What’s the worst last name ever?

[Ghost Philosophy]

I think the title goes to Dickinson. It’s literally gay incest. “Dick in son.”

Honorary mention: Cock. Was watching a documentary yesterday and the guy’s last name was Cock.

Hard mode: only white names. We all know brown names are giga failos anyway like Sukhdeep, Rakshit, etc.

 

[andy321]

zuniga

 

[HtnceI]

I think the title goes to Dickinson. It’s literally gay incest. “Dick in son.”

Honorary mention: Cock. Was watching a documentary yesterday and the guy’s last name was Cock.

Hard mode: only white names. We all know brown names are giga failos anyway like Sukhdeep, Rakshit, etc.

Probably nigger

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

zuniga

Why?

Probably nigger

Lol there’s unironically people with that last name.

 

[chudpiller]

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[ltnbrownacnecel]

Akshit.

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

Yanchapaxi

 

[andy321]

Why?

Lol there’s unironically people with that last name.

people in my class make fun of a kid with that last name cause it’s nigga”

 

[DailyConsumption]

Hancock, Seamen and Smith

 

[YouDoYou]

Gaylord - Wikipedia

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[BeanCelll]

zuniga

I knew a kid with that last name

jokes didn't end even the day of graduation

 

[6ft5geneticsaviour]

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[6ft5geneticsaviour]

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[Ghost Philosophy]

people in my class make fun of a kid with that last name cause it’s nigga”

Lmfao I get it now.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Hancock, Seamen and Smith

Seamen and Hancock are good additions in this thread.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Gaylord - Wikipedia

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Reminds me of that early 2000s comedy movie.

 

[comingthrough]

I think the title goes to Dickinson. It’s literally gay incest. “Dick in son.”

Honorary mention: Cock. Was watching a documentary yesterday and the guy’s last name was Cock.

Hard mode: only white names. We all know brown names are giga failos anyway like Sukhdeep, Rakshit, etc.

Scully

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Amillion Buggs - Men's Basketball - University of Central Missouri Athletics

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Is this real?

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Scully

Why is that?

 

[comingthrough]

Why is that?

Mean man

 

[kyslord]

I think the title goes to Dickinson. It’s literally gay incest. “Dick in son.”

Honorary mention: Cock. Was watching a documentary yesterday and the guy’s last name was Cock.

Hard mode: only white names. We all know brown names are giga failos anyway like Sukhdeep, Rakshit, etc.

humungous

edit: i didnt see hard mode i'd probably have to say cockburn

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Mean man

I was asking because to a non-English person it seems like a normal last name.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

humungous

Giving me Mike Hawk vibes.

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

im convinced it's my last name tbh

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

im convinced it's my last name tbh

Don’t doxx yourself bhai.

 

[hyperbeast]

Bob

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

Don’t doxx yourself bhai.

nah i won't, you can pm me if curious. it's a relatively common Ethiopian last name

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

nah i won't, you can pm me if curious. it's a relatively common Ethiopian last name

I’m definitely curious. I’ll PM you

 

[kyslord]

Giving me Mike Hawk vibes.

or Hugh Jass

 

[forgotabtk]

I think the title goes to Dickinson. It’s literally gay incest. “Dick in son.”

Honorary mention: Cock. Was watching a documentary yesterday and the guy’s last name was Cock.

Hard mode: only white names. We all know brown names are giga failos anyway like Sukhdeep, Rakshit, etc.

shellenberger

 

[PEENO08]

I think the title goes to Dickinson. It’s literally gay incest. “Dick in son.”

Honorary mention: Cock. Was watching a documentary yesterday and the guy’s last name was Cock.

Hard mode: only white names. We all know brown names are giga failos anyway like Sukhdeep, Rakshit, etc.

Anything East Asian sounding. Lu, Wu, Phuc, Dong, Nguyen, Hong

 

[kyslord]

I’m definitely curious. I’ll PM you

bhai serious question... is your pheno similar to salludon?

 

[ecstazy]

Butt

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Anything East Asian sounding. Lu, Wu, Phuc, Dong, Nguyen, Hong

High T names ngl.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

bhai serious question... is your pheno similar to salludon?

Nowhere near that. I did see a few guys with Sallubhai pheno in Pakistan though.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Butt

Kashmiri name failo.

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

I think the title goes to Dickinson. It’s literally gay incest. “Dick in son.”

Honorary mention: Cock. Was watching a documentary yesterday and the guy’s last name was Cock.

Hard mode: only white names. We all know brown names are giga failos anyway like Sukhdeep, Rakshit, etc.

I know someone ( i wint say their name) but they have a irl joke name think Jenna tillia Ben Dover and its baddd

 

[kyslord]

Nowhere near that. I did see a few guys with Sallubhai pheno in Pakistan though.

pakistanis are so hot favorite southasian country fuck india

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

I know someone ( i wint say their name) but they have a irl joke name think Jenna tillia Ben Dover and its baddd

Damn lol.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

pakistanis are so hot favorite southasian country fuck india

Thanks bhaijaan. I also got sallubhai vibes from a few guys I saw in a video recently. I’ll show you later, tomorrow.

 

[kyslord]

Thanks bhaijaan. I also got sallubhai vibes from a few guys I saw in a video recently. I’ll show you later, tomorrow.

okay bhai im waiting don't forget

 

[aDifferentPerspect]

Sergey