what's the weirdest lubrication u used for masturbation

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i used butter once ngl:oops: i ran out of coconut oil and i had to make do:ogre:
 
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I just spit on my hand and that's it, never used anything
 
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i never used lube, probably the reason why my dick looks wrinkled up. What are some recommendations for a good cheap lube? Water-based lubes seems to always dry
 
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raw chicken
 
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People use lube to masterbate??!
 
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People use lube to masterbate??!
I think the reason why is that it might reduce penile sensitivity over time due to the wear and tear of the penis when you dry-fap. Mine certainly did for sure.
 
i never used lube, probably the reason why my dick looks wrinkled up. What are some recommendations for a good cheap lube? Water-based lubes seems to always dry
coconut oil is my go to lube tbh smells nice and u just need a small amount to last thru out the whole session
 
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I think the reason why is that it might reduce penile sensitivity over time due to the wear and tear of the penis when you dry-fap. Mine certainly did for sure.
I had to google it. Reddit came up first:



Sounds like it's a US thing. I guess due to circumcision
 
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My precum
 
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olive oil, butter, sun screen, soap, shampoo, cum
 
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Isn't coconut oil bad lubricant? Like it turns to grainy like sandpaper
 
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olive oil, butter, sun screen, soap, shampoo, cum
One time i used like facial clenser.

That shit burned but it was a good nut
 
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I just spit on my hand and that's it, never used anything
I used to always dry my dick with shirt before fapping, it'd feel better with dry dick. Now I use water based lube
 
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I just squeeze my erect cock sideways through my pants and pump blood to the shaft... saves money and less of a hassle
 
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Never used anything cuz I still have my foreskin
 
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One time I used the cum from the nut right before

feels super good :3
 
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One time I put alot of shampoo on a washcloth (dove mens all-in-one)

It felt soo good like a real pussy.

but it required a lot of lube and hurt when the lube wore out
 
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One time I used the cum from the nut right before

feels super good :3
bruh that cum is gonna solidify and give u a cancer scare if u don't shower after immediately
 
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rubbing my pp in my thighs feels good before a nut
 
I wonder how good peanut butter feels?
 
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Beard Oil.
 
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mirin maximizing vitamin E and biotin availability thru penile absorption:feelshah:
Jiffle, shit stung like hell if you used it for long though. I switched to soap but even that stung.
 
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I'm uncut so nothing
 
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I just rub retin A on my cock
 
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I get utis whenever I use a lube, now I sanitize before jerking, over for me
 
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Coconut oil
 
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I get utis whenever I use a lube, now I sanitize before jerking, over for me
wtf what kind of lube is giving u utis? never heard of this
 
wtf what kind of lube is giving u utis? never heard of this
I think it's not lube itself, but my dirty hands/dick or toy, or maybe soap going inside my urethra.
 
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I just spit on my hand and that's it, never used anything
Make sure drinking soda before to make it watery, trust me it makes all the difference :smonk:
 
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