What’s the most psl aspie shit you’ve done irl?

[one job away]

I’ll start.

it mostly has to do with observing real life chads like park animals or taking photos of them in secrecy.

one time I saw some tall jacked giga chad tier dude with mogger jaw. To make sure my eyes weren’t mistaken I wanted to look at him multiple times so I walked past him like 5 times each time closer cuz I’m blind af. He did look at me weird so bet he noticed

Second time I recorded a chad in my gym pretending to be on the phone and having a call. Ngl still proud of that braincel move

Third time I was on a festival or some shit and some chad with mogger jaw was super high energy when it was raining dancing and spreading positive vibes. Looked like that dude who got bimax from Reddit with the insane jawline and slight recessed short hair. You know who I mean. Either way as I said I’m blind af so I go up to him and start up a convo about his umbrella to get close and analyze his face. Dude was assymetric af and eye area was shit but he frauded it away with sunglasses. It wasn’t raining and he wasn’t on drugs. Either way foids were so happy he was around. He was dancing with them and being low inhib af. How you would picture chad basically. Woman loves his energy as well. Me too ngl.

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

I once squinted in public

 

[Deleted member 13787]

in calss we had an argument about feminism and what women are attracted to
i got asked what i looked for in a woman
and i said "good bones and phenotype"

 

[sytyl]

I was gonna take pics of subhumans with decent looking girls at a cafe a week or so ago, and I ended up doing it but then I realized how autistic doing that is and deleted all the pics

 

[Deleted member 8244]

Yeah, sometimes I’ve asked people to rate me irl. And I talked to my incel friend about looksmaxxing yesterday

 

[one job away]

I once squinted in public

Oh lmaooo don’t get me started on that. I perms squint but it looks aspie af. People even tell me about it like damn. I sck at it

 

[Deleted member 12669]

I once squinted in public

Just lol if you don't do that and cheek suck in public. When the suns out and ur hollows are popping

 

[Vermilioncore]

On my old phone I had an archive of different people I randomly recorded. It gave me a dopamine rush to get as close as I could and record them doing whatever they were doing. I did it to women mostly, but a few times I would record this fat kid from my school because he looked funny. Everywhere I went I recorded someone. I would zoom in. I did it to people of all ages

 

[lutte]

I was gonna take pics of subhumans with decent looking girls at a cafe a week or so ago, and I ended up doing it but then I realized how autistic doing that is and deleted all the pics

you promised us

 

[Deleted member 15338]

I made a total blackpill manifesto rant to my classmates

 

[Deleted member 13787]

Just lol if you don't do that and cheek suck in public. When the suns out and ur hollows are popping

lmao @ u if you dont permajut your jaw while mewing, squinting, cheek sucking and clenching your jaw

 

[one job away]

Yeah, sometimes I’ve asked people to rate me irl. And I talked to my incel friend about looksmaxxing yesterday

Did you tell them to rate by psl or trm?

 

[Deleted member 8244]

Yeah, sometimes I’ve asked people to rate me irl. And I talked to my incel friend about looksmaxxing yesterday

We talked about how we both tried mewing and the importance of hairstyle

 

[Lars]

i take way too much photos of my hollow cheeks when i am at the gym because the lightning there is toptier

 

[Deleted member 13787]

We talked about how we both tried mewing and the importance of hairstyle

tell him about hgh maxxing and jelqing

 

[micropenis29]

I walked or him like 5 times each time closer cuz I’m blind af

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Deleted member 8244]

Did you tell them to rate by psl or trm?

Irl rating, he said a 6, and I rated him a 5 because he’s lean but his buccaneers fat brings him down. We also talked about how we found mewing

 

[Deleted member 13787]

i take way too much photos of my hollow cheeks when i am at the gym because the lightning there is toptier View attachment 1333123

i feel like i can see every outline of your skull jfl, looks creepy

 

[Deleted member 12669]

i take way too much photos of my hollow cheeks when i am at the gym because the lightning there is toptier View attachment 1333123

Nice t shirt. Fuark man I wish I had ur eyebrows, what did you do to make them so straight? Do you use anything like coconut oil

 

[Deleted member 15306]

Back when people used MSN Messenger I sent deaththreats to a girl I liked using an account with an alias then told her to add me to the conversation via my real account, which she did, and then I stood up for her (against myself).

Came to school the next day and walked up to her and her moist thighs like:

Made out with her too lmao.

 

[one job away]

Back when people used MSN Messenger I sent deaththreats to a girl I liked using an account with an alias than told her to add me to the conversation via my real account, which she did, and then I stood up for her (against myself).

Came to school the next and walked up to her and her moist thighs like:

Made out with her too lmao.

That’s fckin genius LMFAOOOO

 

[Lars]

Nice t shirt. Fuark man I wish I had ur eyebrows, what did you do to make them so straight? Do you use anything like coconut oil

i just made them straight i said in my looksmax thread in my signature thats it

 

[volcelfatcel]

 

[Deleted member 12669]

i just made them straight i said in my looksmax thread in my signature thats it

Whens the 10k party bro

 

[Matthias8272]

Probably when i was in highschool constantly discussing blackpill in a quiet class, and also using psl terms with people irl like mogged

 

[micropenis29]

everything i do, every day is like this, so it's hard to pinpoint any one thing (but i'll think of one eventually and post it ITT)

the common themes:

-speaking way too loudly because my normal voice is way too quiet

-planning sentences out ahead of time instead of saying things right when they pop into my head (and then they sound giga retarded when i say them because the timing isn't right)

-treating good-looking and bad-looking people equally instead of haloing the former and trashing the latter (this looks bizarre in social situations because normies expect you to do the opposite)

 

[Deleted member 15343]

my cousin caught me mirin myself in a car window reflection for ten minutes from the balcony when I was 12 years old

 

[Deleted member 11604]

I'm so obsessed about people height and I used to analyse people so much about it on internet and IRL, that I can guess whatever people height and age almost at the perfection.
My neighbor introduced me himself, his wife and his 2 brother.


I guess 4 of them height and age at the perfection. I missed on the wife age by 1 year.
I had a random conversation at uni with a couple, and guessed his and his girlfriend age and height, and didnt miss any of them.
I have plenty of other exemples I legit never guess height wrong 1cm max, and almost never fail age, and If I do it's by 1 or 2 year max.
That's my PSL secret talent I guess.

 

[Deleted member 11610]

in calss we had an argument about feminism and what women are attracted to
i got asked what i looked for in a woman
and i said "good bones and phenotype"

ye i accidentally admitted i pretty much only like white women in class one time. i think people heard me too but i chose to ignore the world for like 20 seconds proceeding when i made the comment

 

[Deleted member 14875]

I’ll start.

it mostly has to do with observing real life chads like park animals or taking photos of them in secrecy.

one time I saw some tall jacked giga chad tier dude with mogger jaw. To make sure my eyes weren’t mistaken I wanted to look at him multiple times so I walked past him like 5 times each time closer cuz I’m blind af. He did look at me weird so bet he noticed

Second time I recorded a chad in my gym pretending to be on the phone and having a call. Ngl still proud of that braincel move

Third time I was on a festival or some shit and some chad with mogger jaw was super high energy when it was raining dancing and spreading positive vibes. Looked like that dude who got bimax from Reddit with the insane jawline and slight recessed short hair. You know who I mean. Either way as I said I’m blind af so I go up to him and start up a convo about his umbrella to get close and analyze his face. Dude was assymetric af and eye area was shit but he frauded it away with sunglasses. It wasn’t raining and he wasn’t on drugs. Either way foids were so happy he was around. He was dancing with them and being low inhib af. How you would picture chad basically. Woman loves his energy as well. Me too ngl.

looked at my friend bc he always would talk about how ugly he was and i analyzed his face
that's the only autisitc psl type thing I've done
and ig mentioning plastic surgery one time briefly in a convo lol

 

[Deleted member 14875]

Probably when i was in highschool constantly discussing blackpill in a quiet class, and also using psl terms with people irl like mogged

over unless they were also blackpilled
i remember i met a blackpilled dude who told me he is now whitepill since he finished looksmaxxing bc he was talking about tinder to me and shit lol
it was interesting

 

[one job away]

looked at my friend bc he always would talk about how ugly he was and i analyzed his face
that's the only autisitc psl type thing I've done
and ig mentioning plastic surgery one time briefly in a convo lol

I remember trying to measure out my grandpas jawline with my finger so he doesn’t notice. My family thought I had some weird ticks cuz we talked about a weird topic. That actually easily tops my initial post

 

[Deleted member 3612]

going to look sim and posting my pics and getting rated a PSL 7 and getting kind of upset it wasn't higher and thinking I was just slightly above average

 

[JosephGarrot123]

i jut my jaw all the time in public, mew while inside

 

[Deleted member 3612]

i jut my jaw all the time in public, mew while inside

one time I frauded my eyes hurt at work and went out for deliveries squinting hard, I remember one dude with his wife behind him he looked at me like was I in pain or something and seemed kind of angry but his wife was smiling and mirin hardcore behind him

 

[Deleted member 5786]

bump

 

[Deleted member 15556]

I was gonna take pics of subhumans with decent looking girls at a cafe a week or so ago, and I ended up doing it but then I realized how autistic doing that is and deleted all the pics

I saw a Stacey/Stacey lite with the smallest waist. Perfect blonde hair. Sexy outfit. Even her posture was nice. And she was sat with some kind of fat normie on the bench. I am sure they were together. I sat 2 benches away and analysed them just trying to make sense of the situation. I really wanted to take a pic to post it on looksmax, but it was too obvious. I even stared hard at them when walking past and I’m sure they saw.

It made no sense. I was in disbelief. This chubby normie can get a Stacey and I can’t even get a Becky. It ruined my serotonin tbh.

 

[one job away]

I saw a Stacey/Stacey lite with the smallest waist. Perfect blonde hair. Sexy outfit. Even her posture was nice. And she was sat with some kind of fat normie on the bench. I am sure they were together. I sat 2 benches away and analysed them just trying to make sense of the situation. I really wanted to take a pic to post it on looksmax, but it was too obvious. I even stared hard at them when walking past and I’m sure they saw.

It made no sense. I was in disbelief. This chubby normie can get a Stacey and I can’t even get a Becky. It ruined my serotonin tbh.

Why tho? You’re cute.

 

[Deleted member 15556]

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Why tho? You’re cute.

I mogged him and can’t get a girl anywhere near her calibre

 

[one job away]

I mogged him and can’t get a girl anywhere near her calibre

Maybe cuz you’re a cute little kitten ?

 

[Deleted member 15556]

Maybe cuz you’re a cute little kitten ?
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I’m still a mogger

 

[Aetheling]

Once I was going for a walk in the woods and I was playing the song to this Jordan Barrett runway compilation video whilst I was on snapchat taking loads of pictures of myself squintmaxxing, then in the reflection of the camera I see a cyclist come up behind me and I quickly put my phone down to make it look like I wasn’t being an aspie but he saw me and pulled a weird face and continued cycling.

 

[LightSkinNoob]

My ex girlfriend saw autist PSL god edits in my watch history

 

[DianabolDownie]

Dying my hair almost jet black, walking around with a permasquint, as well as forcing an unnaturally rigid posture and thinking I didn't look retarded.