When I ascend I will save incel's life by buying a house next to a suicide hotspot

ThomasJefferson

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I just had an amazing thought, when I ascend I will be in a much better position and I can help people who are feeling awful similar to how I felt (but I would never do suicide because im to narcy to die before my peak), so I will buy a house near a hotspot for suicide which are often bridges that are near beautiful location, so its prime real estate. But I will go on a night walk into this area and if fates blesses it I will stumble upon a person who is getting ready to jump. I will have to be careful because they might look at me and get jealous and jump right away, but if I can get to them before I can talk them out of it, and than point them here so they can looksmax too and hopefully ascend.

Benefits:
Getting to say you saved a life
Getting to have a reason to go on daily walk to mog people
Having someone owe you their life
Charismamaxxing by working on charisma that you are able to talk somebody out of something they would give their life for
Having the chance of saving a goth chick (maybe?)

Negatives:
May go er and take me with them :(


Thoughts?
 
Thoughts?
ThomasJefferson
 
Yeah you’ll do none of that ever
 
Thx for your kind actions op
 

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