. NT is important here

 

[Xangsane]

Don't deny the heightpill

And you need to be NT unless chad brah I'm saying this for htns and low chadlites. NT is important here

I'm autistic. How does this affect me

 

[DelonLover1999]

That’s why I said 5’10 because it’s within larping distance of 6’ (use lifts or elevators )

No woman will be able to tell if you’re over 6 ft unless she is tall herself

if you’re 5’8 and larp as 5’10 it works too

 

[Deleted member 20370]

so chadlite? got it

 

[jingodelutscher]

you’re irl chad if you tick all those boxes

 

[Napoleon1800]

I'm autistic. How does this affect me

It worsens your chance of a relationship

 

[Deleted member 28896]

Got 1, 2, and 6.
Would gym, NTmaxxing, and a birds nest on my scalp save me from inceldom?

 

[Xangsane]

It worsens your chance of a relationship

I'm getting married

 

[Napoleon1800]

I'm getting married

Yea I mean there are obviously exceptions

I'm assuming u r saying ur fiance is htb?

 

[Deleted member 19911]

1. Height over 5’10
2. White with a reasonable phenotype
3. Gymcelled
4. Tiktok hair
5. NT pics
6. Not reccessed

This is the recipe to slay endlessly in 2023 and beyond- tick all 6 boxes? Congrats you’re now officially s dating app slayer of endless MTB

Once I figure out the recipe for slaying HTB I will post it here as well(still working on this one)

All those are true except white, gymcelled, and not recessed

 

[Xangsane]

Yea I mean there are obviously exceptions

I'm assuming u r saying ur fiance is htb?

Mulatta HTB yes
Thoughts?

Would you consider me white passing

 

[Deleted member 49341]

No

No

Not fully gymcelled but I'm lean and muscular. Could be more ripped

Yes but not as perfect as a tiktoker

Fuck no

Yes

What is your height xang?

 

[ChickenAndRiceBrah]

Missing #4 it's over
The reaper spares no-one

 

[Xangsane]

What is your height xang?

5'9

 

[Deleted member 49341]

5'9

6’3 htn mogs 5’9 chadlite
I mog you xang
HAHA

 

[Deleted member 26859]

1. Height over 5’10
2. White with a reasonable phenotype
3. Gymcelled
4. Tiktok hair
5. NT pics
6. Not reccessed

all i have is tiktok hair and even that, turkish barbers are trying to take it away from me

 

[Deleted member 26859]

For OLD height is a non issue

Just larp lol

what? this is about slaying in real life you chronically online basement virgin

 

[Deleted member 26859]

Yep this is almost all facts except for being white. Im a ltn-mtn curry with all of these traits and having high success on dating apps

but you dont have sex, you just post tinder matches lol

proving that op is indeed facts

 

[DelonLover1999]

what? this is about slaying in real life you chronically online basement virgin

Read the OP you pathetic illiterate manlet cuck

 

[Deleted member 26859]

Read the OP you pathetic illiterate manlet cuck

yeah but you dont slay a girl through a screen online

you have to meet IRL where your height is visible so u cant larp?

 

[Deleted member 22888]

No woman will be able to tell if you’re over 6 ft unless she is tall herself

if you’re 5’8 and larp as 5’10 it works too

U just need to be average height or close at least and good looking to slay mtbs and even some htbs. They are too easy.

 

[dr_looksmax]

yeah but you dont slay a girl through a screen online

you have to meet IRL where your height is visible so u cant larp?

You can larp it a bit- that’s why I put 5’10 because it’s ‘larping distance’ of 6’ with lifts

5’9 is probably also acceptable

 

[Deleted member 8365]

1. Height over 5’10
2. White with a reasonable phenotype
3. Gymcelled
4. Tiktok hair
5. NT pics
6. Not reccessed

This is the recipe to slay endlessly in 2023 and beyond- tick all 6 boxes? Congrats you’re now officially s dating app slayer of endless MTB

Once I figure out the recipe for slaying HTB I will post it here as well(still working on this one)

Why not black ?

 

[Deleted member 8365]

Mulatta HTB yes
Thoughts?

Would you consider me white passing

WHY MULATTA DONT DATE BLACKS ANYMORE !!!? @Kamui

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Have like 2 of these at best

 

[Deleted member 46727]

1/6 with nearly double your slay count

 

[Xangsane]

WHY MULATTA DONT DATE BLACKS ANYMORE !!!? @Kamui

my fiancee, when I asked her and showed her pics, had a very clear preference for white passing/adjacent ethnic men.

 

[Deleted member 31072]

Huge white dick

 

[Deleted member 8365]

my fiancee, when I asked her and showed her pics, had a very clear preference for white passing/adjacent ethnic men.

WHY?

 

[Xangsane]

WHY?

just her preference.

 

[Deleted member 19911]

WHY MULATTA DONT DATE BLACKS ANYMORE !!!? @Kamui

They do

 

[FastBananaCEO]

2. White with a reasonable phenotype

how on earth am i supposed to achieve this?