What's the most awkward situation you've been in

[Sacrifice]

For me it'd probably be my BBC Badge incident, although it's pretty funny now that I look back on it

 

[Lefty Rankin]

You took a big black cock?

 

[Sacrifice]

You took a big black cock?

No I made a 'BBC Badge' for all of my black friends, it was peak comedy for all of us when we were like 12

 

[FrancoAgain]

For me it'd probably be my BBC Badge incident, although it's pretty funny now that I look back on it

can you deep dive into the bbc badge?

tbh i cant recall what my most awkward moment was
the most recent thing that happend is i was jerking off and my mom saw a roach in the kitchen and asked me for the roach venom in the living (where i was jerking it) so i had to stop the goon sesh and she came in to grab that thing, the tissues were prepared on my desk

 

[Sacrifice]

can you deep dive into the bbc badge?

Sure lol, it'll take a long time to type it out tho

 

[alurmo]

No I made a 'BBC Badge' for all of my black friends, it was peak comedy for all of us when we were like 12

thats not ackward tbh
smt ackward would be like stumbling words when talking to a foid or smt

 

[Deleted member 22511]

On paper you'd think the most embarrassing for me would have been when I accidentally flashed my 14 year old flaccid dick in front of almost all of my classmates. Except I wasn't too embarrassed about it in the moment, and everyone had forgotten about it by the next day. Only 1 guy even acknowledged that it happened in the moment.

There are plenty of things that come off as less severe but still embarrassed me much more. Something like writing a needy text to a girl or rolling a shitty cigarette.

 

[Sacrifice]

can you deep dive into the bbc badge?

I was chilling with my friends when I had the brilliant idea to make a 'BBC Badge' for all of my black friends, since BBC was the funniest thing ever when we were 11/12. My plan was to cut out a piece of paper in the shape of a circle with the words "BBC Badge" and I would give it to my black friends.

I finished my amazing art project and gave it to my black friends, they found it funny, but then this one retard who I will call 'Sam', left his badge on a girls desk. I have no clue why he did it (He was held back 2 times, hes slow) And the girl gave the badge to my teacher and said "What's this?" And well, the teacher knew what it was. So she freaked out, Sam admitted he left it on the girls desk.

And I knew Sam would snitch on who made the badges, so instead of getting into more trouble than necessary I stood up and gladly accepted my fate. I told the teacher I made the badges, and she freaked out and sent us to the principles office. We got shouted at (My friends who I gave the badge to also were in the principles office for some reason), I told the principle to not bring my friends down, as they had done no wrong, she didn't care.

And then Sam snitched that all the boys knew about the BBC joke and some other bad jokes. So the next morning all of my friends were lined up like they were going to die in a firing squad, they got shouted at all because of me

So fuck you 'Sam' for ruining the BBC Badge

 

[FrancoAgain]

jfl what a great story

I was chilling with my friends when I had the brilliant idea to make a 'BBC Badge' for all of my black friends, since BBC was the funniest thing ever when we were 11/12. My plan was to cut out a piece of paper in the shape of a circle with the words "BBC Badge" and I would give it to my black friends.

I finished my amazing art project and gave it to my black friends, they found it funny, but then this one retard who I will call 'Sam', left his badge on a girls desk. I have no clue why he did it (He was held back 2 times, hes slow) And the girl gave the badge to my teacher and said "What's this?" And well, the teacher knew what it was. So she freaked out, Sam admitted he left it on the girls desk.

And I knew Sam would snitch on who made the badges, so instead of getting into more trouble than necessary I stood up and gladly accepted my fate. I told the teacher I made the badges, and she freaked out and sent us to the principles office. We got shouted at (My friends who I gave the badge to also were in the principles office for some reason), I told the principle to not bring my friends down, as they had done no wrong, she didn't care.

And then Sam snitched that all the boys knew about the BBC joke and some other bad jokes. So the next morning all of my friends were lined up like they were going to die in a firing squad, they got shouted at all because of me

So fuck you 'Sam' for ruining the BBC Badge

 

[Sacrifice]

On paper you'd think the most embarrassing for me would have been when I accidentally flashed my 14 year old flaccid dick in front of almost all of my classmates. Except I wasn't too embarrassed about it in the moment, and everyone had forgotten about it by the next day. Only 1 guy even acknowledged that it happened in the moment.

There are plenty of things that come off as less severe but still embarrassed me much more. Something like writing a needy text to a girl or rolling a shitty cigarette.

Reminds me of that time a dude flashed his 2inch dick to my friends in math class, I don't know why he did this

 

[Sacrifice]

Oh yeah, I also fucked a banana I put in the microwave, and I thought someone was looking at me through the kitchen window.

Scared the shit out of me, I had paranoia for weeks because of it.

Never again

 

[Deleted member 328836]

For me it'd probably be my BBC Badge incident, although it's pretty funny now that I look back on it

I have been working as a videographer and was showing my clients the stuff that I just shot for them.
Everyone, like 7 people, gathered round me and my camera and I was going back through my SD card.
I forgot that I also shot myself in the mirror with a raging boner out the day before.

 

[babymoo]

For me it'd probably be my BBC Badge incident, although it's pretty funny now that I look back on it

You gotta give context fym "BBC Badge incident"????

 

[Sacrifice]

I have been working as a videographer and was showing my clients the stuff that I just shot for them.
Everyone, like 7 people, gathered round me and my camera and I was going back through my SD card.
I forgot that I also shot myself in the mirror with a raging boner out the day before.

If I was your client I'd be amazed by that shot

If I was a foid client, I'd be turned on

 

[Sacrifice]

You gotta give context fym "BBC Badge incident"????

I was chilling with my friends when I had the brilliant idea to make a 'BBC Badge' for all of my black friends, since BBC was the funniest thing ever when we were 11/12. My plan was to cut out a piece of paper in the shape of a circle with the words "BBC Badge" and I would give it to my black friends.

I finished my amazing art project and gave it to my black friends, they found it funny, but then this one retard who I will call 'Sam', left his badge on a girls desk. I have no clue why he did it (He was held back 2 times, hes slow) And the girl gave the badge to my teacher and said "What's this?" And well, the teacher knew what it was. So she freaked out, Sam admitted he left it on the girls desk.

And I knew Sam would snitch on who made the badges, so instead of getting into more trouble than necessary I stood up and gladly accepted my fate. I told the teacher I made the badges, and she freaked out and sent us to the principles office. We got shouted at (My friends who I gave the badge to also were in the principles office for some reason), I told the principle to not bring my friends down, as they had done no wrong, she didn't care.

And then Sam snitched that all the boys knew about the BBC joke and some other bad jokes. So the next morning all of my friends were lined up like they were going to die in a firing squad, they got shouted at all because of me

So fuck you 'Sam' for ruining the BBC Badge

its pretty funny

 

[Deleted member 328836]

If I was your client I'd be amazed by that shot

If I was a foid client, I'd be turned on

Luckily, no one said anything. But my heart skipped a bit for sure.

 

[babymoo]

its pretty funny

I hope sam dies to police brutality

 

[Sacrifice]

Luckily, no one said anything. But my heart skipped a bit for sure.

They were too amazed to speak

But luckily you were hard, otherwise I would be disapointed as a client, in a way ig? idk

 

[Sacrifice]

I hope sam dies to police brutality

He was one of the worst people in school, I despise him

 

[PrettyLights]

They were too amazed to speak

But luckily you were hard, otherwise I would be disapointed as a client, in a way ig? idk

pause nigga

 

[Sacrifice]

pause nigga

well tbf, would you rather see a hard cock or a soft cock

 

[Sacrifice]

well tbf, would you rather see a hard cock or a soft cock

oh hholyh olhy holy L POST

 

[zalcus]

For me it'd probably be my BBC Badge incident, although it's pretty funny now that I look back on it

My mom was telling me to hurry up in the shower and i said okay then she opened the door to find me on the floor jerking off

 

[Sacrifice]

My mom was telling me to hurry up in the shower and i said okay then she opened the door to find me on the floor jerking off

Like on your knees?

I did something similar but I was jerking my shit when my sister came into the room and asked if I want hot chocolate

I said yes

 

[zalcus]

Like on your knees?

I did something similar but I was jerking my shit when my sister came into the room and asked if I want hot chocolate

I said yes

No i was seriously butt naked on the floor with my feet facing the door and she just walked in there

 

[zalcus]

Like on your knees?

I did something similar but I was jerking my shit when my sister came into the room and asked if I want hot chocolate

I said yes

One time my brother walked into my room and i had to just say it straight up to him and told him to get out

 

[MLP]

I was chilling with my friends when I had the brilliant idea to make a 'BBC Badge' for all of my black friends, since BBC was the funniest thing ever when we were 11/12. My plan was to cut out a piece of paper in the shape of a circle with the words "BBC Badge" and I would give it to my black friends.

I finished my amazing art project and gave it to my black friends, they found it funny, but then this one retard who I will call 'Sam', left his badge on a girls desk. I have no clue why he did it (He was held back 2 times, hes slow) And the girl gave the badge to my teacher and said "What's this?" And well, the teacher knew what it was. So she freaked out, Sam admitted he left it on the girls desk.

And I knew Sam would snitch on who made the badges, so instead of getting into more trouble than necessary I stood up and gladly accepted my fate. I told the teacher I made the badges, and she freaked out and sent us to the principles office. We got shouted at (My friends who I gave the badge to also were in the principles office for some reason), I told the principle to not bring my friends down, as they had done no wrong, she didn't care.

And then Sam snitched that all the boys knew about the BBC joke and some other bad jokes. So the next morning all of my friends were lined up like they were going to die in a firing squad, they got shouted at all because of me

So fuck you 'Sam' for ruining the BBC Badge

jfl thanks for laff

 

[Sacrifice]

One time my brother walked into my room and i had to just say it straight up to him and told him to get out

Sounds like you were putting him in his place

"Im beating my shit get the fuck out brah"

 

[Fuhrer18]

I had a wet dream on my girl classmates couch. was pretty awkward for me when I realized

 

[Sacrifice]

I had a wet dream on my girl classmates couch. was pretty awkward for me when I realized

Kinda sounds like you went back to your primal roots and asserted dominance and claimed the room as yours

Like how dogs mark their territory n shit

Did she become attracted to you after you did this?

 

[Fuhrer18]

Kinda sounds like you went back to your primal roots and asserted dominance and claimed the room as yours

Like how dogs mark their territory n shit

Did she become attracted to you after you did this?

I don't think so because I poured a glass of water on the wet spot to hide it after that saying I accidentally spilled it

 

[TylerDurdenMaxxing]

When i was like 12 i was on a big ass wedding and wanted to show some chick how i could burp on command
literally first try i puked all over her dress
Geniunly went hiding for the rest of the night

 

[Sacrifice]

When i was like 12 i was on a big ass wedding and wanted to show some chick how i could burp on command
literally first try i puked all over her dress
Geniunly went hiding for the rest of the night

holy shit

I would go into hiding after that icl, although I think you can be forgiven as you were young

 

[ugulamugula]

Stroked my dick in 3rd grade, then the teacher came into the stall and saw me stroking my shit

 

[TylerDurdenMaxxing]

holy shit

I would go into hiding after that icl, although I think you can be forgiven as you were young

Yea my sister saw that and told everyone so i was js standing behind our family car for hours and my parents where just laughing

 

[Sacrifice]

Stroked my dick in 3rd grade, then the teacher came into the stall and saw me stroking my shit

What did she do?