What's the most intoxicated you've ever been? (Psychadelics count)

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For me it was one time when I was 15 and had arranged with two of my friends to get drunk on a boat one of them owned.

I was home alone the night before and I made this rank concoction of every type of alcohol I could find in the house and dilute.

It had Hennessy, this really expensive Hungarian vodka, red wine, peach schnapps, aperol and a bunch of other shit.
I filled up an entire litre water bottle with this demon-juice.

Then like an hour later one of my mates cancelled so we weren't doing it.

I was so annoyed but decided to just drink my elixir that night.

I turned on a 30 hour HOI4 Japan playlist and began drinking. I remember I just kept going and gagging because of how bad it tasted.

Eventually only at like 8PM I started to really lose myself. I was sending videos of me spouting gibberish to random people and prancing around my living room with the HOI4 gameplay on.

I then remember feeling the urge to vomit. I grabbed a basin and braced myself. Idk how but while crouched over the basin I missed it entirely and just threw up all over my couch.
The second time I got most of it in but loads still went on the wall.

I went to bed with the basin.
I remember waking up and vomiting into the basin sometime during the night.

The next day when I woke up there was sick all over the toilet which means that in a complete fugue state during the night I forgot I had the basin and ran to the bathroom to throw up (and missed badly).

My mother would be home in like 4 hours so I cleaned the toilet and walls and deep scrubbed my couch to get rid of the vomit while watching Always Sunny in the background.

To this day I have never been more intoxicated in my life.


What's your story?
When were you the most out of it?
 
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I ate 2 of these nerd rope edibles + a few edible brownies at a party with my friend, never trying that shit again
 
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I ate 2 of these nerd rope edibles + a few edible brownies at a party with my friend, never trying that shit again
What happened?
 
I was once so drunk I almost raped a chick. We made out but she said she didn’t wanna fuck and I thought it was a dream and ain’t no way I’m getting blue balled in a dream. Then I realized oh fuck I’m gonna be arrested
 
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first time I took molly I stupidly ate a whole rock and almost passed out. Ended up being one of the best nights of my life once I could walk.

another time I overdosed edibles on a date and the girl had to drive me home bc I could barely talk or remember who I was.

And the last time I took shrooms I tripped tf out. I had a bad case of the yawns at first and suddenly had this weird thought that I was turning into a monster and would swallow everything around me. Shit got scary fast, I was having full blown hallucinations and the ppl around me looked like demons. The visuals eventually got so strong that I couldn't see. My friends said my eyes rolled back like I was possessed. Then I puked and saw the universe in the toilet
 
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Btw I have done heroin as well but I was so drunk on this occasion that it surpassed it in how fucked I was
 
beating my meat to JAV porn after not sleeping for 30+ hours

i had the craziest hallucination ever, deadass thought the bitch i was jacking off too was raping me irl and stabbing me and shit

i vividly remember my hands phasing through my dick when i was trying to stroke it


blacked out in my bed and woke up on the floor
 
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