What's up with Gen Z white brahs and balding

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At work a white brah showed ID and he was born in 2001 and his hairline is already receding and he's almost completely bald in the center of his head. Like WTF?

This is the curse of Wakanda on white brahs until black brah gets reparations. White brahs will go bald in their 20s until further notice.

@LXR
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@iblamechico
@The Grinch
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this curse shall last for eternity inshallah
Gerald
 
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At work a white brah showed ID and he was born in 2001 and his hairline is already receding and he's almost completely bald in the center of his head. Like WTF?

This is the curse of Wakanda on white brahs until black brah gets reparations. White brahs will go bald in their 20s until further notice.

@LXR
@gonion wanter
@iblamechico
@The Grinch
@Gengar’s Ghost
theres niggas balding at 17 bro look at any mexican
 
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Gen z are raped in their sleep by Moloch summoned by epstein island
 
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At work a white brah showed ID and he was born in 2001 and his hairline is already receding and he's almost completely bald in the center of his head. Like WTF?

This is the curse of Wakanda on white brahs until black brah gets reparations. White brahs will go bald in their 20s until further notice.

@LXR
@gonion wanter
@iblamechico
@The Grinch
@Gengar’s Ghost
im half white brah and yeah my shits goin luckily tho I can rock a Meeks-buzz cut w my golden brown Mulatto complexion:love:
 
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White brah has worst balding genetics
 
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klip how have you been in character since 2022
a true feat of dedication
 
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Probably all the steroids and weird unnatural research chemicals they're dumping into their bodies.
 
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At work a white brah showed ID and he was born in 2001 and his hairline is already receding and he's almost completely bald in the center of his head. Like WTF?

This is the curse of Wakanda on white brahs until black brah gets reparations. White brahs will go bald in their 20s until further notice.

@LXR
@gonion wanter
@iblamechico
@The Grinch
@Gengar’s Ghost
The norwood reaper has come to collect
 
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That's the main reason why white superiority is myth, because how is it that you can claim to be the most attractive race, the most genetically fit and all these different things when they can't even maintain a fucking hairline beyond 25 years of age. You got white men That are 25 that got hairlines looking like they're 40 And trust me a bad hairline ages you terribly you can be in your early 20s with a slightly receded hairline It would make you look like you're 35.

It is very sad when you think because I don't think any man should have to live a life were their hairlines starts to prematurely But that is a life that many white men have to live It really is a shame, I see it all of the time especially among older white men.

The only thing that they got going for them that helps them out massively would be the colored eyes and the massive Overrepresentation that they have in the media. That is just about it Nothing else that I can think of.
 
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Probably all the steroids and weird unnatural research chemicals they're dumping into their bodies.
It's the curse of Wakanda
 
That's the main reason why white superiority is myth, because how is it that you can claim to be the most attractive race, the most genetically fit and all these different things when they can't even maintain a fucking hairline beyond 25 years of age. You got white men That are 25 that got hairlines looking like they're 40 And trust me a bad hairline ages you terribly you can be in your early 20s with a slightly receded hairline It would make you look like you're 35.

It is very sad when you think because I don't think any man should have to live a life were their hairlines starts to prematurely But that is a life that many white men have to live It really is a shame, I see it all of the time especially among older white men.

The only thing that they got going for them that helps them out massively would be the colored eyes and the massive Overrepresentation that they have in the media. That is just about it Nothing else that I can think of.
True but for like 99% of men fin and min will save their hair
 
True but for like 99% of men fin and min will save their hair
I don't see a whole lot of non white men that have hairlines that are receded as the average white man's.
 
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I don't see a whole lot of non white men that have hairlines that are receded as the average white man's.
I don't see a whole lot of non white men that have hairlines that are receded as the average white man's.
East African hair genes kinda worse though I’ve seen like 15 year olds with horrible hairlines from Somalia
 
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East African hair genes kinda worse though I’ve seen like 15 year olds with horrible hairlines from Somalia
Ok those people are the exception, although I will say that is mostly because of the height of the hairlines themselves and less so about the effects of androgenic alopecia
 
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Ok those people are the exception, although I will say that is mostly because of the height of the hairlines themselves and less so about the effects of androgenic alopecia
True yeah, in terms of actual male pattern baldness white brahs have the worst genes on the planet
 
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True yeah, in terms of actual male pattern baldness white brahs have the worst genes on the planet
It is honestly one of the major nerfs that white people have, that along with the lack of an ability to tan as well as other races as well as just shit aging ability in general. Other than that they are top tier.
 
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It is honestly one of the major nerfs that white people have, that along with the lack of an ability to tan as well as other races as well as just shit aging ability in general. Other than that they are top tier.
Disagree on tanning, Fitzpatrick 2 onwards can tan fine it’s just Fitzpatrick 1 that burns
 
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Disagree on tanning, Fitzpatrick 2 onwards can tan fine it’s just Fitzpatrick 1 that burns
There are a lot of them that are not even 2 on that scale. I would honestly say like 60% of them are a 1 especially the ones that are from northwestern europe and scandanavia. The ones from the Mediterranean as well as Southern Europe are fine but most of the white people that I have seen are not like that at all. They literally turn a faded red and their skin starts to peel when they are exposed to the sun for a long period of time.
 
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There are a lot of them that are not even 2 on that scale. I would honestly say like 60% of them are a 1 especially the ones that are from northwestern europe and scandanavia. The honest from the Mediterranean as well as Southern Europe are fine but most of the white people that I have seen are not like that at all. They literally turn a faded red and their skin starts to peel.
True yeah
 
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