when i got jumped and robbed.

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i had been wanting to lose my virginity for a while and haven't been able to(I'm a stone-cold truecel) so i tried hiring a hooker i found on the street
she gets into my car and i drive her back to my place. we get into my room where i have my huge tower gaming PC that illuminates my room
(rgb lights and everything)

i don't know what she was doing, because i was already taking off my clothes. apparently i was supposed to pay or something before because when i turned around she punched me in the jaw and knocked me out. i wake up in my room with my celling light on and my pc, wallet. and car all gone(i lost all my cards too and got put 2k in debt). a week or 2 later after i put out a police report they found my car just a block down from the street i picked her up on

tldr: i tried hiring a hooker to lose my virginity, but she knocked me out and stole my pc

this all happened a year ago so my mind is kinda fuzzy on what happened
 
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Knocked out cold by a hooker

Michael Jordan Lol GIF
 
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You sure it wasn't a tranny?
 
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How did you get rocked by a woman nigga :lul::lul:if this is real you need to gymcel ASAP
 
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This is so brutal bro. At first i wanted to laugh, but after reading it all i just feel bad.

hope ur ok and u get ur stuff back, stay away from whores
 
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This is so brutal bro. At first i wanted to laugh, but after reading it all i just feel bad.

hope ur ok and u get ur stuff back, stay away from whores
nah, i think ima do it again. its my only bet
 
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i had been wanting to lose my virginity for a while and haven't been able to(I'm a stone-cold truecel) so i tried hiring a hooker i found on the street
she gets into my car and i drive her back to my place. we get into my room where i have my huge tower gaming PC that illuminates my room
(rgb lights and everything)

i don't know what she was doing, because i was already taking off my clothes. apparently i was supposed to pay or something before because when i turned around she punched me in the jaw and knocked me out. i wake up in my room with my celling light on and my pc, wallet. and car all gone(i lost all my cards too and got put 2k in debt). a week or 2 later after i put out a police report they found my car just a block down from the street i picked her up on

tldr: i tried hiring a hooker to lose my virginity, but she knocked me out and stole my pc

this all happened a year ago so my mind is kinda fuzzy on what happened
Lesson learned, never fucking get a hooker because that's such cope and NEVER LET A HOOKER KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

This is basic knowledge. Rent an hotel room.

DESERVED JUSTICE SERVED.
 
i had been wanting to lose my virginity for a while and haven't been able to(I'm a stone-cold truecel) so i tried hiring a hooker i found on the street
she gets into my car and i drive her back to my place. we get into my room where i have my huge tower gaming PC that illuminates my room
(rgb lights and everything)

i don't know what she was doing, because i was already taking off my clothes. apparently i was supposed to pay or something before because when i turned around she punched me in the jaw and knocked me out. i wake up in my room with my celling light on and my pc, wallet. and car all gone(i lost all my cards too and got put 2k in debt). a week or 2 later after i put out a police report they found my car just a block down from the street i picked her up on

tldr: i tried hiring a hooker to lose my virginity, but she knocked me out and stole my pc

this all happened a year ago so my mind is kinda fuzzy on what happened
This must be a made up story bro :lul:
 
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Lesson learned, never fucking get a hooker because that's such cope and NEVER LET A HOOKER KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

This is basic knowledge. Rent an hotel room.

DESERVED JUSTICE SERVED.
keep hating dude, im gonna do it again and get some play
 
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