Wheat Waffle’s guide on softmaxxing

[fvolkek]

Some of this advice may be fairly obvious to people who’ve been here for a while, but it offers a decent pragmatic approach dumbed down for non-autistic people like most of us.

Softmaxxes:

- Body fat %
- Muscle mass
- Hair
- Skincare
- Beard
- Personal hygiene
- Dental hygiene
- Lip health
- Fashion
- Cologne
- Posture
- High quality photos
- Shoe lifts
- Nose hair
- Pluck unibrow
-Clean ears
- Tongue posture
- Facial exercises
- Supplements
- Nutrition

Waffles explains that usually people would say stuff like “why do any of this if you’re a 5’2 balding pajeet” and while he agrees that it’s fairly over for them, they can still increase their already low chances by doing ideally all looksmaxxes and compensating. Other people also claim that these aren’t noticeable, but Waffles argues that all of them added together are indeed noticeable.

Waffles later shows his looksmaxxing setup:

- Wax & comb - $10
- Skinfade - $10 /3 weeks
- Watch - $100
- Mouthwash - $4
- Castor oil - $5
- After shave - $20
- Shaver - $50
- Multivit - $10
- Hair dryer - $20
- Elevator shoes (in his case Nike Airforce) - $ 80 — I’d advice other ones tbh and wearing lifts, as there are shoes such as the Airmax 720 and Hogan Interactive that offer a higher height increase
- Other - $20

For the final part of the video, he explains how looksmaxxing, more specifically fashionmaxxing should be to accentuate your best features and attenuate your worst features, not just dressing with expensive stuff hoping it looks good. For example, a fit athletic person with low body fat percentage and decent muscle mass should use muscle fit t-shirts as you look more ripped, whereas if you wear a baggy t-shirt, your gains won’t be as noticeable.

Example:

Muscle fit t-shirt

If you’ve got muscle, this mogs, use it in your favor.

Relaxed fit t-shirt

While the guy has a GL face, his body Would look much better if he had at least a slim fit t-shirt — the first model has a much better body, yes, but you get my point. Of course if you‘re a fatcel you’re gonna want to wear this type of t-shirt.

 

[Deleted member 7725]

This will work for the majority of users but not for the actual ugly guys. 90% of the people on here are fat fucks with such high estrogen and low testosterone levels that they can't find the willpower to lose weight or groom themselves. Then they complain about being incel.

 

[WontStopNorwooding]

- Facial exercises

really nigga?

 

[germanlooks]

Example:

Muscle fit t-shirt

If you’ve got muscle, this mogs, use it in your favor.

Relaxed fit t-shirt

While the guy has a GL face, his body Would look much better if he had at least a slim fit t-shirt — the first model has a much better body, yes, but you get my point. Of course if you‘re a fatcel you’re gonna want to wear this type of t-shirt.

Don’t agree with this.
Oversized and more baggy fits are more stylish currently

 

[enzo]

For example, a fit athletic person with low body fat percentage and decent muscle mass should use muscle fit t-shirts as you look more ripped, whereas if you wear a baggy t-shirt, your gains won’t be as noticeable.

Muscle fit t-shirts make you look like a gymcel tryhard, just wear normal t-shirts lmfao.

 

[WontStopNorwooding]

Oversized and more baggy fits are more stylish currently

yeah

i keep seeing tiktoks mocking alpham's vintage muscle tshirt video lmfao

 

[enzo]

90% of the people on here are fat fucks

You mispelled ethnics, most users here are moderately lean.

 

[Deleted member 7725]

You mispelled ethnics, most users here are moderately lean.

Not really. Most users on here are fat and/or ethnic.

 

[Deleted member 14160]

Not really. Most users on here are fat and/or ethnic.

To what extent is being ethnic actually a looks killer? @germanlooks

 

[fvolkek]

This will work for the majority of users but not for the actual ugly guys. 90% of the people on here are fat fucks with such high estrogen and low testosterone levels that they can't find the willpower to lose weight or groom themselves. Then they complain about being incel.

Yeah but being ugly + bad breath + other falios is even worse. But I agree that looksmaxxing usually works for >3s

 

[Seth Walsh]

Some of this advice may be fairly obvious to people who’ve been here for a while, but it offers a decent pragmatic approach dumbed down for non-autistic people like most of us.

Softmaxxes:

- Body fat %
- Muscle mass
- Hair
- Skincare
- Beard
- Personal hygiene
- Dental hygiene
- Lip health
- Fashion
- Cologne
- Posture
- High quality photos
- Shoe lifts
- Nose hair
- Pluck unibrow
-Clean ears
- Tongue posture
- Facial exercises
- Supplements
- Nutrition

Waffles explains that usually people would say stuff like “why do any of this if you’re a 5’2 balding pajeet” and while he agrees that it’s fairly over for them, they can still increase their already low chances by doing ideally all looksmaxxes and compensating. Other people also claim that these aren’t noticeable, but Waffles argues that all of them added together are indeed noticeable.

Waffles later shows his looksmaxxing setup:

- Wax & comb - $10
- Skinfade - $10 /3 weeks
- Watch - $100
- Mouthwash - $4
- Castor oil - $5
- After shave - $20
- Shaver - $50
- Multivit - $10
- Hair dryer - $20
- Elevator shoes (in his case Nike Airforce) - $ 80 — I’d advice other ones tbh and wearing lifts, as there are shoes such as the Airmax 720 and Hogan Interactive that offer a higher height increase
- Other - $20

For the final part of the video, he explains how looksmaxxing, more specifically fashionmaxxing should be to accentuate your best features and attenuate your worst features, not just dressing with expensive stuff hoping it looks good. For example, a fit athletic person with low body fat percentage and decent muscle mass should use muscle fit t-shirts as you look more ripped, whereas if you wear a baggy t-shirt, your gains won’t be as noticeable.

Example:

View attachment 1387687

Muscle fit t-shirt

If you’ve got muscle, this mogs, use it in your favor.

View attachment 1387685

Relaxed fit t-shirt

While the guy has a GL face, his body Would look much better if he had at least a slim fit t-shirt — the first model has a much better body, yes, but you get my point. Of course if you‘re a fatcel you’re gonna want to wear this type of t-shirt.

He went to live on college campus and immediately his perception on life shifted because he's operating with higher levels of dopamine on a day to day basis. The novel experiences and challenges he faces now has caused him to change up his YT content. He now sucks Hamza Ahmed's dick and is trying to get into redpill so he can build his channel more and be more successful. The reason he made this decision to change the perspective of his content is purely because of the change in his dopamine system and because he wants to become successful while still aiming to stay true to his roots and help people (that's why he still says it's over for subfives etc)

 

[fvolkek]

He went to live on college campus and immediately his perception on life shifted because he's operating with higher levels of dopamine on a day to day basis. The novel experiences and challenges he faces now has caused him to change up his YT content. He now sucks Hamza Ahmed's dick and is trying to get into redpill so he can build his channel more and be more successful. The reason he made this decision to change the perspective of his content is purely because of the change in his dopamine system and because he wants to become successful while still aiming to stay true to his roots and help people (that's why he still says it's over for subfives etc)

Agreed. Tails is imo the best blackpill content creator

 

[Seth Walsh]

Agreed. Tails is imo the best blackpill content creator

Yeah more objective and gives better case studies.

Seeing Wheat Waffles' uni experience unfold could be some good blackpill to show rotters that blackpill/reality isn't 100% the extreme examples that channels like Tails shows. If WW ends up vlogging shit in uni and starts posting everything it could help more people understand what "NTmaxxing" is like and all the nuances associated with it.

His softmaxxing vid was pretty cope though ngl

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

that list is full of cope

 

[fvolkek]

Yeah more objective and gives better case studies.

Seeing Wheat Waffles' uni experience unfold could be some good blackpill to show rotters that blackpill/reality isn't 100% the extreme examples that channels like Tails shows. If WW ends up vlogging shit in uni and starts posting everything it could help more people understand what "NTmaxxing" is like and all the nuances associated with it.

His softmaxxing vid was pretty cope though ngl

Yeah, but it can help sub8s quite a lot. He needs good coaching for his YT channel, he could help a lot to this community with an NTmaxxing video. The thing is that every single advice is useless if you’re sub 3, but most people here don’t fall into that category and are actually sub 5s

 

[Seth Walsh]

Yeah, but it can help sub8s quite a lot. He needs good coaching for his YT channel, he could help a lot to this community with an NTmaxxing video. The thing is that every single advice is useless if you’re sub 3, but most people don’t fall into that category.

Stuff like the watch and multivitamins are just cope. The best thing WW can do is actually show LDAR incels what uni life is like, and post all of it on his channel.

"Going to the gym, dressing well and having a good haircut" would be a better list than saying "You need this paco rabanne cologne and airforce ones to go on a night out"....

Hopefully he makes another vid and talks about Retin-A, mouth taping at night, a gym workout plan, a leanmaxxing guide etc

 

[Seth Walsh]

Stuff like the watch and multivitamins are just cope. The best thing WW can do is actually show LDAR incels what uni life is like, and post all of it on his channel.

"Going to the gym, dressing well and having a good haircut" would be a better list than saying "You need this paco rabanne cologne and airforce ones to go on a night out"....

Hopefully he makes another vid and talks about Retin-A, mouth taping at night, a gym workout plan, a leanmaxxing guide etc

Having one of the biggest blackpill channels document his journey through college socialising and getting through life would be very unique and helpful for very many people

 

[fvolkek]

Having one of the biggest blackpill channels document his journey through college socialising and getting through life would be very unique and helpful for very many people

Yeah but i hope it doesn’t become mainstream and is only a niche market

 

[Seth Walsh]

Yeah but i hope it doesn’t become mainstream and is only a niche market

Well what I meant is it'd only help blackpill rotters and will give them a new perspective since they can see reality from a different lens (through WWs progressions IRL). Wouldn't be relevant for anyone who's not coming from the same place or mindset as WW or people who are blackpilled with limited IRL social experiences

 

[germanlooks]

To what extent is being ethnic actually a looks killer? @germanlooks

Hard to tell.
In general it’s:
Looks>ethnicity
The problem is that most ethnics who are considered as good looking have many European features. So obv they don’t get really failoed by their ethnicity because they are closer looking to Europeans.

In the end I can just say it definitely is a failo but as long as the ethnic person looks good and the girl isn’t racist or just against dating ethnics in general I don’t think that its such a big problem.
But it also depends on what ethnicity we are talking about. Some have more smv others less

 

[Lawton88]

Some of this advice may be fairly obvious to people who’ve been here for a while, but it offers a decent pragmatic approach dumbed down for non-autistic people like most of us.

Softmaxxes:

- Body fat %
- Muscle mass
- Hair
- Skincare
- Beard
- Personal hygiene
- Dental hygiene
- Lip health
- Fashion
- Cologne
- Posture
- High quality photos
- Shoe lifts
- Nose hair
- Pluck unibrow
-Clean ears
- Tongue posture
- Facial exercises
- Supplements
- Nutrition

Waffles explains that usually people would say stuff like “why do any of this if you’re a 5’2 balding pajeet” and while he agrees that it’s fairly over for them, they can still increase their already low chances by doing ideally all looksmaxxes and compensating. Other people also claim that these aren’t noticeable, but Waffles argues that all of them added together are indeed noticeable.

Waffles later shows his looksmaxxing setup:

- Wax & comb - $10
- Skinfade - $10 /3 weeks
- Watch - $100
- Mouthwash - $4
- Castor oil - $5
- After shave - $20
- Shaver - $50
- Multivit - $10
- Hair dryer - $20
- Elevator shoes (in his case Nike Airforce) - $ 80 — I’d advice other ones tbh and wearing lifts, as there are shoes such as the Airmax 720 and Hogan Interactive that offer a higher height increase
- Other - $20

For the final part of the video, he explains how looksmaxxing, more specifically fashionmaxxing should be to accentuate your best features and attenuate your worst features, not just dressing with expensive stuff hoping it looks good. For example, a fit athletic person with low body fat percentage and decent muscle mass should use muscle fit t-shirts as you look more ripped, whereas if you wear a baggy t-shirt, your gains won’t be as noticeable.

Example:

View attachment 1387687

Muscle fit t-shirt

If you’ve got muscle, this mogs, use it in your favor.

View attachment 1387685

Relaxed fit t-shirt

While the guy has a GL face, his body Would look much better if he had at least a slim fit t-shirt — the first model has a much better body, yes, but you get my point. Of course if you‘re a fatcel you’re gonna want to wear this type of t-shirt.

I think the best t-shirts if you have some muscle are the ones that grip the bicep some but aren't so tight in the middle. If you have that V taper look it will definitely help you if you at least have an average face. If the face is below normie 5/10 it may look try hard however.

 

[Schönling]

That dude dresses like shit

 

[Pakicel]

Hard to tell.
In general it’s:
Looks>ethnicity
The problem is that most ethnics who are considered as good looking have many European features. So obv they don’t get really failoed by their ethnicity because they are closer looking to Europeans.

In the end I can just say it definitely is a failo but as long as the ethnic person looks good and the girl isn’t racist or just against dating ethnics in general I don’t think that its such a big problem.
But it also depends on what ethnicity we are talking about. Some have more smv others less

Well. Ethnics are a very broad category. There is a lot of variation between them in terms looks. For example, both of these guys are Pakistani:

I do agree that there are subtleties in skull shape and other features that differentiate ethnics from western Europeans but I think the left guy could pass as italian, especially in a night club setting or on tinder where these subtleties aren't that apparent.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

The video itself is mostly okay, but the title isn't. This is a softmaxing, not a looksmaxing, video.

 

[thecel]

This will work for the majority of users but not for the actual ugly guys. 90% of the people on here are fat fucks with such high estrogen and low testosterone levels that they can't find the willpower to lose weight or groom themselves. Then they complain about being incel.

cope! 50% of people on here are sex-having normies who’re here for fun, and 50% of people on here are bonescels who got awful bone-structure genetics.

 

[thecel]

This will work for the majority of users but not for the actual ugly guys. 90% of the people on here are fat fucks with such high estrogen and low testosterone levels that they can't find the willpower to lose weight or groom themselves. Then they complain about being incel.

Spewing bull like this, is harming the incel community. What you posted is the same as what bluepill normies say incels are.

 

[Deleted member 7725]

cope! 50% of people on here are sex-having normies who’re here for fun, and 50% of people on here are bonescels who got awful bone-structure genetics.

Before I closed my inbox, like 90% of the people who messaged me were overweight and asking me to use my non-existent psychic abilities to see what PSL they will be when they lose weight.

 

[Deleted member 7725]

Spewing bull like this, is harming the incel community. What you posted is the same as what bluepill normies say incels are.

90% of the greycels who join are caricatures of the normie definition of incel: an average looking guy who is either fat or extremely ungroomed with school shooter haircut, pale, out of shape, and other shit. They'll post or PM for a rating and then leave a few weeks later.

Only long-term users are boneless since all the 4.5+ PSL greycels look in the mirror and don't see a recessed maxilla, mandible, orbitals, etc so they softmaxx and leave.

 

[JamesHowlett]

This would ascend a LOT of people here. The people that are truly fucked, even with surgery, are just a minority. But still they exist and it must be a living hell, feel sorry for those guys.

 

[Deleted member 16204]

really nigga?

>tongue posture

Still hard mewing every day though.