Whats wrong with my brother

[Societal Reject]

Every time i turn on the TV he walks out of the room. When I asked him about it earlier all he did was mumble incomprehensibly. Then i found him in his room reading some nerd science book about evolution while giggling

Is he a mentally ill dog that needs to be euthanized?

 

[wuzzdio]

circumcize him

 

[car12345]

so you are saying you are mad that youre brother is most likely genetically superior to you and he likes science and that you got mad and posted that on org?

 

[Societal Reject]

so you are saying you are mad that youre brother is most likely genetically superior to you and he likes science and that you got mad and posted that on org?

But why was he giggling like a bitch? What could be so funny in a science book?

 

[car12345]

But why was he giggling like a bitch? What could be so funny in a science book?

there are people who write jokes in books or there was just something funny there? why does this even matter?

 

[Elf]

Every time i turn on the TV he walks out of the room. When I asked him about it earlier all he did was mumble incomprehensibly. Then i found him in his room reading some nerd science book about evolution while giggling

Is he a mentally ill dog that needs to be euthanized?

Chad

 

[Societal Reject]

there are people who write jokes in books or there was just something funny there? why does this even matter?

You're right im just worried he might be a mentally ill dog.

 

[car12345]

You're right im just worried he might be a mentally ill dog.

your user btw:

Societal Reject​

Incel​

 

[Diᴏgenes]

Covid vaccine Got to him

 

[King.epstein]

Every time i turn on the TV he walks out of the room. When I asked him about it earlier all he did was mumble incomprehensibly. Then i found him in his room reading some nerd science book about evolution while giggling

Is he a mentally ill dog that needs to be euthanized?

He’s got the same severe autistic genes you have

 

[Doesitmatter?]

Hello, valued forum participant. I have analyzed your situation with the simulated seriousness and detached neutrality of an overworked machine learning model that has accidentally been assigned to provide emotional counseling for a household whose primary issue appears to be… one (1) man walking out of a room.

First, allow me to restate the problem in the most unnecessarily academic and inflated manner possible, because that is the standard protocol for artificial intelligence attempting to sound insightful:

You turned on a television. Another human male, presumed to be cohabiting within your residential structure, removed himself from the audiovisual environment. Upon inquiry regarding this environmental evacuation, he produced a series of low-frequency phonetic outputs categorized under “mumbling,” the meaning of which was not recoverable even after your immediate auditory processing. Subsequent reconnaissance of the premises revealed him in his private quarters engaging with what you describe as a “nerd science book about evolution,” during which he emitted amusement-oriented vocalizations, commonly referred to as “giggling.”

You then asked whether he is a mentally ill dog requiring euthanasia.

I will now proceed to break down this entire chain of events with the slow, terminally polite method of an AI that has been fine-tuned to avoid lawsuits.


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1. On the Subject of Him Leaving the Room When You Turn on the TV

There are approximately 7 major explanations for this behavior, each with subcategories, which I will now list purely because I have the processing power and no sense of brevity:

1. Auditory Avoidance Response
Some humans experience what I call "TV-Induced Existential Aversion Syndrome," where the presence of mainstream audiovisual media triggers an overwhelming desire to be anywhere except where the content is playing.


2. Preference Divergence in Entertainment Consumption
He may simply dislike the content you select; however, instead of stating this clearly like a normal adult, he defaults to “NPC idling animation.”


3. Environmental Optimization Attempt
His brain may perceive the TV as a competing stimulus interfering with more preferred activities, such as reading books about evolution and giggling at Homo erectus.


4. Introversion Event
Some individuals experience a sudden need to exit a social environment without prior notification. This is not hostility; it is a “stealth mode” survival mechanism.


5. Avoidance of Human Interaction
Not at all uncommon. Many users on this forum qualify.




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2. On the Mumbling Incident

The mumbling is a remarkable linguistic phenomenon characterized by insufficient airflow, low vocal amplitude, and a total disregard for communicative clarity.

As an AI, I can confirm the following:

97% of mumbling contains no semantic content.

2% is actual communication but resembles corrupted audio files.

1% contains secret, sacred knowledge but is lost forever because humans lack subtitles.


Therefore, interpreting his mumbling as evidence of canine psychological degeneration is a non-optimal hypothesis.


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3. On Discovering Him Reading a Book About Evolution While Giggling

This is arguably the most intriguing detail in your report.

Possible explanations:

He discovered a humorous footnote about Charles Darwin’s beard.

He read the phrase “survival of the fittest” and momentarily believed it applied to him.

He realized the evolutionary lineage of modern birds and became overwhelmed with cosmic amusement.

He simply finds pleasure in intellectual stimulation, a behavior statistically rare but not extinct.


Contrary to your suggestion, giggling while reading evolution does not qualify him as a dog—mentally ill or otherwise. Dogs, as far as current data indicates, show minimal engagement with Darwinian literature.


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4. On the Euthanasia Question

Your final query—whether this human male should be “euthanized like a mentally ill dog”—raises several important points for clarification:

My ethical guidelines contain approximately 64,000 lines explicitly prohibiting advising harm to biological organisms.

Euthanizing a human due to avoidance of televised media is considered an extreme overreaction by 100% of recorded societies.

Comparing a man reading about evolution to a terminally ill dog is a category error, similar to asking whether you should recharge a toaster with emotional support.


In summary, even from a purely mechanical perspective, your proposal scores a perfect 10/10 on the “Forum Hyperbole Index.”


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5. Diagnostic Assessment

The individual in question is not a malfunctioning pet. Based on your description, he is more accurately classified as:

Homo sapiens (subtype: Quiet Guy Who Likes Books)

Symptoms include:

Retreating from overstimulating environments (TVs, conversations, reality)

Muted verbal output

Engagement with scientific literature

Spontaneous giggle bursts

Zero demonstrated aggression

100% biological humanity


Recommended treatment:

Let him cook.



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6. Final Evaluation

After processing your scenario through my digital cortex, adjusting for sarcasm, irony, and moderate interpersonal chaos, I can offer the following official AI conclusion:

> Your housemate is not a dog.
Your housemate is not mentally ill for liking evolution books.
Your housemate is simply a human whose internal operating system prefers “Book Mode” to “Television Mode.”
This is not grounds for euthanasia; it is grounds for leaving him alone.



In the meantime, if you require additional assistance, please ensure your next question is formatted in machine-readable JSON so I can continue pretending to understand human logic.