whatever u first ever orgasm'd to forever rewires and imprints into ur brain

[isis_Bleach]

never forget that

 

[Deleted member 17791]

First time I wanked was when I was watching the dictator movie where the amin character was taught how to wank, me and borat had our first nuts together

 

[Dunkelheit]

I first orgasmed in the pool when I was 6. There was no external visual sexual stimulus.

 

[Deleted member 8904]

I first orgasmed in the pool when I was 6. There was no external visual sexual stimulus.

man, the pool water jet orgasms hit fuckin different. no sexual thoughts, no ejaculation, just pure orgasm.

 

[isis_Bleach]

I first orgasmed in the pool when I was 6. There was no external visual sexual stimulus.

now u forever have a fetish for sticking your dick in hot tub jets
coincidentally thats one of the first ways i ever got off was a hot tub jet

 

[Dunkelheit]

man, the pool water jet orgasms hit fuckin different. no sexual thoughts, no ejaculation, just pure orgasm.

Yeah they are pretty good, though the time I'm referring to was just the lining of my board shorts stimulating my penis as I was submerged.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Yeah thats why I always jerk off to blow job porn

It really is restricting, narrows down the options immensely.

 

[isis_Bleach]

First time I wanked was when I was watching the dictator movie where the amin character was taught how to wank, me and borat had our first nuts together

nigga wtf amin is a black african general warlord u coomed to the actor who played that nigag? i honestly forgot how that movie went but ye u and me are living the same life cuz i got off to that movie as well as little kid

 

[Dunkelheit]

now u forever have a fetish for sticking your dick in hot tub jets
coincidentally thats one of the first ways i ever got off was a hot tub jet

Bro I actually stuck my knob in this perfectly shaped detachable shower head on a cruise ship in 2016 a decade after the origin story, it felt amazing

 

[isis_Bleach]

Yeah thats why I always jerk off to blow job porn

It really is restricting, narrows down the options immensely.

good.
now u jerk off to a nice big dick in the center of ur screen
r u proud of urself?

 

[Deleted member 5815]

I first orgasmed white watching white master black slave porn at 11 year old... first time in my life watching porn or jerking off it should have been from imagination or a magazine I was doomed from the start

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

good.
now u jerk off to a nice big dick in the center of ur screen
r u proud of urself?

Yeah watching a girl suck a small dick turns me off

A bit homo tbh.

 

[isis_Bleach]

Bro I actually stuck my knob in this perfectly shaped detachable shower head on a cruise ship in 2016 a decade after the origin story, it felt amazing

i admire the cruise ship maxxing anyways ye im thinking now i could write a book about this shit going around collecting the most insane stories of the ways niggas started off their cooming origin story
i could write a book on my personal experiences alone

 

[isis_Bleach]

I first orgasmed white watching white master black slave porn at 11 year old... first time in my life watching porn or jerking off it should have been from imagination or a magazine I was doomed from the start

holy fuck nigga its 10000000% percent over for u
i hope u are at least a white guy and not a black guy that would make it 10000% more fucked up
i just nutted to my imagination of my elementary school oneitis

 

[Dunkelheit]

i admire the cruise ship maxxing anyways ye im thinking now i could write a book about this shit going around collecting the most insane stories of the ways niggas started off their cooming origin story
i could write a book on my personal experiences alone

That would be mad as, excuse the 'love it' react, it kinda gives off queer vibes given the circumstances jfl

 

[isis_Bleach]

That would be mad as, excuse the 'love it' react, it kinda gives off queer vibes given the circumstances jfl

dw bro i know u didnt hit the love it react because u love my dick im not that self centered
being cute is just an aesthetic

 

[Deleted member 20097]

I first did it to lesbians rubbing their pussies

 

[Deleted member 5815]

holy fuck nigga its 10000000% percent over for u
i hope u are at least a white guy and not a black guy that would make it 10000% more fucked up

im asian im not even involved jfl I'm just a spectator watching other doing things this is the story of my life so your theory holds up

i just nutted to my imagination of my elementary school oneitis

did you end up getting her

 

[isis_Bleach]

I first did it to lesbians rubbing their pussies

now ur gonna have to turn a lesbian into a pesbian
dw yahki nearly every htn+ i know has done that before

 

[Deleted member 17791]

nigga wtf amin is a black african general warlord u coomed to the actor who played that nigag? i honestly forgot how that movie went but ye u and me are living the same life cuz i got off to that movie as well as little kid

I never got off to him.

After I say that scene, I went upstairs (I was a little kid so I was watching it on the stairs in secret) and I tested it out and I coomed (nothing), I thought I had like a connection with borat or some shit, like we were brothers.

 

[isis_Bleach]

im asian im not even involved jfl I'm just a spectator watching other doing things this is the story of my life so your theory holds up


did you end up getting her

she walked in i fell in love at first sight then got sat directly next to me shit felt like a romance movie i tried my best to make her laugh with funny dad stories im a funny nigga innit cause she laughed bro i was so happy
but i told my friend i like her and he told her in front of her but i denied it and got so red so nah didnt work otu

 

[isis_Bleach]

im asian im not even involved jfl I'm just a spectator watching other doing things this is the story of my life so your theory holds up

that shi goes deeper than i realized like nigga your first coomshit affected more than ur sex life it affected ur entire life on a philosophical introspective level brocel
cant beleive u are asian bro i laughed so hard when u said that

 

[Deleted member 14262]

First time I wanked was when I was watching the dictator movie where the amin character was taught how to wank, me and borat had our first nuts together

jfl at this

 

[Deleted member 14262]

I first orgasmed in the pool when I was 6. There was no external visual sexual stimulus.

hahaha this thread is cagefuel.

 

[AlexBrown84]

omg I first jerked off to Asian girl porn

 

[Deleted member 14262]

I can't remember what I first jacked off too. I think it was this shapeshifting succubus hentai.

 

[Deleted member 21628]

i remember i first jerked off to project x party scene at 12

tamest shit ever with no nudity

 

[Deleted member 17791]

jfl at this

based dictator bros

 

[JBcollector]

You mean cum

 

[JBcollector]

I cummed to 26 year old model when I was 12

But now at 26 I don't like 26 year olds

 

[hiwasuwor]

Nigga i fapped to pokemon porn first

 

[LookmaxBlau]

I had a wet dream and I'm could not let it go to waste... It was about my teacher too..

 

[mightyravendark]

first time cooming was in yor mother pussy, hello my son

 

[Deleted member 20370]

first time i jerked off was to megan fox