When you shoot yourself as a self hating ethnic but Gengar brings up dry ear wax

[Mogs Me]

@acm @TechnoBoss @Ghost Philosophy[/USER]

 

[acm]

@acm @techno boss @Ghost Philosophy

the dry ear wax will absorb the speed of the bullet, obviously

 

[karmacitathugmaxx]

ngl i didn't get this one

 

[ccwb]

the dry ear wax will absorb the speed of the bullet, obviously

Then it won’t enter and gengar is there to save the day

 

[acm]

Then it won’t enter and gengar is there to save the day

then by the time the bullet has actually reached inside your skull, the earwax has already stopped it in place so you lowkey just take the bullet out and practice picking it up with chopsticks to impress your ricebunny gf's family next time you visit

 

[ccwb]

W

then by the time the bullet has actually reached inside your skull, the earwax has already stopped it in place so you lowkey just take the bullet out and practice picking it up with chopsticks to impress your ricebunny gf's family next time you visit

Insane cognition imagination ability

 

[Mogs Me]

the dry ear wax will absorb the speed of the bullet, obviously

When a robber tries to rob you with a gun but you just sprint towards him so he can shoot you knowing the dry ear wax will stop it and create a hole in your ear

So you can use it to tuck your ear whole ear in it when Gengar starts rambling about it again.

ngl i didn't get this one

Just search dry ear wax by Gengar

 

[Darkskin Ethnic]

LMAO

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

@acm @TechnoBoss @Ghost Philosophy[/USER]

I mean.. the argument only works if you’re East Asian. But then again, not all East Asians have it. For Koreans, it’s like 100%. For Japanese people, it’s like 60% and for Chinese people, it’s like 80%. I could be wrong about the numbers but for Korean people, it’s absolutely at 100%.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

ngl i didn't get this one

East Asians are known for having dry earwax. This means they produce little to no body odor. They don’t need deodorants. Shit’s so cool.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

LMAO

I mean, the argument doesn’t work for the majority of South Asians. You most likely have wet earwax, like Europeans and Africans. Native Americans/Central Asians have it 50/50. Although some Europeans have it as well, but it’s very uncommon.

 

[dhusc]

ngl i didn't get this one

basically east asians don’t stink because they lack ABCC11, which makes them have dry earwax n non stinky pits, so basically when they attempt to kill themselves the dry earwax absorbs the force of the bullet and thus saves them