When I got rejected by a girl in Switzerland and got called a psychopath

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One day I was in Geneva for some business and I figured I’d like some coffee right? Who doesnt. Problem is I had just came and only had euros so when I went to pay after but I needed to go to a currency exchange, I got very frustrated and I tried to play it off as calm to her and some random guy overheard her asking for help and thought I was her boyfriend or something but it was for the currency exchange.

When he came I changed my nice mask due to her being a girl and I got extremely angry cause also this fucker could not tell me where it is so my eyes got black from the madness.
He then jumped back due to the weirdness and told her Im a psychopath due to the eyes and accent (it was a posh British one).

I then turned around and looked at her and poor girl was terrified from this fucker telling her Im a psychopath, I couldn’t even look at her in the eyes.
I felt like this fucker thought I was about to hit her and I told him no dont you dare think it, never and I did a throat slitting motion where like I’d rather die than hit a girl, and I did the devil horns to make bad luck and the evil eye go away but they thought for a bit I was a satanist lol. I then said Im Italian, im italian and we laughed together and talked for like a minute.

After that this girl came to me with the biggest fucking smile in the world and she could tell I got feelings for her in that moment through my eyes so she kind of got sad and closed them. Then her coworker called her and she ran and I kept looking at her and she pointed to her ring finger that she’s got a man. I then kind of nodded “really” she nodded too “yes” then I did the pinky promise gesture and this girl just froze in place lol. I then went like 😐 and I brushed my hand from the top to the bottom of my face, winked my eye at her and pointed to her that I knew she was lying and she stood there completely still, I then fake smiled at her and went away.
 
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2mm of bone away from going from "angry, psychopath" to "being assertive, standing up for yourself"
 
stopped reading at "coffee at geneva". That's day worth of my salary.
 
stopped reading at "coffee at geneva". That's day worth of my salary.
I bought a kebab there for 20 euros. The fucker was one of the Turkish ones who didn’t speak English also
 
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