What’s the worst tinder opening ?

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Assuming you’re gl and got matches ofc
 
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Being ugly
 
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A pic of you if you are subhuman
AB4F975F 5F76 4C37 A0F5 75CE1D02E5F3
 
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hey slut, please updoot my reddit post
 
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worst tinder opening is messaging her when you don't have the genes to back it up
 
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All these. Asked a girl how she was doing and still got left on fucking read. Worst is she messaged me first
 
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1. Not listing your height as 6ft+
2. Not being Chad or the least Chadlite

Fixed it for you
 
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gifs in tinder make you look like a loser
 
Just say: "I'm an incel. How do you do"?
 
"Hi there sweet miss. Your eyes are more beautiful than a thousand stars 🤩. By the way I'm Ed! I'm currently married, but my wife doesn't spend enough time with me because something about me being too small :tiny:. She wanted to date other men and I want her to be the happiest woman on Earth, so I'm completely okay with that. As you can see, she didn't hide her intentions, she clearly told me her wishes, which shows good communication skills, and communication is key and as long as we have that, our marriage will remain strong 💪. I know this is true because she always spends time with me whenever she needs money! She tells me she loves me because of my money, but I don't believe her, I think she's too shy to admit that she's in love with my personality ;)

I used to get bullied in school because of my height. I may be 5'1, but my personality is more than enough to compensate for my height! If I ever get into a fight, I challenge my opponents to a Yu-Gi-Oh battle! I also shower 3 times a day and get a haircut once a day to keep myself well groomed :)

Also, I'm on a budget, so I try my best to save money. For example, when I have to do a lil' poop de doop, I use my socks to wipe. Sometimes, I get a little craving for some energy drinks, but I'm on a budget, so what I do is store my pee in a bottle and get some oil from my car and put a drop or two to add some flavor 👨‍🍳. I know what you're thinking, "Wow, Ed is a really efficient guy!" and I'd agree with you!

I can't wait for us to cuddle one day and have you read me a bed time story right before I fall asleep! I look forward to meeting you my sweet little angel 😚"
 
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Simply:

"Are you trans?"

When they say no:

"Oh sorry you kinda looked like it"
 
idk but the best one is def linking ur .me account
 
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