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Inspired by @6ft4 's recent thread
Mine was a few years ago, I had recently discovered PSL and barely partied at all
I got a job where my friend worked, and it was in December so the christmas party was coming up soon. Baring in mind I had only worked there for 3 weeks before I attended the party.
I went to my friend's house to drink a bit before we went (there were a lot of jbs and young people that worked there so the parties were usually good asf). Due to being a failure most my life I hadn't really had much experience being drunk and I didn't know my limits.
Once we arrived we saw that they were providing unlimited free wine, we thought we'd make the most of it since we were gonna go clubbing later. Both of us start chugging down pints of wine and in like 45 minutes we were both fucked. He's in the bathroom throwing up but I had passed out. Insanely embarrassing.
My employer legit called an ambulance to come get me cause I was on the floor passed out and they contacted my mum too.
Next thing I remember, I'm sitting on a hospital bed with a nurse trying to hook me up to a drip. Seeing this made drunken me rage, I started telling her that drips were for pussies and that I wanted to be released immediately. I legit said "I don't need no fucking drip, I'm an amogging machine. I can take it", with my mum sitting there apologizing to the nurse for my behavior. The nurse then says, "swear one more time and you're out"
I had to hang my head down in shame the next time I entered work, I didn't even know anyone there. Made myself look like an utter dickhead jfl
Mine was a few years ago, I had recently discovered PSL and barely partied at all
I got a job where my friend worked, and it was in December so the christmas party was coming up soon. Baring in mind I had only worked there for 3 weeks before I attended the party.
I went to my friend's house to drink a bit before we went (there were a lot of jbs and young people that worked there so the parties were usually good asf). Due to being a failure most my life I hadn't really had much experience being drunk and I didn't know my limits.
Once we arrived we saw that they were providing unlimited free wine, we thought we'd make the most of it since we were gonna go clubbing later. Both of us start chugging down pints of wine and in like 45 minutes we were both fucked. He's in the bathroom throwing up but I had passed out. Insanely embarrassing.
My employer legit called an ambulance to come get me cause I was on the floor passed out and they contacted my mum too.
Next thing I remember, I'm sitting on a hospital bed with a nurse trying to hook me up to a drip. Seeing this made drunken me rage, I started telling her that drips were for pussies and that I wanted to be released immediately. I legit said "I don't need no fucking drip, I'm an amogging machine. I can take it", with my mum sitting there apologizing to the nurse for my behavior. The nurse then says, "swear one more time and you're out"
I had to hang my head down in shame the next time I entered work, I didn't even know anyone there. Made myself look like an utter dickhead jfl
Apparently I also followed it up with a tirade of insults against Germany and German people in general.
