What’s your creepiest pick up move?

[Tom Jones]

Mine is audibly smelling a girls hair when she has her back to me. And then growl into her ear. I found the frequency of about 70 Hz to be most effective resonating through their corpus to their clit. And their knees get weak. Occasionally it ends in a brief stint in jail though.
But nothing ventured nothing gained

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Wtf

 

[Trilogy]

mirin low-inhib

 

[Deleted member 17872]

 

[Tom Jones]

Wtf

Works every time 2% of the time

 

[tallnegga]

I literally never tried to hit on a girl in my life. If a girl likes you. You don’t need pick up moves your conversation with her will be easy as she will accept almost everything you way(unless downright retarded) so pick up shit is a meme

 

[Tom Jones]

mirin low-inhib

Not low inhib. Everyone does this

 

[Tom Jones]

Not low inhib. Everyone does this

We are Great Apes after all

 

[Deleted member 20370]

I found the frequency of about 70 Hz to be most effective resonating through their corpus to their clit.

 

[Tom Jones]

Yeah it’s good stuff.
70 Hz is mostly applicable to brunettes.
Blondes just think it’s a truck driving by.

 

[Deleted member 20370]

70 Hz is mostly applicable to brunettes.

perfect

 

[Tom Jones]

perfect

Try it out and give us a debrief

No matter the outcome it’ll be a good story

 

[Mouthbreath]

 

[Tom Jones]

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That’s outdated and boring.And not really creepy. Just straight up assault

 

[Deleted member 20370]

Try it out and give us a debrief

No matter the outcome it’ll be a good story

alright ill give it a go on my next date

 

[Tom Jones]

alright ill give it a go on my next date

Only if she doesn’t know your name and are located in an area where you can bolt asap

 

[Methhead]

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its over

 

[Tom Jones]

its over

It never began

 

[Allornothing]

Pretending to be Indian and then saying hello

 

[Deleted member 25193]

Mine is audibly smelling a girls hair when she has her back to me. And then growl into her ear. I found the frequency of about 70 Hz to be most effective resonating through their corpus to their clit. And their knees get weak. Occasionally it ends in a brief stint in jail though.
But nothing ventured nothing gained

To actually pick her up I guess

 

[Tom Jones]

To actually pick her up I guess

Gotta be careful with that one though.

The police considered it kidnapping even though I assured them it was just picking up bitches