Whats Jesus rating?

uncykongrock

uncykongrock

Bronze
Joined
Jan 29, 2026
Posts
347
Reputation
328
how does Jesus rate on your scale? I am white with long hair so people tend to call me Jesus. I used to think this was like an insult, like "cut your hair you look like a bum/hippie" but once I had a gf who said that was a good, attractive thing for her, Jesus is hot she said.
In case you need a reminder
HD wallpaper jesus christ jesus christ christian god religious thumbnail
 
  • Hmm...
  • +1
Reactions: wishicouldascend and afroheadluke
No bro just no
 
Really? Just because of the whole being Jesus thing? I would think his face isn't as sculpted and jawline perfect, and overall jocky as you usually tend to attribute to chads.
 
Really? Just because of the whole being Jesus thing? I would think his face isn't as sculpted and jawline perfect, and overall jocky as you usually tend to attribute to chads.
he’s just chad
 
Which jesus?

1770872817422
1770872829133
1770872840642
 
Too far
 
  • JFL
Reactions: Framemaxxx
how does Jesus rate on your scale? I am white with long hair so people tend to call me Jesus. I used to think this was like an insult, like "cut your hair you look like a bum/hippie" but once I had a gf who said that was a good, attractive thing for her, Jesus is hot she said.
In case you need a reminder
View attachment 4645332
no offense mabye we shouldent do this it just migth be sinful or blahsmemy
 
  • JFL
Reactions: wishicouldascend
no offense mabye we shouldent do this it just migth be sinful or blahsmemy
haha that's the last thing i would've expected from this forum. take the holy creator of all aspect out of it and just frame this as a human that looks like the pic i posted then

does that mean that if I truly look like him, I'd be a chad too? I definitely don't feel like one. Of this world, at least. I would've thrived in the 80s as a rockstar. Here I'm a loser and it's mostly over but I've stuck to my values and soul and that's important to me.

My brother though, he's definitely today's chad. He's jacked like chad, he has chiseled facebones and keeps short hair like chad, plays sports, drinks and does all the drugs and serves them like chad, cooks great food, has adventurous chad jobs like firefighter, many connections, always an insult ready to banter with, many hot gfs but thinks nothing of it and gets attached to none, gets very angry over many things very fast, impulsive, has to always have his way, travels a lot, tons of money starting from shoplifting and selling drugs as a kid. As kids he used to have his goto friends and girls among them over and he'd carelessly soft-abuse them like neg em and lazily throw food for them to catch in their mouths like seals or something. And when I once asked him to help me be more social and kinda mentor me he refused and said there's nothing to it. We are like polar opposites, but still get along as we have to as we're family.
 
  • +1
Reactions: wishicouldascend
haha that's the last thing i would've expected from this forum. take the holy creator of all aspect out of it and just frame this as a human that looks like the pic i posted then

does that mean that if I truly look like him, I'd be a chad too? I definitely don't feel like one. Of this world, at least. I would've thrived in the 80s as a rockstar. Here I'm a loser and it's mostly over but I've stuck to my values and soul and that's important to me.

My brother though, he's definitely today's chad. He's jacked like chad, he has chiseled facebones and keeps short hair like chad, plays sports, drinks and does all the drugs and serves them like chad, cooks great food, has adventurous chad jobs like firefighter, many connections, always an insult ready to banter with, many hot gfs but thinks nothing of it and gets attached to none, gets very angry over many things very fast, impulsive, has to always have his way, travels a lot, tons of money starting from shoplifting and selling drugs as a kid. As kids he used to have his goto friends and girls among them over and he'd carelessly soft-abuse them like neg em and lazily throw food for them to catch in their mouths like seals or something. And when I once asked him to help me be more social and kinda mentor me he refused and said there's nothing to it. We are like polar opposites, but still get along as we have to as we're family.
Sounds like a junkey not a chad
 

Similar threads

paralyz3d
Replies
8
Views
42
PrettyLights
PrettyLights
changfrommumbai
Replies
6
Views
36
Banned User
Banned User
DDDF
Replies
0
Views
14
DDDF
DDDF
xaxanibber
Replies
30
Views
126
xaxanibber
xaxanibber

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top