What's Haaland's SMV

[cytoplasm]

He's 6'5, dont take status into consideration

 

[Gargantuan]

Gigachad in Asia

 

[Deleted member 27729]

Why does he have such a weird nose and lips ?

 

[Deleted member 23115]

hes so ugly defenders WANT to run away from him thats why hes so good

 

[justinzayn]

Why does he have such a weird nose and lips ?

Slavic monghrel mutt phenotype failio

 

[cytoplasm]

hes so ugly defenders WANT to run away from him thats why hes so good

He's kinda ugly but at the same time decent bones/facial structure, which is kinda why I made the thread

 

[Deleted member 24278]

Normie SMV

 

[Deleted member 27729]

He's kinda ugly but at the same time decent bones/facial structure, which is kinda why I made the thread

Yeah it's the nose and lips that are bringing him down a lot

 

[Deleted member 23115]

He's kinda ugly but at the same time decent bones/facial structure, which is kinda why I made the thread

u just described him so why make this thread

 

[forevermirin]

htn smv because of height+frame. facially ugly hot mtn.

 

[Deleted member 22623]

He has 100000 times the SMV of entire org combined

Without status he is just a tall ogre, decent SMV still

 

[DarkLoner94]

He has the height and hair halo thing down 4 sure.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

looks oddly black

 

[Deleted member 25198]

Nordic nigger.

 

[dutchboi]

Ltn-mtn facially

Halo'ed by height

Hes not good looking but a magnificent player

 

[cytoplasm]

u just described him so why make this thread

Thats his face, i wanna see what the smv would be overall

 

[cytoplasm]

htn smv because of height+frame. facially ugly hot mtn.

Exactly what im thinking

 

[Deleted member 23115]

Thats his face, i wanna see what the smv would be overall

12 year old indians cant give you an accurate representation of his smv

 

[RetardSubhuman]

skullcel

 

[Blackgymmax]

Why does he have such a weird nose and lips ?

He looks black

 

[Deleted member 15468]

htn smv

 

[Tusseleif]

He’s so unusual looking, even for a Norwegian

 

[Deleted member 17159]

infinite due to celeb status height physique and hair

 

[cytoplasm]

infinite due to celeb status height physique and hair

dont take status into consideration

 

[Deleted member 17159]

even without status he is still tall built and has full head of hair.

 

[Deleted member 27729]

He looks black

Actually if he had black skin hair and eyes + afro hair , I would have sworn he was black lol

 

[It'snotover]

Face wise mtn, body would bring him to htn but since he is a worldwide famous multi millionare football player he has gigachad smv. Lol at thinking a random chadlite SMV mogs him