What’s Erling Haaland’s SMV 1-10?

[islaymtbs]

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[.dark]

10

 

[Upsilon]

7 women were glazing the fuck out off him on tiktok but they never spelled the guys name properly

 

[moffeloffen]

Idk but I think every single Norwegian girl would let him hit after what he did for our country during the world cup

 

[Upsilon]

Idk but I think every single Norwegian girl would let him hit after what he did for our country during the world cup

In that case any decent footballer players have high smvs

 

[moffeloffen]

In that case any decent footballer players have high smvs

I mean they all have high status

 

[Upsilon]

I mean they all have high status

True true.

 

[islaymtbs]

True true.

Bruh I wish I had status where most people know who I am like

 

[moffeloffen]

Bruh I wish I had status where most people know who I am like

we can only dream

 

[Upsilon]

Bruh I wish I had status where most people know who I am like

Trust status is prolly the most important thing in terms of women liking you. So many women taking "everything showers" for the bang average male but its okay cause hes famous

 

[islaymtbs]

Trust status is prolly the most important thing in terms of women liking you. So many women taking "everything showers" for the bang average male but its okay cause hes famous

You can’t larp it can you or idk

 

[Upsilon]

You can’t larp it can you or idk

Theres prolly some shitty websites out there. I remember seeing some dude make a fake insta live website that fakes you being live with 10k plus viewers and interacting with it.

 

[moffeloffen]

You can’t larp it can you or idk

you can larp rich which is often seen as high staus