Whats your fav sleeping position?

[Jpg]

Tell me..

 

[Deleted member 23804]

 

[Deleted member 28691]

Idk what's funnier, to think that op might be some 300 pounds white neckbeard or legit femboy.

 

[Orc]

I sleep on my back with my hands on my stomach like a corpse.

 

[Member since 2022]

I sleep on my back with my hands on my stomach like a corpse.

I remember you said like a vampire and now it's corpse

Vampire was funnier

 

[Gengar]

This one.

 

[Member since 2022]

Left side with pillow between my knees and small pillow under head

 

[Gengar]

I sleep on my right side (sunnahmaxxed, mirin bhai? @emeraldglass) with my left leg outstretched and the right leg forming a triangle. Left arm under my face with right arm under my right leg. Very specific. Haven’t seen anything like it, I think.

 

[slayer69]

Tell me..

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i wanna fuck her in that exact position...

 

[Deleted member 15854]

sleep on stomach not good for u

 

[Deleted member 15854]

on my back tho as i have elastics tied to feet for heightmaxx jfl

 

[Gengar]

sleep on stomach not good for u

I heard something about jinns fucking you in the ass. Is this true bhai?

 

[Deleted member 15854]

I heard something about jinns fucking you in the ass. Is this true bhai?

i wouldnt mind a hot female jinn on my dick tbh

 

[Gengar]

i wouldnt mind a hot female jinn on my dick tbh

You’re sleeping on your stomach. Only your ass is accessible. I don’t think it’s a jinn foid.

 

[Dr. Bludy]

On my left side

 

[rl⠀]

I'm spinning counter-clockwise, like a pig on the roast

becoming uncomfortable when lying on one shoulder for too long and then turning aroud is one of the better feelings in the world

 

[emeraldglass]

I sleep on my right side (sunnahmaxxed, mirin bhai? @emeraldglass)

Based i do the same.

with my left leg outstretched and the right leg forming a triangle. Left arm under my face with right arm under my right leg. Very specific. Haven’t seen anything like it, I think.

I also strecth out my legs with the left leg over my right. Left arm on my body and my right hand under my pillow supporting my head.

 

[Gengar]

Based i do the same.

I also strecth out my legs with the left leg over my right. Left arm on my body and my right hand under my pillow supporting my head.

It's how us Sa'ima Stoics roll.

 

[emeraldglass]

It's how us Sa'ima Stoics roll.

Even in sleep we are stoic.

 

[Gengar]

Even in sleep we are stoic.

Us.

 

[emeraldglass]

Us.

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Could sleep here and not care

 

[Gengar]

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Aww hell naw. Knowing me, this is what's gonna happen shortly after:

 

[fukmylyf]

fetal, which is most brutal because it means i will probably be reincarnated.

 

[emeraldglass]

Aww hell naw. Knowing me, this is what's gonna happen shortly after:

Do you wobble a lot in your sleep?

 

[Deleted member 21735]

next to a girl

 

[emeraldglass]

I heard something about jinns fucking you in the ass. Is this true bhai?

No is bullshit. The reason is.

Ya’eesh ibn Tihfah al-Ghifaari reported that his father said: “I stayed as a guest with the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) with those of the poor whom he hosted. The Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) came out in the night to check up on his guests, and saw me lying on my stomach. He prodded me with his foot and said, ‘Do not lie in this manner, for it is a way of lying that Allaah hates.’” According to another report, the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) prodded him with his foot and woke him up, and said, “Do not lie like this, for this is how the people of Hell lie.”

(Reported by Ahmad, al-Fath al-Rabbaani, 14/244-245; by al-Tirmidhi, no. 2798, Shaakir edn.; and by Abu Dawood, al-Sunan, Kitaab al-Adab, no. 5040, al-Da’aas edn. Also reported in Saheeh al-Jaami’, 2270-2271)

 

[Gengar]

Do you wobble a lot in your sleep?

I often wake up laying on my left side so yeah I move around in my sleep. Do you?

 

[Gengar]

No is bullshit. The reason is.

Ya’eesh ibn Tihfah al-Ghifaari reported that his father said: “I stayed as a guest with the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) with those of the poor whom he hosted. The Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) came out in the night to check up on his guests, and saw me lying on my stomach. He prodded me with his foot and said, ‘Do not lie in this manner, for it is a way of lying that Allaah hates.’” According to another report, the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) prodded him with his foot and woke him up, and said, “Do not lie like this, for this is how the people of Hell lie.”

(Reported by Ahmad, al-Fath al-Rabbaani, 14/244-245; by al-Tirmidhi, no. 2798, Shaakir edn.; and by Abu Dawood, al-Sunan, Kitaab al-Adab, no. 5040, al-Da’aas edn. Also reported in Saheeh al-Jaami’, 2270-2271)

I don't know why I thought it meant sodomization by jinn.

 

[emeraldglass]

I often wake up laying on my left side so yeah I move around in my sleep. Do you?

I only move to change position, i do not wobble uncontrollably.

 

[emeraldglass]

I don't know why I thought it meant sodomization by jinn.

I've heard something like that too. Many who fabricate lies about Islam and many who pick it up without verifying its authenticity.

 

[Gengar]

I only move to change position, i do not wobble uncontrollably.

I don't even know that it happens. I often think "WTF why did I wake up in this position?"

 

[Gengar]

I've heard something like that too. Many who fabricate lies about Islam and many who pick it up without verifying its authenticity.

Good to know I'm still an ass-virgin then.

 

[emeraldglass]

I don't even know that it happens. I often think "WTF why did I wake up in this position?"

I am also a light sleeper and I immediately notice when someone comes in or is talking. I know people who slept in a bunk bed and fell down and continued to sleep.

 

[emeraldglass]

Good to know I'm still an ass-virgin then.

A jinn can still rape you, he doesn't need a position for it. The rape feels like a dream.

 

[Gengar]

I am also a light sleeper and I immediately notice when someone comes in or is talking. I know people who slept in a bunk bed and fell down and continued to sleep.

Yeah I'm a light sleeper I think, if I hear people talking in the hallway I can wake up.

 

[Gengar]

A jinn can still rape you, he doesn't need a position for it. The rape feels like a dream.

Source?

 

[emeraldglass]

Yeah I'm a light sleeper I think, if I hear people talking in the hallway I can wake up.

Another ss trait.

 

[Gengar]

Another ss trait.

There's another one that I mentioned. I didn't want to bring it up though...

 

[Deleted member 29167]

i alternate side to side but i wanna start sleeping on my back for posture/mewing (copemaxxing)

 

[emeraldglass]

Source?

I should have told you that it is not fully authentic.

 

[emeraldglass]

There's another one that I mentioned. I didn't want to bring it up though...

What is it?

 

[Jpg]

Yall really be having a whole ass conversation here

 

[Clown Show]

 

[Gengar]

Islamic people in the past:

Alhamdullilah, we have once again conquered a kafir nation and added it to the ever-expanding caliphate.

Muzzies today:

 

[Gengar]

What is it?

Check PMs.

 

[emeraldglass]

Islamic people in the past:

Alhamdullilah, we have once again conquered a kafir nation and added it to the ever-expanding caliphate.

Muzzies today:

arguing about trivial matters.

 

[Gengar]

arguing about trivial matters.

Exactly.