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Never been on one
 
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He claims he lost KHHV status and I said yeah cause he hugged a girl

K-Kissless
H-hugless
v-virgin
I mean I have I pretty sure I did it before I joined this site or atleast before i met you. And I am not bragging
 
I mean I have I pretty sure I did it before I joined this site or atleast before i met you. And I am not bragging
nigga thats not my point.

How don't you get my joke man. Read what I replied too
 
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Explain the joke
Ok.

Manletmachine said that YOU (thenewhebbe) are KHHV while he isn't.

And the joke was me writing "blud is proud to hug some random girl from glass that forgot him the second school was over 💀" implying he only lost the "hugless" part of the acronym, which is literally the easiest one to lose and nothing to be proud of.

While he wanted to make it seem like he lost the "virgin" part of the acronym.

Get it?
 
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I was on holiday, her english shit and she was quiet, she was browner in real life all her pics had LED lights, LTB, pissed loudly, she said “guys are either ugly or hot” then when i asked which am i she said in between, bad teeth, autistic posture
 
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Ok.

Manletmachine said that YOU (thenewhebbe) are KHHV while he isn't.

And the joke was me writing "blud is proud to hug some random girl from glass that forgot him the second school was over 💀" implying he only lost the "hugless" part of the acronym, which is literally the easiest one to lose and nothing to be proud of.

While he wanted to make it seem like he lost the "virgin" part of the acronym.

Get it?
Yeah I get it
 
Ok.

Manletmachine said that YOU (thenewhebbe) are KHHV while he isn't.

And the joke was me writing "blud is proud to hug some random girl from glass that forgot him the second school was over 💀" implying he only lost the "hugless" part of the acronym, which is literally the easiest one to lose and nothing to be proud of.

While he wanted to make it seem like he lost the "virgin" part of the acronym.

Get it?
But I’ve lost all of them lil guy u stay projecting tho
 
If Hookers count OP lost it too
Don't care + It never happened + Go tell Reddit + I can smell your stench from here + You're going in my cringe compilation
 
Don't care + It never happened + Go tell Reddit + I can smell your stench from here + You're going in my cringe compilation
You will never be fucked in the ass.

You will never suck dick.

You will never find love, never get to experiment romantically, never be with a woman or a man sexually, will never be able to explore kinks with anyone.

You will never discover what it's like to connect in a sexual or romantic way with another person. You will never hear someone tell you 'I love you', you will never know how it feels to have someone's company.

You will never be looked at with desire, or affection, or love.

You will never be chosen for who you are, what you enjoy, or what your personality is.

You will never be sexually desired or turn anyone on.

You will never know how to flirt or be charismatic.

You will never be able to miss hints or ignore signals.

You will never have the privilege of having standards or turning someone down.

You will never lay with another person and feel their warmth and body heat.

You will never hear someone breathing next to you, place your head on their torso or feel theirs on yours.

You will never in your life feel the excitement of a first date or the joy of getting a second or the exhilaration that comes with a first time with a new partner or someone special.

You will never be able to fuck up during the act, make mistakes, laugh about them, or make memories about awkward moments.

You will never have stories to tell about love and romance to anyone.

You will never be able to say 'You did that'.

You will never be able to figure out who you gel with, what type of person you're compatible with, or what your green flags are in a partner.

You will never get back the years where you were supposed to be having firsts and experiencing formative experiences.

You will never be able to tell someone how beautiful they look.

You will never be able to give someone compliments on little things.

You will never hold someone as they cry, soothe someone's fears, be there to pick someone up when they fail.

You will never just sit on a couch with someone and relax.

You will never have the option of connection over solitude.

You will never be able to fool around with someone just as inexperienced.

You will never be included in discussions about sex or dating.

You will never be able to realize romantic or sexual fantasies.

You will never be able to call yourself a father.

You will never know what it's like to get married.

You will never surprise a partner with days out, gifts, or their favorite meals.

You will never have a domestic life except in solitude.

You will never pass anything on except a corpse.

You will never be someone's one and only.

You will never have a first time.

You will never be able to get sex that isn't paid for. Affection that isn't dependent on your finances. Closeness that isn't reliant on a paycheck.

You will never become someone worthy.

You will never be able to say you're with someone.

You will never feel what it's like to be wanted.
 
You will never find love, never get to experiment romantically, never be with a woman or a man sexually, will never be able to explore kinks with anyone.

You will never discover what it's like to connect in a sexual or romantic way with another person. You will never hear someone tell you 'I love you', you will never know how it feels to have someone's company.

You will never be looked at with desire, or affection, or love.

You will never be chosen for who you are, what you enjoy, or what your personality is.

You will never be sexually desired or turn anyone on.

You will never know how to flirt or be charismatic.

You will never be able to miss hints or ignore signals.

You will never have the privilege of having standards or turning someone down.

You will never lay with another person and feel their warmth and body heat.

You will never hear someone breathing next to you, place your head on their torso or feel theirs on yours.

You will never in your life feel the excitement of a first date or the joy of getting a second or the exhilaration that comes with a first time with a new partner or someone special.

You will never be able to fuck up during the act, make mistakes, laugh about them, or make memories about awkward moments.

You will never have stories to tell about love and romance to anyone.

You will never be able to say 'You did that'.

You will never be able to figure out who you gel with, what type of person you're compatible with, or what your green flags are in a partner.

You will never get back the years where you were supposed to be having firsts and experiencing formative experiences.

You will never be able to tell someone how beautiful they look.

You will never be able to give someone compliments on little things.

You will never hold someone as they cry, soothe someone's fears, be there to pick someone up when they fail.

You will never just sit on a couch with someone and relax.

You will never have the option of connection over solitude.

You will never be able to fool around with someone just as inexperienced.

You will never be included in discussions about sex or dating.

You will never be able to realize romantic or sexual fantasies.

You will never be able to call yourself a father.

You will never know what it's like to get married.

You will never surprise a partner with days out, gifts, or their favorite meals.

You will never have a domestic life except in solitude.

You will never pass anything on except a corpse.

You will never be someone's one and only.

You will never have a first time.

You will never be able to get sex that isn't paid for. Affection that isn't dependent on your finances. Closeness that isn't reliant on a paycheck.

You will never become someone worthy.

You will never be able to say you're with someone.

You will never feel what it's like to be wanted.
How come I experienced all these things then?
 
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