when i was 7yo, my dumb mom send me to star in a movie

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but first we had to repeat a thousand times on camera: 'Frier, frier Tuck i control you' or so

and the bastards didnt like how i did it

i cried then because i failed xddddd

later the subhumans said they might call me to be a fucking secondary actor who sits under the christmas tree or so

they didnt even do that

 

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this was one the fucking worst defeats in my life.