Whats the fakest country in Europe in your opinion?

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The obvious candidates here:
-Austria
-Belgium
-Macedonia
-Moldova
-Ukraine
-Belarus

Imo its tied between Austria and Moldova, very similar cases. Austria existing as a country is the same as Bavaria or Hanover being their own nations. Austria should obviously be part of Germany cause they are germans. Moldova is the exact same situation.

When it comes to the most fakeness of national identity then Belgium wins, this country makes zero sense, Wallonia should be French, the redt should go to Netherlands, onty reason this hasnt occured is religious differences

Bosnia and Macedonia are actually the most understandable, Bosnia especially. Macedonian unique identity came to idea as early as 1903 completely organically by the people, based on the land they lived in. Contrary to what greeks say, macedonians aren't majority slavic, on average around 30%, the rest is native balkan like ancient macedons. Macedonians dont claim that Alexander didn't speek greek, they claim that macedonians weren't true greeks, which is true, they were the frontier people of the helenic world, they never were full blooded greeks. Alexander and his family were tho, they came from Argos, but the common folk were probably mixed with thracians and panonians.

Bosnia is obvious cause of islamic religion, ottoman tradition, oriental customs.

Ukraine is a tough one. True Ukraine realistically is the most western parts near Poland, like 20%, of the nation, the places bordering Poland which was called Ruthenia. But Kiev itself and all the rest is fake af, it was the capital of medieval Russia ffs jfl. Also the name Ukraine literally means "borderland", geez bordeland to what i wonder :feelskek:.

Not even talking about Belarus, that place is just straighr up Russia, no clue why its a thing
 
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Not even talking about Belarus, that place is just straighr up Russia, no clue why its a thing
they identify with lithuanian empire or some shit, half larping as balts, half as west slavs
 
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they identify with lithuanian empire or some shit, half larping as balts, half as west slavs
Doesn't even work as a cope tho, all the other countries can cope somehow except Austria and Belarus. Like they write cyrilic, are orthodox, and speak east slavic language. Nothing west slavic here. The Lithuanian empire thing makes more sense but Lithuanians called them Russians as well
 
I consider Belgium to be north France ngl
This shit is barely a country to me
 
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Like they write cyrilic, are orthodox, and speak east slavic language.
yeah but the idea is that muh evil russian empire forced it on them and before that they were white balts/west slavs who are descendants of lithuanian empire/PL commonwealth
Grand_Duchy_of_Lithuania_Rus_and_Samogitia_1434.jpg
1920px-Rzeczpospolita2nar.png

basically muh we are lithuanians who got converted by le ebil russians
 
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yeah but the idea is that muh evil russian empire forced it on them and before that they were white balts/west slavs who are descendants of lithuanian empire/PL commonwealth
Grand_Duchy_of_Lithuania_Rus_and_Samogitia_1434.jpg
1920px-Rzeczpospolita2nar.png

basically muh we are lithuanians who got converted by le ebil russians
i remember during the protests in 2020 they were waving around this flag which they desperately want to change to
800px-Flag_of_Belarus_%281918%2C_1991%E2%80%931995%29.svg.png

meanwhile PL commonwealth flag:
1200px-Chor%C4%85giew_kr%C3%B3lewska_kr%C3%B3la_Zygmunta_III_Wazy.svg.png

:lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: the larp is real
 
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i remember during the protests in 2020 they were waving around this flag which they desperately want to change to
800px-Flag_of_Belarus_%281918%2C_1991%E2%80%931995%29.svg.png

meanwhile PL commonwealth flag:
1200px-Chor%C4%85giew_kr%C3%B3lewska_kr%C3%B3la_Zygmunta_III_Wazy.svg.png

:lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: the larp is real
Yeah saw that, dont get it how can someone be this cucked, like what is he thinking in that moment gargling on western cock
 
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yeah but the idea is that muh evil russian empire forced it on them and before that they were white balts/west slavs who are descendants of lithuanian empire/PL commonwealth
Grand_Duchy_of_Lithuania_Rus_and_Samogitia_1434.jpg
1920px-Rzeczpospolita2nar.png

basically muh we are lithuanians who got converted by le ebil russians
But this theory falls short if you look at the timeline

900-1250 Russia
1250-1300 random russian counties
1300-1770 Lithuania
1770-1990 Russia
 
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99% of austria wanted to be part of germany in 1938
 
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I was at Vienna airport and i have never seen an ethnicity of people so well put together, everyone with near zero facial flaws near perfect facial harmony, all high class appeal as well as tall. I felt like total subhuman, even ethnics height mogged me there. Im not surprised Hitler thought they were the chosen race.
 
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Luxembourg
 
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I thought it was about fake-nice people
Probably Germans, they're not nice but when they try to be nice they are fake af
 
Albania, Andorra, Liechtenstein.
 
Bosnia

Sectarian Serb separatist region

Second is Kosovo but its not a country just a part of Serbia
 
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Europe is itself fake as fuck.

Geographically it's just a peninsula of Asia while

Politically and culturally it's a Jewish colony.
 
Europe is to Africa, what the New World was to Europe 500 years ago.

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Basically the exact same thing.
 
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Thoughts on Montenegro? I always found it odd that it became independent from Serbia
 
Every European country apart of the European union is a fake ripoff of the United States
 
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The entire continent is fake
 
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