when a chick sits on your lap..

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what do you do?
1. suppress the boner or get a boner and dont do anything

2. get a boner and make it obvious to her, but most of the time she will notice it without a need do move your hips or shit like that

How do you go on with this situation if there are other people in the room, like a small houseparty? I mean you get horny but cant do shit bc of the people in there
 
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I get the boner, it will be unnoticeable anyway since 7in is a micropenis
 
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Others Will notice since she will be floating on my stiff 10 incher because of the immense blood flow coming into my penis from such a Well formed booty being on top of my genetilia
 
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I have had this happen to me a few times and not got a single boner. The go to would be to stab her ass with your rock solid cock tho tbh

Over for my dick ngl
 
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just wait a few years or lays in and you don't get hard unless there's foreplay or you're forcing blood to it
 
my 5.5 pencil dick will pierce through both fabrics of the pants and I will make it non-obvious and "relieve" myself
 
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I have had this happen to me a few times and not got a single boner. The go to would be to stab her ass with your rock solid cock tho tbh

Over for my dick ngl
You cant stab her bc the PP is tucked in to the side
The max you can do is to rearrange your dick between her booty cheeks
fuark
 
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You cant stab her bc the PP is tucked in to the side
The max you can do is to rearrange your dick between her booty cheeks
fuark
I was exaggerating XD
But I mean if u get a rock on she’s still gonna feel it
 
just wait a few years or lays in and you don't get hard unless there's foreplay or you're forcing blood to it
Bro Im 24, Ive had lays before
I still get hard whenever this happens to me
When I havent touched my dick for a few days, I even get hard from flirting ngl
 
I was exaggerating XD
But I mean if u get a rock on she’s still gonna feel it
Yeah but what do you do after that
just sit until your boner is gone or what
 
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Rape her on the spot, in front of whoever is there. Don't expect to just sit on my lap and get away with it.
 
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2. get a boner and make it obvious to her, but most of the time she will notice it without a need do move your hips or shit like that
They want this to happen - just play it off in a flirty way if she brings it up
 
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Get a boner and make it obvious that my 13 inch micro penis is hard. She will think it’s so puny when she sees it.
 
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I get the boner, it will be unnoticeable anyway since 7in is a micropenis
I have 7 too and girls litterally told me it was big
Because they think your 7 is 9
 
Yeah but what do you do after that
just sit until your boner is gone or what
If it’s a party I would just stick behind her and like go up to the bedroom I suppose

Like when walking to the bedroom stay with your dick glued to her ass. It sounds autistic when I said it like this but not if you do it naturally
 
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don’t get a boner jfl if u cant handle a girl sitting on ur lap

u will bust in 5 secs if u have sex
 
Ask for one os these
 
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guys I will meet one of my ex oneitis tomorrow and will prolly fuck her if Im lucky
But it sure as hell will be a little bit awkward
Im posting the full story sunday if something funny happens
 
don’t get a boner jfl if u cant handle a girl sitting on ur lap

u will bust in 5 secs if u have sex
ion care, Im always in puberty mode
 
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You make sure she feels your dick .... rhetorical qs
 
3. dont get a boner because low T nofap and not say or do shit cause high inhib cucked npc
 
Holy shit I fucked this up
She even touched me on my chest and shit from time to time but nothing happened, because I didnt know how to escalate bc we sat on different chairs the whole evening
Now we probably wont contact each other again bc she lives 200km away
Fuck I need to up my game
 
who da fock sits on a lap
 
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