When people ask me how I am doing, my most common answer is "average"

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And sometimes the person asking the question replies "I'm sorry" or something equivalent. WTF? What is bad about being average? Maybe they are so used to people lying to them all the time that they think everyone walks around in a state of nirvana.

Normal people adjust their expectations in life based upon their previous experiences. A pragmatic person recognizes it is impossible to feel "great" all the time. If you feel great all the time then you are just engaging in self deception, and are possibly mentally ill.
 
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I feel shit all the time
 
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you should instead say 'consooming' and they will think you are mind numbingly happy
 
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The reason people ask how you are doing is because they are wondering if any of your organs are failing yet (because you are old as fuck)
 
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Ngl that sounds aspie, just say alright lol.
 
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Also jfl at you if you think you aren't mentally ill :soy:
 
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because they know that you will soon be gone
 
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should be "nothing much"
 
How can you be average when you are rich

If I were rich I'd be happy every day of my life
 
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How can you be average when you are rich

If I were rich I'd be happy every day of my life
I could say something like "average, but I am rich so average for me is still really good"

Unironically, the same empathy addicts that are checked when I say "average", would be triggered if I mentioned that I am rich.
 
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you're supposed to say str8t fye homie fr fr on god
 
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