Your girlfriend says the holy spirit got her pregnant (Religoncels GTFIH)

[Th3Man]

Just like the story in the Bible. Joseph and Marry, Jesus parents didn't copulate.

Marry just suddenly became pregnant and told her husband that it was the holy spirit.
And he believed her because he is a true believer of Christ.

I want to know what would the Religoncels of org do if it was them

Your wife or GF suddenly becomes pregnant and says it's was Christ or Allah or something

If you have a negative reaction ur not a true believer

 

[larpcel]

Cuck or non believer

 

[Deleted member 349198]

Not even religious but this is the most retarded take ever

 

[Th3Man]

Not even religious but this is the most retarded take ever

Are you talking about my question or the story of marry getting pregnant

 

[Giden]

Not even religious but this is the most retarded take ever

Elaborate

 

[zakachiti]

That one episode of Dr. House where the woman impregnated herself or some shit, trust

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

monty python implied jesus is the son of a roman centurion in this movie



thats why he looks italian in the paintings

its a jewish talking point btw

This scene is also a playful jab at the fact that jesus never went around saying 'IM THE MESSIAH FOLLOW ME' in the bible, rather people just came along and kept saying he's the messiah and at most he said 'fine yeah im the messiah if you say so'