What’s the Best Way to Fuck a Milf?

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PseudoMaxxer

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How do you find them and fuck them?

Anyone here fucked a mild before?
 
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idk do u wanna fuck married ones
 
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put penis in hole and fuck
 
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Just go on tinder but tbh most of the young HTN+ have their age brackets set pretty high these days so it’s still impossible difficulty. Used to be much easier.
 
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Just go on tinder but tbh most of the young HTN+ have their age brackets set pretty high these days so it’s still impossible difficulty. Used to be much easier.
So I’ll never fulfill the dream?
 
So I’ll never fulfill the dream?

Set your age to 40 on a new account, buy platinum, hide your age.
Use thirst trap photos. If they ask age just be honest, they will already be guessing from your pics anyway.

You may get something, this was my successful strategy which beats their age filters and the algorithms agecucking.
 
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idk ive only fucked old homeless grannies (paid them)
id assume u gotta be chad to fuck milfs
 
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How do you find them and fuck them?

Anyone here fucked a mild before?
Pseudo I’m begging you stop gooning and ask how to get laid with older woman’s, sex isn’t everything you could get a job ❤️
 
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Set your age to 40 on a new account, buy platinum, hide your age.
Use thirst trap photos. If they ask age just be honest, they will already be guessing from your pics anyway.

You may get something, this was my successful strategy which beats their age filters and the algorithms agecucking.
You fucked a milf??

How should I talk to them? I know how to talk to girls my age but I heard milfs are more straight forward, can you expand on that?
 
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Pseudo I’m begging you stop gooning and ask how to get laid with older woman’s, sex isn’t everything you could get a job ❤️
Nigga I have a business, and I have already fucked girls:feelswhat:
 
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fucking girls isn’t a flex boyo 🥹
 
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You fucked a milf??

How should I talk to them? I know how to talk to girls my age but I heard milfs are more straight forward, can you expand on that?

Like 25% of my slay count are milfs from doing that.
Just be aggressively sexual in text and try to arrange hookup asap, you are not there to date and neither are they really.

Remember I am was 6’2” and ripped but ugly so what works for me may not work for you.
 
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You’re one reply away from going into my ignore list buddy boyo
I’m just saying that your view of woman doesn’t necessarily has to be sexual. I’ve never seen you talk about a “girl” besides a sexual content,
 
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Remember I am was 6’2” and ripped but ugly so what works for me may not work for you.
Yeah I guess so.

I’m also high inhib I wouldn’t wanna download Tinder and then find someone that knows me on there and get clowned by some people I know:dafuckfeels:
 
I’m just saying that your view of woman doesn’t necessarily has to be sexual. I’ve never seen you talk about a “girl” besides a sexual content,
I did, in late 2023.

I was just like you bro, I was hoping to get a good girl and to be able to be loved and feel affection and all that cope.

Fast forward, I’ve fucked girls, dated, felt “loved” even tho it doesn’t really exist and I’m sure of it, and all of that.

Now, Pump and Dump is law.

After going through all of it, I’m not looking for RL or LTR anymore.

Ideal would be having 4/5 girls in the roaster and fucking them, true love doesn’t exists, and happiness comes from abundance.

I don’t have time or the mentality to waste on an LTR that won’t end up well in any case, I’ve got stuff to do and all I care about now is sex and fulfilling my bucket list of girls that I want to fuck.

I’m not saying having sex is a flex, never said that so Idk what you are talking about.

You get my point tho I guess.
 
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Yeah I guess so.

I’m also high inhib I wouldn’t wanna download Tinder and then find someone that knows me on there and get clowned by some people I know:dafuckfeels:

Highly unlikely if you set your age range to 35-50 I would think? Tinder does not show you to people outside the age range you set.

You can also turn on the “only show me to people I swiped right on” since you have to pay premium anyway for this strategy.
 
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I did, in late 2023.

I was just like you bro, I was hoping to get a good girl and to be able to be loved and feel affection and all that cope.

Fast forward, I’ve fucked girls, dated, felt “loved” even tho it doesn’t really exist and I’m sure of it, and all of that.

Now, Pump and Dump is law.

After going through all of it, I’m not looking for RL or LTR anymore.

Ideal would be having 4/5 girls in the roaster and fucking them, true love doesn’t exists, and happiness comes from abundance.

I don’t have time or the mentality to waste on an LTR that won’t end up well in any case, I’ve got stuff to do and all I care about now is sex and fulfilling my bucket list of girls that I want to fuck.

I’m not saying having sex is a flex, never said that so Idk what you are talking about.

You get my point tho I guess.
Bro rn I have a girl and the only reason I treat others right is for inner peace I’ve accepted who I am and I’m not gonna destroy myself just to fulfill the emptiness inside of me, idk if you are trying to fulfill a void like i used to do but I can prove that being in peace with yourself will help, sex,money,drugs ecc… won’t never fulfill the void inside you.
 
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Highly unlikely if you set your age range to 35-50 I would think? Tinder does not show you to people outside the age range you set.

You can also turn on the “only show me to people I swiped right on” since you have to pay premium anyway for this strategy.
How much does premium cost?
 
Bro rn I have a girl and the only reason I treat others right is for inner peace I’ve accepted who I am and I’m not gonna destroy myself just to fulfill the emptiness inside of me, idk if you are trying to fulfill a void like i used to do but I can prove that being in peace with yourself will help, sex,money,drugs ecc… won’t never fulfill the void inside you.
I agree, but you need some time of company in life and sex.

I think that having a good friend group and fucking random foids would be nice anyway.
 
I agree, but you need some time of company in life and sex.

I think that having a good friend group and fucking random foids would be nice anyway.
Our body is naturally sinful, our nature is to sin we commit adultery for our own pleasure it’s nature but we humans are the only species who can control our own nature, not choosing to do it it’s just admitting to not have self control, ofc it’s normal having sex but as more you do it more you lose yourself and soon or later would become a slave and won’t be able to control yourself anymore, that’s the thing that distinguishes humans to animals
 
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Unironically having a job, they are usually found at workplaces in women ish fields. OLD is not bad either
 
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How do you find them and fuck them?

Anyone here fucked a mild before?
At parties are always fucking horny single mothers close to the stage dancing and will just dance with you if you look at them and grab their hands then just make small talk with them or take them to grab a drink and then u get her contact and take her home or u go to her home and fuck that drunk horny milf
 
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Unironically having a job, they are usually found at workplaces in women ish fields. OLD is not bad either
I don’t have a job:dafuckfeels:
Our body is naturally sinful, our nature is to sin we commit adultery for our own pleasure it’s nature but we humans are the only species who can control our own nature, not choosing to do it it’s just admitting to not have self control, ofc it’s normal having sex but as more you do it more you lose yourself and soon or later would become a slave and won’t be able to control yourself anymore, that’s the thing that distinguishes humans to animals
i mean, that’s one of the nice things about life, being able to experience things.
I’m not saying I’m gonna do cocaine of a hookers boobs.

I won’t be fucking around forever, but now yes.
At parties are always fucking horny single mothers close to the stage dancing and will just dance with you if you look at them and grab their hands then just make small talk with them or take them to grab a drink and then u get her contact and take her home or u go to her home and fuck that drunk horny milf
none of us would be able to drive tho
 
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I don’t have a job:dafuckfeels:

i mean, that’s one of the nice things about life, being able to experience things.
I’m not saying I’m gonna do cocaine of a hookers boobs.

I won’t be fucking around forever, but now yes.

none of us would be able to drive tho
Fs it’s your choice I just hope you don’t become obsessed with it, love you g 😘
 
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I don’t have a job:dafuckfeels:

i mean, that’s one of the nice things about life, being able to experience things.
I’m not saying I’m gonna do cocaine of a hookers boobs.

I won’t be fucking around forever, but now yes.

none of us would be able to drive tho
Get a taxi then (in my country everyone comes to parties on bicycle so it’s easy as fuck)
 
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Get a taxi then (in my country everyone comes to parties on bicycle so it’s easy as fuck)
At that point I be paying 50€+

Might as well fuck a hooker:forcedsmile:
 
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Unironically having a job, they are usually found at workplaces in women ish fields. OLD is not bad either
Motha fucka said j*b….🤮
 
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Basically rob her:dafuckfeels:

Not ready to go to jail:forcedsmile:

thwy won’t want to lose their job to fuck a young guy
I wasn’t talking about the workers lil bro
 
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Basically rob her:dafuckfeels:

Not ready to go to jail:forcedsmile:

thwy won’t want to lose their job to fuck a young guy
How the fuck this drunk milf hoe gonna remember who you are if she don’t got your number or anything she will likely just be venting to her milf friends saying stupid shit about you
 
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How the fuck this drunk milf hoe gonna remember who you are if she don’t got your number or anything she will likely just be venting to her milf friends saying stupid shit about you
I’m gonna try that for sure once I get to a club.

Most of the times I would only see JBs, never milfs
 
How much does premium cost?

It’s like £15 for a week?
If you don’t have matches in a week you won’t have them in a year so don’t bother with longer.
 
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It’s like £15 for a week?
If you don’t have matches in a week you won’t have them in a year so don’t bother with longer.
I Mirin you so hard brad
Brad is a chad name
 
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Damnnn might try fr.

I might PM you if I do @Foreverbrad to help me set up the account, is it fine?
yeah I wouldn't do all of this hiding ur age bs

if there is a milf out there that wants to slay she doesn't care about age odds are she has to low to like 20s as a chance anyways lol
 
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Damnnn might try fr.

I might PM you if I do @Foreverbrad to help me set up the account, is it fine?

Yeah you will have better luck setting your age to the target age than just using the age filter. The algorithm really doesn’t like age gaps of more than 5 years regardless of filter.
 
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Yeah you will have better luck setting your age to the target age than just using the age filter. The algorithm really doesn’t like age gaps of more than 5 years regardless of filter.
So like what’s the best age I should set and look for?
 
Nigga I have a business, and I have already fucked girls:feelswhat:
you call a business that you pay someone 2K for a telegram group while none of it is useful?
 
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Reddit, specifically your local meet up reddits with cucks asking you to fuck their wives.
 

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