When was the first time you ever saw a pair of tits in the flesh?

[Lefty Rankin]

Seeing a pair of bare naked female breasts can be a big thing for a young man. The first time I saw a pair was at my uncle and father's birthday bash. My uncle was turning 50 and my father 40. It was a huge party on about 5 acres of lake front. There was tons of food, booze, and a roasted pig. There were two tables filled with jello shots, one marked "Kids" for non alcoholic but kids from 8 and up we're taking the alcoholic ones. Nobody was watching the kids and nobody cared. The 90's and early 2000's were so much better.

Anyways, my aunt has hired a stripper for my uncle as a surprise. When it leaked to him that that's what she'd planned he was furious. My uncle was like the president of some type of management body for the lake we lived on so he put a stop to it. The stripper had probably come from about an hour away though so the show had to go on. My dad took his place.

I forget how the show started but my father was sitting in a chair under a big tent with a crowd surrounding the tent. There were like 12 kids aged 5 and up in the crowd as well, lol. Anyways, the music started and it was a hot Asian stripper. Short but hot with thick black hair and no tattoos if I remember correctly. I was 17 standing there with a beer in my hand staring hard. She took off her top and started grinding on my dad. My father looked so uncomfortable lol. Right then this fucking irritating becky came up and tried talking to me, "Are you James?". I quickly told her "yeah", then snapped back to staring at the hot stripper's tits. Then she's like "I'm so and so...", and I think I completely ignored her because she got angry. She shoved my shoulder, stuck out her hand and said "Hey man, put her there!". I angrily grabbed her hand then curtly turned my body away from her to continue watching the stripper and a lady behind us cackled, "Look at at James. Watching a stripper give a lap dance to his dad." Lol, the becky avoided me for the rest of the night.

"Bitch I'm a 17 year old virgin who's never seen a pair of tits before, and here's a pair right in front of me belonging to a woman who happens to be my exact type. I wouldn't have sex with you on my worst day! Quit fucking talking to me."

My father laughed about it later but was so embarrassed because all the young kids in our family had seen him getting a lap dance.

Good old uncle Steve passed away on the last day of 2023. He had a lot of crazy friends and threw a lot of memorable bashes.

@Vermilioncore
@Jué
@FastBananaCEO
@ScareBot
@TotalFrontier

 

[Draak77]

Never

 

[htautist]

Seeing a pair of bare naked female breasts can be a big thing for a young man. The first time I saw a pair was at my uncle and father's birthday bash. My uncle was turning 50 and my father 40. It was a huge party on about 5 acres of lake front. There was tons of food, booze, and a roasted pig. There were two tables filled with jello shots, one marked "Kids" for non alcoholic but kids from 8 and up were taking the alcoholic ones. Nobody was watching the kids and nobody cared. The 90's and early 2000's were so much better.

Anyways, my aunt has hired a stripper for my uncle as a surprise. When it leaked to him that that's what she'd planned he was furious. My uncle was like the president of some type of management body for the lake we lived on so he put a stop to it. The stripper had probably come from about an hour away though so the show had to go on. My dad took his place.

I forget how the show started but my father was sitting in a chair under a big tent with a crowd surrounding the tent. There were like 12 kids aged 5 and up in the crowd as well, lol. Anyways, the music started and it was a hot Asian stripper. Short but hot with thick black hair and no tattoos if I remember correctly. I was 17 standing there with a beer in my hand staring hard. She took off her top and started grinding on my dad. My father looked so uncomfortable lol. Right then this fucking irritating becky came up and tried talking to me, "Are you James?". I quickly told her "yeah", then snapped back to staring at the hot stripper's tits. Then she's like "I'm so and so...", and I think I completely ignored her because she got angry. She shoved my shoulder, stuck out her hand and said "Hey man, put her there!". I angrily grabbed her hand then curtly turned my body away from her to continue watching the stripper and a lady behind us cackled, "Look at at James. Watching a stripper give a lap dance to his dad." Lol, the becky avoided me for the rest of the night.

"Bitch I'm a 17 year old virgin who's never seen a pair of tits before, and here's a pair right in front of me belonging to a woman who happens to be my exact type. I wouldn't have sex with you on my worst day! Quit fucking talking to me."

My father laughed about it later but was so embarrassed because all the young kids in our family had seen him getting a lap dance.

Good old uncle Steve passed away on the last day of 2023. He had a lot of crazy friends and threw a lot of memorable bashes.

@Vermilioncore
@Jué
@FastBananaCEO
@ScareBot
@TotalFrontier

Zero stories jfl

 

[trvechud]

Seeing a pair of bare naked female breasts can be a big thing for a young man. The first time I saw a pair was at my uncle and father's birthday bash. My uncle was turning 50 and my father 40. It was a huge party on about 5 acres of lake front. There was tons of food, booze, and a roasted pig. There were two tables filled with jello shots, one marked "Kids" for non alcoholic but kids from 8 and up we're taking the alcoholic ones. Nobody was watching the kids and nobody cared. The 90's and early 2000's were so much better.

Anyways, my aunt has hired a stripper for my uncle as a surprise. When it leaked to him that that's what she'd planned he was furious. My uncle was like the president of some type of management body for the lake we lived on so he put a stop to it. The stripper had probably come from about an hour away though so the show had to go on. My dad took his place.

I forget how the show started but my father was sitting in a chair under a big tent with a crowd surrounding the tent. There were like 12 kids aged 5 and up in the crowd as well, lol. Anyways, the music started and it was a hot Asian stripper. Short but hot with thick black hair and no tattoos if I remember correctly. I was 17 standing there with a beer in my hand staring hard. She took off her top and started grinding on my dad. My father looked so uncomfortable lol. Right then this fucking irritating becky came up and tried talking to me, "Are you James?". I quickly told her "yeah", then snapped back to staring at the hot stripper's tits. Then she's like "I'm so and so...", and I think I completely ignored her because she got angry. She shoved my shoulder, stuck out her hand and said "Hey man, put her there!". I angrily grabbed her hand then curtly turned my body away from her to continue watching the stripper and a lady behind us cackled, "Look at at James. Watching a stripper give a lap dance to his dad." Lol, the becky avoided me for the rest of the night.

"Bitch I'm a 17 year old virgin who's never seen a pair of tits before, and here's a pair right in front of me belonging to a woman who happens to be my exact type. I wouldn't have sex with you on my worst day! Quit fucking talking to me."

My father laughed about it later but was so embarrassed because all the young kids in our family had seen him getting a lap dance.

Good old uncle Steve passed away on the last day of 2023. He had a lot of crazy friends and threw a lot of memorable bashes.

@Vermilioncore
@Jué
@FastBananaCEO
@ScareBot
@TotalFrontier

Did you touch them

 

[StacySexuaI]

I was gonna jester about it, but it's legit so crazy to think I have never actually seen female boobs irl at 23yo. That's gotta be a unique life experience jfl.

 

[lastredeemer]

Did you blow a load in your aunts panties after?

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Did you touch them

Nah

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Did you blow a load in your aunts panties after?

No, she's never been attractive to me.

 

[romanstock]

18 at a strip club.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

18 at a strip club.

I never went. Had the chance with a group of other young pals in the Air Force but I was on restriction and found it hard to be away from the base. One of the young guys in our dorm was kind of like Butters from South Park. His expression was priceless I hear. It would have been fun to have gone.

 

[romanstock]

I never went. Had the chance with a group of other young pals in the Air Force but I was on restriction and found it hard to be away from the base. One of the young guys in our dorm was kind of like Butters from South Park. His expression was priceless I hear. It would have been fun to have gone.

It sucked. I don't like whores. I only like beautiful highschool girls.

 

[grilldaddy❤️]

Wow I’m still yet to see any

 

[Lefty Rankin]

It sucked. I don't like whores. I only like beautiful highschool girls.

High school girls aren't something I stayed around too long after high school except when I was a teacher. Chinese girls in their bland school uniforms, identical haircuts and little red sashes were never enticing for me. I'll see some hot little whores from time to time that would make me want to bust a nut by the way they move and dress Though it's no different with them and any other woman who's hot. They wouldn't be making my dick any harder if I were to start beating it and thinking about them because their so young. It's all about thinking about the time, the place, the girl, and the interaction leading up sex with the girl that makes it hot or not. She could be young and she could be old.

If you can't fuck 18 year old girls and get it out of your system you should immediately kill that desire you have. It's not gonna lead you anywhere but growing older while staring out the window at something that wouldn't even be good for you to have if you could. I'm telling you now, you don't want no girl in today's world for any kind of long term thing who's below the age of 28 when you're 35 yourself. You can dream all you want about something that could start off good which can never endure, but it's really really bad for you. Terrible for your life.

You have to be practical and cast out anything that you know can never be anything but pipe dream. Just be real, recignize all of them, and throw them all away. It's as simple as that. Anything that cannot bear fruit. It can be done, and when you do it new doors will open up because your prospective will broaden as time goes on.

Just as when you were a kid and your taste buds changed over the years your tastes for the things in this life can and should develop and change. Sadly though they can also just stay fixed on useless things and never grow. There's so many useless things these days. You're in my generation and it seems that's been the case for so many of us. Men in Western countries don't have a chance to develop their tastes and interests, or broaden their outlooks.

It's very sad. You must change.

 

[pope]

when i was 5

 

[luca_.]

So that’s why you’re so messed up

 

[sub5outsider]

I saw one of my aunts huge tits when i was 8 or 9 when she was breast feeding her child those are my first memories of tits .

 

[AustrianMogger]

Seeing a pair of bare naked female breasts can be a big thing for a young man. The first time I saw a pair was at my uncle and father's birthday bash. My uncle was turning 50 and my father 40. It was a huge party on about 5 acres of lake front. There was tons of food, booze, and a roasted pig. There were two tables filled with jello shots, one marked "Kids" for non alcoholic but kids from 8 and up we're taking the alcoholic ones. Nobody was watching the kids and nobody cared. The 90's and early 2000's were so much better.

Anyways, my aunt has hired a stripper for my uncle as a surprise. When it leaked to him that that's what she'd planned he was furious. My uncle was like the president of some type of management body for the lake we lived on so he put a stop to it. The stripper had probably come from about an hour away though so the show had to go on. My dad took his place.

I forget how the show started but my father was sitting in a chair under a big tent with a crowd surrounding the tent. There were like 12 kids aged 5 and up in the crowd as well, lol. Anyways, the music started and it was a hot Asian stripper. Short but hot with thick black hair and no tattoos if I remember correctly. I was 17 standing there with a beer in my hand staring hard. She took off her top and started grinding on my dad. My father looked so uncomfortable lol. Right then this fucking irritating becky came up and tried talking to me, "Are you James?". I quickly told her "yeah", then snapped back to staring at the hot stripper's tits. Then she's like "I'm so and so...", and I think I completely ignored her because she got angry. She shoved my shoulder, stuck out her hand and said "Hey man, put her there!". I angrily grabbed her hand then curtly turned my body away from her to continue watching the stripper and a lady behind us cackled, "Look at at James. Watching a stripper give a lap dance to his dad." Lol, the becky avoided me for the rest of the night.

"Bitch I'm a 17 year old virgin who's never seen a pair of tits before, and here's a pair right in front of me belonging to a woman who happens to be my exact type. I wouldn't have sex with you on my worst day! Quit fucking talking to me."

My father laughed about it later but was so embarrassed because all the young kids in our family had seen him getting a lap dance.

Good old uncle Steve passed away on the last day of 2023. He had a lot of crazy friends and threw a lot of memorable bashes.

@Vermilioncore
@Jué
@FastBananaCEO
@ScareBot
@TotalFrontier

Probably at some beach`?

 

[samz]

I was gonna jester about it, but it's legit so crazy to think I have never actually seen female boobs irl at 23yo. That's gotta be a unique life experience jfl.

It probably isn't anyway

 

[samz]

High school girls aren't something I stayed around too long after high school except when I was a teacher. Chinese girls in their bland school uniforms, identical haircuts and little red sashes were never enticing for me. I'll see some hot little whores from time to time that would make me want to bust a nut by the way they move and dress Though it's no different with them and any other woman who's hot. They wouldn't be making my dick any harder if I were to start beating it and thinking about them because their so young. It's all about thinking about the time, the place, the girl, and the interaction leading up sex with the girl that makes it hot or not. She could be young and she could be old.

If you can't fuck 18 year old girls and get it out of your system you should immediately kill that desire you have. It's not gonna lead you anywhere but growing older while staring out the window at something that wouldn't even be good for you to have if you could. I'm telling you now, you don't want no girl in today's world for any kind of long term thing who's below the age of 28 when you're 35 yourself. You can dream all you want about something that could start off good which can never endure, but it's really really bad for you. Terrible for your life.

You have to be practical and cast out anything that you know can never be anything but pipe dream. Just be real, recignize all of them, and throw them all away. It's as simple as that. Anything that cannot bear fruit. It can be done, and when you do it new doors will open up because your prospective will broaden as time goes on.

Just as when you were a kid and your taste buds changed over the years your tastes for the things in this life can and should develop and change. Sadly though they can also just stay fixed on useless things and never grow. There's so many useless things these days. You're in my generation and it seems that's been the case for so many of us. Men in Western countries don't have a chance to develop their tastes and interests, or broaden their outlooks.

It's very sad. You must change.

Yes you must change and reach chadlite and become 6'8

 

[browncurrycel]

 

[Lefty Rankin]

when i was 5

It's common. But I'm talking about an adult female breast, just in case you didn't know.

 

[pope]

It's common. But I'm talking about an adult female breast, just in case you didn't know.

lol i saw adult female breasts

 

[Lefty Rankin]

So that’s why you’re so messed up

Oh dude! That's not messed up at all. You just don't know. Shit like that used to be normal and in many countries it still is today. In places where teenagers are way less degenerate and confused. Things used to be fun but now they're all careful and strict. Everybody's nervous all the time. It's terrible.

You've grown up in a time and place where you've been conditioned to have a twisted outlook about what's fucked up and what's not

@romanstock
@Vermilioncore
@RichmondBread
@OldRooster
@Chinacurry

Please tell me what I'm saying is not true.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Probably at some beach`?

German. Better than USA but still sucks.

 

[luca_.]

Oh dude! That's not messed up at all. You just don't know. Shit like that used to be normal and in many countries it still is today. In places where teenagers are way less degenerate and confused. Things used to be fun but now they're all careful and strict. Everybody's nervous all the time. It's terrible.

You've grown up in a time and place where you've been conditioned to have a twisted outlook about what's fucked up and what's not

@romanstock
@Vermilioncore
@RichmondBread
@OldRooster
@Chinacurry

Please tell me what I'm saying is not true.

Im scared of seeing you in my bedroom window at 3 am

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Yes you must change and reach chadlite and become 6'8

Not so true. Depends on you. Unless you dumb and incredibly ugly.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Im scared of seeing you in my bedroom window at 3 am

I can look incredibly nice and inviting as well)))

 

[Gonthar]

Lol, in my country it's not uncommon for women to sometimes go topless at the beach, so I saw naked breasts since I was a kid, it didn't seem anything unusual...

 

[got.daim]

Seeing a pair of bare naked female breasts can be a big thing for a young man. The first time I saw a pair was at my uncle and father's birthday bash. My uncle was turning 50 and my father 40. It was a huge party on about 5 acres of lake front. There was tons of food, booze, and a roasted pig. There were two tables filled with jello shots, one marked "Kids" for non alcoholic but kids from 8 and up we're taking the alcoholic ones. Nobody was watching the kids and nobody cared. The 90's and early 2000's were so much better.

Anyways, my aunt has hired a stripper for my uncle as a surprise. When it leaked to him that that's what she'd planned he was furious. My uncle was like the president of some type of management body for the lake we lived on so he put a stop to it. The stripper had probably come from about an hour away though so the show had to go on. My dad took his place.

I forget how the show started but my father was sitting in a chair under a big tent with a crowd surrounding the tent. There were like 12 kids aged 5 and up in the crowd as well, lol. Anyways, the music started and it was a hot Asian stripper. Short but hot with thick black hair and no tattoos if I remember correctly. I was 17 standing there with a beer in my hand staring hard. She took off her top and started grinding on my dad. My father looked so uncomfortable lol. Right then this fucking irritating becky came up and tried talking to me, "Are you James?". I quickly told her "yeah", then snapped back to staring at the hot stripper's tits. Then she's like "I'm so and so...", and I think I completely ignored her because she got angry. She shoved my shoulder, stuck out her hand and said "Hey man, put her there!". I angrily grabbed her hand then curtly turned my body away from her to continue watching the stripper and a lady behind us cackled, "Look at at James. Watching a stripper give a lap dance to his dad." Lol, the becky avoided me for the rest of the night.

"Bitch I'm a 17 year old virgin who's never seen a pair of tits before, and here's a pair right in front of me belonging to a woman who happens to be my exact type. I wouldn't have sex with you on my worst day! Quit fucking talking to me."

My father laughed about it later but was so embarrassed because all the young kids in our family had seen him getting a lap dance.

Good old uncle Steve passed away on the last day of 2023. He had a lot of crazy friends and threw a lot of memorable bashes.

@Vermilioncore
@Jué
@FastBananaCEO
@ScareBot
@TotalFrontier

tldr?

 

[samz]

Not so true. Depends on you. Unless you dumb and incredibly ugly.

I am dumb and incredible ugly so yes bro

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Lol, in my country it's not uncommon for women to sometimes go topless at the beach, so I saw naked breasts since I was a kid, it didn't seem anything unusual...

It's nice. But then again AI like the breasts being hidden. They're more tantalizing whenever they do come out if you're not used to seeing them. And I would never even let my wife wear it daughters wear a bikini at the beach or pool, let alone go around topless.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

tldr?

I don't know how to do all that. My lazy braid don't think that way. I write, try to proofread, and post. Read it if you like.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I am dumb and incredible ugly so yes bro

Bet you can play with minds and hold intrigue though. Get out there and volunteer for 3 months. Press through it even though you won't feel any different, accomplish anything or learn shit. The learning will come from the dwelling upon it that begins to occur around 2 months after it's over, and it will continue throughout their life. You're more than what you think you're worth, I promise you that.

Most young men just need a kickstart of experience to draw on. Do what I said. You gotta really think outside the box. And I'm not talking this goofy redpill shit you now see on YouTube.

 

[samz]

Bet you can play with minds and hold intrigue though. Get out there and volunteer for 3 months. Press through it even though you won't feel any different, accomplish anything or learn shit. The learning will come from the dwelling upon it that begins to occur around 2 months after it's over, and it will continue throughout their life. You're more than what you think you're worth, I promise you that.

Most young men just need a kickstart of experience to draw on. Do what I said. You gotta really think outside the box. And I'm not talking this goofy redpill shit you now see on YouTube.

Thanks man I appreciate the words of wisdom. You sound like a very wise old man. Kinda like dumbledore

 

[5'7" 3/4s]

i want to throw these types of parties with my family when im older

thanks for sharing

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Thanks man I appreciate the words of wisdom. You sound like a very wise old man. Kinda like dumbledore

I'm fucking retarded in other ways but have learned to adapt.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

i want to throw these types of parties with my family when im older

thanks for sharing

Hopefully you can.

 

[Vermilioncore]

I don’t know about tits but first time I saw pussy was when I was 5 years old. My neighbor Sara was 6. Let’s just say she was a lost soul already at that age and I became a certified cat eater at age 5.

 

[Jatt]

Seeing a pair of bare naked female breasts can be a big thing for a young man. The first time I saw a pair was at my uncle and father's birthday bash. My uncle was turning 50 and my father 40. It was a huge party on about 5 acres of lake front. There was tons of food, booze, and a roasted pig. There were two tables filled with jello shots, one marked "Kids" for non alcoholic but kids from 8 and up we're taking the alcoholic ones. Nobody was watching the kids and nobody cared. The 90's and early 2000's were so much better.

Anyways, my aunt has hired a stripper for my uncle as a surprise. When it leaked to him that that's what she'd planned he was furious. My uncle was like the president of some type of management body for the lake we lived on so he put a stop to it. The stripper had probably come from about an hour away though so the show had to go on. My dad took his place.

I forget how the show started but my father was sitting in a chair under a big tent with a crowd surrounding the tent. There were like 12 kids aged 5 and up in the crowd as well, lol. Anyways, the music started and it was a hot Asian stripper. Short but hot with thick black hair and no tattoos if I remember correctly. I was 17 standing there with a beer in my hand staring hard. She took off her top and started grinding on my dad. My father looked so uncomfortable lol. Right then this fucking irritating becky came up and tried talking to me, "Are you James?". I quickly told her "yeah", then snapped back to staring at the hot stripper's tits. Then she's like "I'm so and so...", and I think I completely ignored her because she got angry. She shoved my shoulder, stuck out her hand and said "Hey man, put her there!". I angrily grabbed her hand then curtly turned my body away from her to continue watching the stripper and a lady behind us cackled, "Look at at James. Watching a stripper give a lap dance to his dad." Lol, the becky avoided me for the rest of the night.

"Bitch I'm a 17 year old virgin who's never seen a pair of tits before, and here's a pair right in front of me belonging to a woman who happens to be my exact type. I wouldn't have sex with you on my worst day! Quit fucking talking to me."

My father laughed about it later but was so embarrassed because all the young kids in our family had seen him getting a lap dance.

Good old uncle Steve passed away on the last day of 2023. He had a lot of crazy friends and threw a lot of memorable bashes.

@Vermilioncore
@Jué
@FastBananaCEO
@ScareBot
@TotalFrontier

June 3rd 2025

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I don’t know about tits but first time I saw pussy was when I was 5 years old. My neighbor Sara was 6. Let’s just say she was a lost soul already at that age and I became a certified cat eater at age 5.

Doesn't really count. I saw all my mother's friend's daughter Courtney's bits when we bathed together when we were three.

 

[RichmondBread]

Oh dude! That's not messed up at all. You just don't know. Shit like that used to be normal and in many countries it still is today. In places where teenagers are way less degenerate and confused. Things used to be fun but now they're all careful and strict. Everybody's nervous all the time. It's terrible.

You've grown up in a time and place where you've been conditioned to have a twisted outlook about what's fucked up and what's not

@romanstock
@Vermilioncore
@RichmondBread
@OldRooster
@Chinacurry

Please tell me what I'm saying is not true.

Nope