What's the largest animal you've ever seen irl

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I've been a lot of places, and so far the largest animal I've ever laid eyes on was a fully grown female grizzly bear with her cubs behind her, about 10 feet away from me. I was hiking in Teton Wyoming and came over this pass where you could see a lake and all these beautiful peaks. Heard a snap and saw an enormous brown furry thing emerge from the bushes and immediately took a few steps back. It went on its way further down into the rest of bushes. A lot of people gathered to watch it. Used my binoculars to watch one of the cubs eat berries down in the valley. Cool shit.
 
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A bison in a zoo
 
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A bull
 
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My penis
 
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I’ve seen giraffes in a zoo
 
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Prolly a cow or a bull since I used to live in a farm
 
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I've done whale watching and seen them breach. Also elk (aka wapiti) many many times in rural parts of California and Oregon, I've taken lots of photos of them including one I have on the wall above my desk. Would love to see a moose one day, they're much bigger than elk.
 
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I've done whale watching and seen them breach. Also elk (aka wapiti) many many times in rural parts of California and Oregon, I've taken lots of photos of them including one I have on the wall above my desk. Would love to see a moose one day, they're much bigger than elk.
I saw about 3 moose in a pond on the same trip I saw the bear as well. They are ginormous, and their racks are unbelievable. I'd only seen mule deer when I lived in Cali. Seen a lot of elk and wolves in my current state though. Travelling to Alaska soon, hoping to see a Sitka blacktail deer.
 
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giraffe by height

elephant by weight i assume
 
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I've done whale watching and seen them breach. Also elk (aka wapiti) many many times in rural parts of California and Oregon, I've taken lots of photos of them including one I have on the wall above my desk. Would love to see a moose one day, they're much bigger than elk.
what type of whales have you spotted?
 
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elephants at the zoo

From what i've been told by coworkers, seeing a moose up close is jarring because they are like 12 feet tall on all fours
 
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At the McDonald's checkout
 
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If we're only counting the uncontrolled wild, definitely a big bull moose I saw hiking. If you count national parks too probably one of the bison I saw in Yellowstone.
 
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elephants at the zoo

From what i've been told by coworkers, seeing a moose up close is jarring because they are like 12 feet tall on all fours
Yes, they are huge. I've seen them from a distance but you can tell they are absolute tanks. I think you'd have a better chance of surviving being hit by a semi-truck than being run down by one of those.
 
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I've been a lot of places, and so far the largest animal I've ever laid eyes on was a fully grown female grizzly bear with her cubs behind her, about 10 feet away from me. I was hiking in Teton Wyoming and came over this pass where you could see a lake and all these beautiful peaks. Heard a snap and saw an enormous brown furry thing emerge from the bushes and immediately took a few steps back. It went on its way further down into the rest of bushes. A lot of people gathered to watch it. Used my binoculars to watch one of the cubs eat berries down in the valley. Cool shit.
an elephant but I felt bad bc it was being ridden upon and it was clear that it didn't feel great
 
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i think i saw a bull from the car in arizona but that was a long time ago, i dont remember what animal it was
 
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If we're only counting the uncontrolled wild, definitely a big bull moose I saw hiking. If you count national parks too probably one of the bison I saw in Yellowstone.
Yellowstone is such a beautiful place. Same with Jackson Hole. The bison there just chill out on the road.
 
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Yes, they are huge. I've seen them from a distance but you can tell they are absolute tanks. I think you'd have a better chance of surviving being hit by a semi-truck than being run down by one of those.
Nah, I'd win. :feelshah:

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Yes, they are huge. I've seen them from a distance but you can tell they are absolute tanks. I think you'd have a better chance of surviving being hit by a semi-truck than being run down by one of those.
I can't remember where but I swear I remember seeing a video of a guy dumping an entire Glock magazine into one (and those are a lot of rounds) and it still charged for a while after. Once those things are angry they don't give up easy
 
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I've been a lot of places, and so far the largest animal I've ever laid eyes on was a fully grown female grizzly bear with her cubs behind her, about 10 feet away from me. I was hiking in Teton Wyoming and came over this pass where you could see a lake and all these beautiful peaks. Heard a snap and saw an enormous brown furry thing emerge from the bushes and immediately took a few steps back. It went on its way further down into the rest of bushes. A lot of people gathered to watch it. Used my binoculars to watch one of the cubs eat berries down in the valley. Cool shit.
elephant or giraffe
 
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elephant
 
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Yellowstone is such a beautiful place. Same with Jackson Hole. The bison there just chill out on the road.
It's awesome. I haven't been in a while and have only gone a couple times but really want to go again. Bison are such cool animals, actually my favorite, but it does make me sad how inconsiderate I have seen tourists (online and a couple incidents IRL) are to them
 
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I can't remember where but I swear I remember seeing a video of a guy dumping an entire Glock magazine into one and it still charged for a while after. Once those things are angry they don't give up easy
Their skulls have to be around 3 inches thick. Pretty scary because you can drop them, think they're dead, and they can charge you again right before they die.
 
Apparently the Polar Bear is also 10 feet tall standing up, weight over 1000 lbs and can run for hours at a high rate of speed

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what type of whales have you spotted?

I couldn't tell but they were probably gray whales, maybe humpback or orca. This was at the Oregon Coast during their migration season one year.
 
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Apparently the Polar Bear is also 10 feet tall standing up, weight over 1000 lbs and can run for hours at a high rate of speed

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I think they're also one of very few land animals to consider humans a viable food source and hunt them not even when desperate / in self defense. Its definitely over if you get caught out there with one on foot and no buildings to run to
 
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Without taking into account zoo visits, probably wild boar for terrestrial, but for birds i saw an enormous "Condor Andino", its a gigantic vulture from my country, it was legit terrifying and beautiful at the same time
 
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I couldn't tell but they were probably gray whales, maybe humpback or orca. This was at the Oregon Coast during their migration season one year.
nice im planning a winter trip for maui to see some whales hopefully
 
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I think they're also one of very few land animals to consider humans a viable food source and hunt them not even when desperate / in self defense. Its definitely over if you get caught out there with one on foot and no buildings to run to
Nah, I'd win. Honestly give me just a screwdriver and I would be wearing a bear pelt by nightfall

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Without taking into account zoo visits, probably wild boar for terrestrial, but for birds i saw an enormous "Condor Andino", its a gigantic vulture from my country, it was legit terrifying and beautiful at the same time
I saw a video of people in a condor outfit on tiktok and it looked super real and they were like 5 feet tall scared the fuck out of me
 
I saw a video of people in a condor outfit on tiktok and it looked super real and they were like 5 feet tall scared the fuck out of me
They're legit massive especially when they open their wings, it is very scary but they never attack, seems like the Patagonia and the South Cone of America has the best environmental conditions for giant birds, the largest flying ones were the Pelagornis and Argentavis, and Terror Birds were here too, must have been horrible to live amongst them motherfuckers
 
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bison

i saw about 10 of them together it was honestly majestic
 

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