what’s the most retarded thing you’ve ever done ?

[colonel_nasion]

when i was younger i used to call the police on my mothers phone whenever she would let me play. i think this is partly due to the fact the i wanted a reaction from her. nothing ever happened in terms of the police pulling up, but i learned my lesson when my mum no longer allowed me go play brain-melting slop on her phone, which i suppose isn’t necessarily a bad thing or something that surprised me.

 

[Mogs Me]

Prolly the one time I was swimming with my cousins and faked drowning multiple times as a joke until I accidentally went a lil to deep and almost started drowning

And when I asked for them to throw an inflatable towards me they didin’t because they thought I was faking it again but one of them eventually threw one at me

 

[Hess]

I had a girl ask me out at 13 but I thought she was joking so I laughed in her face and said no