What’s your daily routine before school/work?

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I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
 
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wake up, scroll, eat peanut butter and jam sandwich with chinese bird poop tea, get ready
 
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Wake up early to doomscroll, brush teeth,shower, eat breakfast and walk to school
 
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take orals, shower with dih pump, pin my mornings, get dressed, cook, eat, brush teeth
 
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so nobody taking a shit first thing in the morning
 
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wake up, scroll, eat peanut butter and jam sandwich with chinese bird poop tea, get ready
how do u eat first thing in the morning ?

r u OBESE ?
 
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You've seen me g, i don't think so
fuck i dont even remember r u the 6'4 niggaa

prolly erxplains hwy ur hungry n shit hgh or whtv
 
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check mirror, cleanse face, check mirror and shower, check mirror and get dressed, check mirror and apply sunscreen, check mirror before leaving house, get into car, look at myself in mirror in the car.
 
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check mirror, cleanse face, check mirror and shower, check mirror and get dressed, check mirror and apply sunscreen, check mirror before leaving house, get into car, look at myself in mirror in the car.
did you forget to check the mirror
 
Who has a dedicated routine just use the toilet chug coffee and go
 
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