What’s the weirdest but most flattering compliment you’ve ever gotten?

[Gengar]

Some dude said to me “What the fuck? Why does your face taste like bubblegum?”

Sounds super gay, but it’s not what you think.

 

[Deleted member 19957]

That my face was flat. Oh wait..

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

What's the context? Why would someone say that unless they just passionately kissed and licked your face?

 

[Deleted member 80684]

hmmm i can't remember any

 

[try2beme]

A homeless black guy said my face was like a mango

Dk what it means

 

[not__cel]

A foid said my hair was pretty

 

[Darkeningstar]

when sometimes some males would tell me that if I were a female they would fuck me (weird and somewhat flattering). I have had more flattering from females but not that weird. Unless "asking" to fuck is considered weird

 

[goo25]

a friend of mine once told me i look like the Juventus Sporting director,(i have tiktok prettyboy pheno and im 18 while he Is past 60yo) when i told my other friends they all bursted out laughing cause it made no sense

 

[Darkeningstar]

hmmm i can't remember any

when sometimes some males would tell me that if I were a female they would fuck me (weird and somewhat flattering). I have had more flattering from females but not that weird. Unless "asking" to fuck is considered weird

Chad?

 

[Deleted member 80684]

Chad?

Tales

 

[Darkeningstar]

Tales

It's true. I do like grandparents who recount past experiences because they had none afterwards. This remains for me

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Old lady told me I should be a model today

5 days ago someone at my job said "you are just extrmely beautiful I hope you don't think I'm being weird"

Chadlet swagger

 

[Gargantuan]

I once went climbing/abseiling with a group of people. As I finished putting on the climbing harness, the instructor walked past everyone to ensure everything was properly in place and he would adjust where necessary.
When he came to me, he tightened the buckles on me as they were a bit loose.

But due to the tightening of the buckles, the bulge in my shorts became more visible (I was wearing grey shorts).
One guy in my group basically pointed it out (he wasn't gay though) and made a funny remark about it, which caused the others of the group to laugh as well since it was hard to miss.

I wasn't really embarrassed, though. I thought to myself, thanks for pointing out that I have a big dick, I guess? jfl

 

[Deleted member 80684]

Old lady told me I should be a model today

5 days ago someone at my job said "you are just extrmely beautiful I hope you don't think I'm being weird"

Chadlet swagger

And then you woke up

 

[sub5outsider]

compliments beside my 40 plus relatives i dont get compliments

 

[Gengar]

What's the context? Why would someone say that unless they just passionately kissed and licked your face?

It was during my high school days. We were hanging out after school at another place in town, and we were sitting on a bench. I was with an entire group of people and I was sitting on the bench and some guys got pushed by the other guys because teenagers are dumb and then one of them fell on me face first and accidentally kissed/tasted my face.

 

[Ken]

In highschool a 9/10 Blonde Stacy sitting behind me started touching my hair and said it was soft and smelled good. Im pretty sure she thought I was gay.

 

[Daddy's Home]

I met a random girl and tried to approach her, to which she responded with:

 

[rand anon]

Nothing rly weird
a barista said I smelled rly good, maybe that?

 

[beefliverontop]

4 foid classmates they love my eyelashes and eyebrows

 

[enchanted_elixir]

Some dude said to me “What the fuck? Why does your face taste like bubblegum?”

Sounds super gay, but it’s not what you think.

A middle aged woman said "You look like a model".
Out of nowhere, when I least expected it.
I'm not even HTN.

 

[enchanted_elixir]

4 foid classmates they love my eyelashes and eyebrows

I've had the "I love your eyelashes" thing too.

 

[framemoggerr]

that my waist looks too thin and that i should untuck my shirt a lil bit

 

[beefliverontop]

I've had the "I love your eyelashes" thing too.

our eye areas are just too much to handle for those little foids
Not long until we ascend and they instantly squirt when they see our eyes

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Old lady told me I should be a model today

5 days ago someone at my job said "you are just extrmely beautiful I hope you don't think I'm being weird"

Chadlet swagger

Yeah got told this multiple times this month, but only once from a stranger this month

It was a old lady too

Strange, i’m in mtn ranges lol

Maybe lean maxxing helped

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I've had the "I love your eyelashes" thing too.

Do u dye ur lashes? I’m going to soon

 

[enchanted_elixir]

Do u dye ur lashes? I’m going to soon

No.

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

No.

I have good lashes but never got complimented on them strangely

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

A middle aged woman said "You look like a model".
Out of nowhere, when I least expected it.
I'm not even HTN.

U gotta face reveal

 

[Tusseleif]

Middle aged women saying I could model

 

[enchanted_elixir]

U gotta face reveal

Never.

 

[enchanted_elixir]

Middle aged women saying I could model

I got the same compliment too lol

 

[Gengar]

In highschool a 9/10 Blonde Stacy sitting behind me started touching my hair and said it was soft and smelled good. Im pretty sure she thought I was gay.

Damn that’s actually a good one. Mirin.

 

[Gengar]

I met a random girl and tried to approach her, to which she responded with:

 

[Gengar]

Nothing rly weird
a barista said I smelled rly good, maybe that?

That’s great bhai. Was it a guy or a foid?

 

[Gengar]

4 foid classmates they love my eyelashes and eyebrows

Did you smash?

 

[Gengar]

A middle aged woman said "You look like a model".
Out of nowhere, when I least expected it.
I'm not even HTN.

You are likely underrating yourself hai.

 

[Gengar]

that my waist looks too thin and that i should untuck my shirt a lil bit

That’s ehh.. yeah. lol.

 

[beefliverontop]

Did you smash?

No sadly

 

[Gengar]

No sadly

They got a crush on you for sure. Foids don’t just say that.

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

a femboy online said he loved my sharp canines
he was cute tho i would tbh ngl

a girl irl told me same thing

 

[enchanted_elixir]

You are likely underrating yourself hai.

I doubt it.

 

[MoggerGaston]

'You look like the main villain character from a typical hollywood action movie.'

I was at a salsa-dancing tryout class and you were randomly paired with a girl to dance and would constantly switch partners every few minutes. Only met her for like 3 minutes and she said this to me while we were dancing.

But it was in a non-flirty way, there was no smile or anything, like she was just making this serious observation and chose to share her thoughts with me.

made me feel like a dark-triad mogger, but at the same time I got blackpilled knowing that I look lowTrust/unapproachable.

looked like this back then. had this hairstyle + clean-shaven

 

[Gengar]

I doubt it.

Send pic.

 

[ryuken]

i wanna cum in your eyes

 

[Gengar]

'You look like the main villain character from a typical hollywood action movie.'

I was at a salsa-dancing tryout class and you were randomly paired with a girl to dance and would constantly switch partners every few minutes. Only met her for like 3 minutes and she said this to me while we were dancing.

But it was in a non-flirty way, like she was just making this serious observation and chose to share her thoughts with me.

made me feel like a dark-triad mogger, but at the same time I got blackpilled knowing that I look lowTrust/unapproachable.

looked like this back then. had this hairstyle + clean-shaven back then.

You do look like you could be in American Psycho. Mirin bhai.

 

[enchanted_elixir]

Send pic.

Never.
Can't do that.

 

[rand anon]

That’s great bhai. Was it a guy or a foid?

Foid, she was ringing up my order

 

[Deleted member 78207]

my chad friend complimented how sharp my jawline and said it multiple times, he looked and sounded envious but im sure its not that deep

 

[MoggerGaston]

You do look like you could be in American Psycho. Mirin bhai.

I want to merovingian-max

what a mogger



@pneumocystosis what the fuck does he say in french? it's like wiping your ass with silk