When I was 11, I could score a goal in penalty shootouts 100% of the time

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It was very easy for me, you just pass it firmly into the corner. That talent should have been recognised, and I should be paid $1 million a year to sit on a soccer team's bench and be put on for any penalty. Adult goalies are taller, so perhaps you need to pass it firmly into the top corner with the exact measurement of height. That just takes practice for me until I can do that 100% of the time too. Meanwhile these professional soccer players are so dumb, trying to do stop start runs, or half kicks that only go halfway to the corner? My god, how embarrassing. Just like my fellow 11 yr olds back then. Nowhere near as good as me. It's all about precision and calculation. Hit the top corner, pick a side, it's the same calculation.
 

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