When I’m a security guard and a nigga starts shooting a mall up and I actually have to protect people instead of just staring at buns all day

[Mogs Me]

@acm

 

[Mogs Me]

Bump @Dashie @Caravan

 

[dbdrFanboy]

What would they even do? They arnt given firearms they just roll around in their scooters

 

[acm]

first ever time i got caught stealing, the nigga who checked my bag must of knew, since he did a deep ass search of it (my bag), when usually they'd just peak in and let u go

 

[Wuzzdio]

What would they even do? They arnt given firearms they just roll around in their scooters

I’m telling you this only one time

Don’t ruin funny threads

 

[Centurion Hunter]

What would they even do? They arnt given firearms they just roll around in their scooters

Mele them with an axe

 

[Mogs Me]

first ever time i got caught stealing, the nigga who checked my bag must of knew, since he did a deep ass search of it (my bag), when usually they'd just peak in and let u go

Security guards when they Lowkey see you putting a ps5 in your ah to sneak it out of the mall but their shift ended 3 minutes ago

 

[acm]

Security guards when they Lowkey see you putting a ps5 in your ah to sneak it out of the mall but their shift ended 3 minutes ago
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when my Samsung breaks and I lowkey need a new phone, so I head off to the Apple store when the security niggas sleeping and smuggle out a fresh iPhone 17 Pro Max

 

[Dashie]

but then my ass realizes i be chilling in the break room checking up the cameras so i lowkey watch fat cheeks get pieced up infront of me and choose which ones de biggest to then go pipe once the whole place aired out

 

[Caravan]

@acm

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When security asks for backup on the speaker and here comes driving in a 5’4 white women so u know u ain’t seeing ur wife tonight

 

[Lankycell]

Just become a cop so you can shoot people for fun and better pay

 

[Lefty Rankin]

@acm

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Just run dude. Your job as a security guard ain't worth the risk of not just using a 90 year old woman as a human shield and getting the fuck out.

 

[karmacitathugmaxx]

Security guards when they Lowkey see you putting a ps5 in your ah to sneak it out of the mall but their shift ended 3 minutes ago
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when the walmart checkout watching me ring up a ps5 as potatoes lowkey remember he dont get paid enough for ts

 

[Jué]

@acm

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