When I was 14 I sucked my own dick once

[ihatereddit]

and it felt more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked tbh it was pretty undewhelming
I hope blowjobs aren't that shit IRL

 

[vaninskybird]

and it felt more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked tbh it was pretty undewhelming
I hope blowjobs aren't that shit IRL

Bjs are amazing bro, i will even argue that it's better than pussy
A pussy can be loose, but a mouth will be as tight as you want + a tongue doing laps around your 7 incher

 

[ihatereddit]

Bjs are amazing bro, i will even argue that it's better than pussy
A pussy can be loose, but a mouth will be as tight as you want + a tongue doing laps around your 7 incher

I am a pencildick so that's good to hear jfl
Brutal how sucking your own dick doesn't actually work it's like your body knows

 

[Psychophilly]

 

[Deleted member 22780]

Low iq humour tbh.

 

[ihatereddit]

Low iq humour tbh.

It's not a joke I really did it.
I have no idea how though, and haven't been able to do it since but I distinctly remember how underwhelming it felt.

 

[Deleted member 22780]

It's not a joke I really did it.
I have no idea how though, and haven't been able to do it since but I distinctly remember how underwhelming it felt.

Either u have 10 inch penis or ur one flexible mf

 

[OldRooster]

Can you still bend into that position?

 

[ihatereddit]

Either u have 10 inch penis or ur one flexible mf

I am 5.5 and pencildick and like I said I really don't know how I did that I can't even get close these days jfl

 

[ihatereddit]

Can you still bend into that position?

Fuck no, not even close

 

[Deleted member 15067]

 

[RAITEIII]

I tried once. It felt odd. I tried my own cum and was disgusted. Never tried again after that day. Although I dont have an issue with receiving blowjob and then kissing tho

 

[Deleted member 19101]

I tried my own cum and was disgusted

yeah cum doesnt taste very good left a bad taste

 

[RAITEIII]

yeah cum doesnt taste very good left a bad taste

Unironically when its someones cum someone attractive then I like it plenty

 

[Deleted member 19101]

Unironically when its someones cum someone attractive then I like it plenty

I need to make mine tasty salty im assuming I need to eat more meat

 

[BoneDensity]

is that gay?

 

[ihatereddit]

is that gay?

I don't consider it gay, it's just a form of masturbation, otherwise fapping is gay because you are giving a man a handjob

 

[SeiGun]

there is a argument
if you like the feeling being suck you ok,
if you like the feeling of sucking it, you are homo gay

 

[Baldingman1998]

and it felt more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked tbh it was pretty undewhelming
I hope blowjobs aren't that shit IRL

@blackbrazialian guy forgot username

 

[Baldingman1998]

Unironically when its someones cum someone attractive then I like it plenty

What did you try drinking others men's cum?? Wtf

 

[BoneDensity]

I don't consider it gay, it's just a form of masturbation, otherwise fapping is gay because you are giving a man a handjob

Good point. I just wouldn't put a dick in my mouth ever even if its mine. Just feels twisted.

 

[Deleted member 21628]

Bjs are amazing bro, i will even argue that it's better than pussy
A pussy can be loose, but a mouth will be as tight as you want + a tongue doing laps around your 7 incher

Your uncle sucking your cock dont count you autistic virgin

 

[Deleted member 22124]

I sorta did this the other day when I was on kratom (it makes me horny AF for some reason), but I could only get as far as my glans. What you can do is pretend that it's a clit and then you can crossdream and pretend like you're having your pussy licked while simultaneously nibbling on cock. It's almost not gay either because in your mind you take on the female perspective.

 

[BearBoy]

May god punish all you faggots above! Like he did with me.

 

[vaninskybird]

Your uncle sucking your cock dont count you autistic virgin

Do you have a problem with me? Why are you angry?

 

[Deleted member 21712]

and it felt more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked tbh it was pretty undewhelming
I hope blowjobs aren't that shit IRL

Probably it was all a dream, I've had some cases myself of things I thought had happened until I one day started really thinking about it and realizing it was all a dream.

if it wasn't a dream, perhaps you were much shorter then, yet your D had finished growing

 

[Deleted member 19157]

arvid the homo who fucks other men in the ass called me gay on vc because i sucked my dick for 10 seconds

 

[Offensive Bias]

arvid the homo who fucks other men in the ass called me gay on vc because i sucked my dick for 10 seconds

That's kind of gay ngl.

 

[Gonthar]

and it felt more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked tbh it was pretty undewhelming
I hope blowjobs aren't that shit IRL

This is gay, in fact it's double-gay because you both sucked and were getting sucked at the same time, it would have been half-gay if another guy was sucking you, or you were sucking another guy.

 

[RAITEIII]

arvid the homo who fucks other men in the ass called me gay on vc because i sucked my dick for 10 seconds

Fr?

 

[Deleted member 19157]

Fr?

yes

 

[Mouthbreath]

And then your cum stayed somewhere in your throat for the next 10 years inhibiting the development of your vocal chords. Which is the reason why you're voicecel

 

[RAITEIII]

cant tell what's real or what's fake with arvid he's a pathological liar with schitzophrenia

What expertise of talking

 

[Deleted member 19157]

What expertise of talking

huh??

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

yeah same

 

[MoggerChad]

Gotta try this

 

[Mewstor95]

i scuk my own dick too, tfw no gf