When do you know it's True Love?

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

When she holds it inside her mouth and gestures for a kiss. "Share this load with me."

Meaning, helping one another out while surviving this clusterfuck of a reality where everything is trying to kill and eat one another, even the fucking trees are attacking other trees but in slow motion, of course, but anywho, together, facing the world and its attached difficulties like fucking invisible organisms that's only mission is to kill you, like what the fuck is wrong with this picture? Ugh. But you get the point.

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

That made me fart—hard-boiled spoiled egg aroma. This shit's wanting out! "No! I say. You will stay inside there and provide me that delicacy of fragrance that only I appreciate."

 

[BearBoy]

if she pegs your asshole @CupOfCoffee

 

[Kroker]

High IQ threads that often gets ignored.
Based nevertheless.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

if she pegs your asshole @CupOfCoffee

Dude, don't get all romantic with me. But yeah, though some women are perplexed by such of an offering in a form of a strap-on.
"I give this—to you, me lady. May you find the locking mechanism and unfasten. Then swiftly garment around thy lovely lady's waist. Get a feel for it. Appreciate its wobble. Then when I say, "SLAM IT IN ME," you, my sweet Miss Paulette Johnson, don't be polite when you do it."

 

[BearBoy]

Dude, don't get all romantic with me. But yeah, though some women are perplexed by such of an offering in a form of a strap-on.
"I give this—to you, me lady. May you find the locking mechanism and unfasten. Then swiftly garment around thy lovely lady's waist. Get a feel for it. Appreciate its wobble. Then when I say, "SLAM IT IN ME," you, my sweet Miss Paulette Johnson, don't be polite when you do it."

shut the fuck up retard

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

shut the fuck up retard

You really don't like vagina, uh? And there's no way any guy could convince you that pussy fucking is so much better than shitmoling, uh? Ugh. Poor little feller. What happened growing up? Did mom stay drunk all the time and made you entertain her fat ass? "Put your sister's dress on, boy, and dance for mama!"

 

[BearBoy]

You really don't like vagina, uh? And there's no way any guy could convince you that pussy fucking is so much better than shitmoling, uh? Ugh. Poor little feller. What happened growing up? Did mom stay drunk all the time and made you entertain her fat ass? "Put your sister's dress on, boy, and dance for mama!"

shut up bro i dont read ur long ass posts

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

shut up bro i dont read ur long ass posts

I ain't laughing—why the fuck are you laughing?

 

[BearBoy]

I ain't laughing—why the fuck are you laughing?

laughing at your autism jfl

 

[Deleted member 11758]

what is love?
baby don’t hurt me
don’t hurt me, no more
baby don’t hurt me
don’t hurt me, no more

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

what is love?
baby don’t hurt me
don’t hurt me, no more
baby don’t hurt me
don’t hurt me, no more

 

[sergeant blackpill]

High IQ threads that often gets ignored.
Based nevertheless.

sounds like pretentious bluepilled gibberish to me. The likes of which you could only find on reddit

 

[sergeant blackpill]

Seriously get over yourself and stop trying to figure things out if that's what you're trying to do, because you're clearly not well equipped for the task. accept shortcomings and move on

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Seriously get over yourself and stop trying to figure things out if that's what you're trying to do, because you're clearly not well equipped for the task. accept shortcomings and move on