When Haitian cannibals eat jason voorhees will they eat the testicles?

[klip11]

So Haitian cannibals successfully shoot @Jason Voorhees with bow and arrows and roast his carcass to eat the delicious, yet very nutritious meat. But what do they do with his balls? Ancient Haitian lore says that consuming @Jason Voorhees balls will give you the sexual stamina of 1000 BBCs and your BBC will grow by 6 inches

@DownwardGrowthCel
@iblamechico
@swedchud
@sub3gooncel
@tallcel
@Nectar

 

[Chadeep]

Are they gay?

 

[klip11]

Are they gay?

No one considers it gay to eat pig balls, likewise with @Jason Voorhees

 

[thaqalayn]

Liver king alternative history

 

[DownwardGrowthCel]

The ancient Haitian lore is surprisingly well documented. I choose to believe this

 

[klip11]

The ancient Haitian lore is surprisingly well documented. I choose to believe this

Do you think Haitian cannibals would rather eat @Jason Voorhees for breakfast or for dinner?

 

[vexd]

bro its been 4 years of this bs its time to give it up go outside and feel the air brush against your face

 

[DownwardGrowthCel]

Do you think Haitian cannibals would rather eat @Jason Voorhees for breakfast or for dinner?

Neither. They’d save him for a special occasion.

 

[klip11]

bro its been 4 years of this bs its time to give it up go outside and feel the air brush against your face

Never!

 

[swedchud]

So Haitian cannibals successfully shoot @Jason Voorhees with bow and arrows and roast his carcass to eat the delicious, yet very nutritious meat. But what do they do with his balls? Ancient Haitian lore says that consuming @Jason Voorhees balls will give you the sexual stamina of 1000 BBCs and your BBC will grow by 6 inches

@DownwardGrowthCel
@iblamechico
@swedchud
@sub3gooncel
@tallcel
@Nectar

someone try it

 

[Bakpao]

nahh would the haitian cannibals share his balls with the liberian cannibals (each sides get one ball) or they would kill each other with machete for them tho?