What's the less painful way to off yourself?

[the BULL]

My Life Is officially over. I have no ways to get out of my rotvillage and i'm getting fat due to depression. I have no sources of dopamine anymore, only oldceldom awaits me. I Need to escape this suffering asap

 

[Deleted member 42009]

Fireplace monoxide carbon, painless and you just fall asleep.

 

[Nick.Harte]

Go mess with the cartel. They know how to end your suffering without inflicting an ounce of pain on you.

 

[the BULL]

Fireplace monoxide carbon, painless and you just fall asleep.

How do you do It step by step

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

See you tomorrow

 

[Krakowski]

Shotgun to head

 

[Napoleon1800]

Go mess with the cartel. They know how to end your suffering without inflicting an ounce of pain on you.

A kiss on the forehead, that's all you will get

 

[the BULL]

Shotgun to head

It's probably painful asf

 

[Deleted member 21628]

go to the suicide forum

they'll tell you

 

[Deleted member 30679]

Go mess with the cartel. They know how to end your suffering without inflicting an ounce of pain on you.

He will end up in a funky town gore video

 

[Nick.Harte]

1) Boric acid powder in your cocktail or hot chocolate/ milkshake.

 

[bedes]

CHOOse wisER

 

[vanillaicecream]

I dont even think of roping, there are still lots of anime and religion debates to watch, plus gta 5... you're crazy if you want to rope in the technology age

 

[chadmanlet04]

Sodium Nitrate

 

[Deleted member 31169]

You'll burn in hell forever. So the only thing you wished to escape in this life will be your newfound reality for eternity.

 

[the BULL]

I dont even think of roping, there are still lots of anime and religion debates to watch, plus gta 5... you're crazy if you want to rope in the technology age

I can't get dopamine from anything anymore

 

[Madhate]

My Life Is officially over. I have no ways to get out of my rotvillage and i'm getting fat due to depression. I have no sources of dopamine anymore, only oldceldom awaits me. I Need to escape this suffering asap

If you're gonna do it, at least be dark triad and do some "legal" stuff beforehand, have fun

 

[Nick.Harte]

Please don’t. You will have to live with schery6 for eternity.

 

[Deleted member 42009]

How do you do It step by step

Pm me and i will help you

 

[the BULL]

Please don’t. You will have to live with schery6 for eternity.

I Just can't endure Life anymore. I live in a fucking Ghost Town, only oldcels and some Kids live here. Nowhere to go, nothing to do, no possibilities to have a career, dopamine receptors completely shut down. Even suicide Is too hard though, i must find an absolutely painless way to make sure i don't back off

 

[vanillaicecream]

I can't get dopamine from anything anymore

Hang in there bro you'll find something, you'll only look older and uglier from here on out but that's the cycle of life

 

[Nick.Harte]

I Just can't endure Life anymore. I live in a fucking Ghost Town, only oldcels and some Kids live here. Nowhere to go, nothing to do, no possibilities to have a career, dopamine receptors completely shut down. Even suicide Is too hard though, i must find an absolutely painless way to make sure i don't back off

Hang in there boyo. You can’t give up so fast. I know that this sounds cliché but you never know if you can get lucky in the future and get out of this mess.

 

[the BULL]

Hang in there bro you'll find something, you'll only look older and uglier from here on out but that's the cycle of life

yeah but you're supposed to have a career at the very least at this point. if you cannot cope with anything and have absolutely no possibility to find a girlfriend / wife it's over. i'm just not where i wanted to be at this point in life. i don't have your same brain chemistry that allows you to cope with games and animes. i want a fucking way out of this hellhole. a new beginning

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Shotgun to head

Classic

 

[Deleted member 21628]

I Just can't endure Life anymore. I live in a fucking Ghost Town, only oldcels and some Kids live here. Nowhere to go, nothing to do, no possibilities to have a career, dopamine receptors completely shut down. Even suicide Is too hard though, i must find an absolutely painless way to make sure i don't back off

jump on a train and YEEPIEEE new advantures await??

 

[The Grinch]

Nice bait post, hello FBI

 

[redfacccee]

finally

 

[Akhi]

never too late to turn your life around

 

[Shogun]

Shotgun in the mouth, Sodium Nitrite + anti vomit medicin

 

[Shogun]

Please don’t. You will have to live with schery6 for eternity.

You make it sound like it's a bad thing

 

[Yuno_howitez]

yeah but you're supposed to have a career at the very least at this point. if you cannot cope with anything and have absolutely no possibility to find a girlfriend / wife it's over. i'm just not where i wanted to be at this point in life. i don't have your same brain chemistry that allows you to cope with games and animes. i want a fucking way out of this hellhole. a new beginning

A new beginning. I know what you mean by that. i feel you man.
just wanna restart with some other stats in some other place far from here.

 

[Latinus]

Fireplace monoxide carbon, painless and you just fall asleep.

I was going to say that. Best way to end your life.

 

[Stackz]

Do you have any passions or hobbies

 

[Ranjeet Dipshit]

DO not ERaSe YouRseLF pLs

 

[Reformed]

>makes 100s of posts bragging about slaying stacies
>is suicidal

classic

 

[Deleted member 13626]

Do it pussy

Lots of third world peasants breaking their backs off working for their families so at least they get a miligram of dopamine knowing they did something and their children are still alive

I could go on and on, some people have video games as something to look up to. Some religion/afterlife .

As @vanillaicecream said, you have to be absolute retarded to off yourself in this era where endless games/movies etc come out. Consumerism if you like to call it that, but no one is forcing you to be a consoomer, this life is big.

And muh old age, muh ghosttown. You’re just a loser with a defeated mentality. I could find handicapped people happier and more grateful than you or actual subhumans. At this point don’t consider what you’re about to do as suicide but as natural selection

If you’re gonna do it make sure you don’t have ANY attachment to this material world (material stuff like cars, house from loved ones) and don’t go towards the light when you die and don’t believe anyone or anything in the afterlife (assuming there is one but evidence points out that there are high chances that an afterlife exists)

 

[High Cortisol Chad]