WHEN YOUR UMBILICAL CORD WAS CUT DETERMINES WHETHER U WILL BECOME CHAD

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The title was just to get ur attention. Basically it's really bad for you to have the umbilical chord cut before it's finished pumping the blood into the babies body. It's just common sense really. I can't believe people think it's normal to cut it early.
 
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Yeah, makes sense, also, if you supply a pregnant mother with enough pregnenolone, t3, sugar and salt, odds are that the baby will come out smart and healthy, maybe even as a "Chad"
 
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nobody cuts it while it's still pumping blood
 
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i was literally strangled by my umbilical cord they had to do a c section :feelswhy:
 
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cuz it would spray blood all over the fucking room wtf
Thats what I would've thought so ye I hope that you are right
 
Just wait until you learn how beneficial and important the foreskin is.
 
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@kjsbdfiusdf @AlwaysHaveQuestions @MyAssStinksLikeShit @Gad funny how? Genuinely?
 
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@kjsbdfiusdf @AlwaysHaveQuestions @MyAssStinksLikeShit @Gad funny how? Genuinely?
I just pictured subhuman incel's avi in my mind
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when imagining an incel baby because of the cord stuff
 
Yeah, we had the delayed clamping.
Did the doctors have it delayed or if no one said anything would they have done it straight away?
 
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Water to me. Some dont know.
 
Imagine roping in the womb with the very cord that gives you life. Damn :hnghn:
 
Did the doctors have it delayed or if no one said anything would they have done it straight away?
No, they asked me if I wanted it delayed before she went into labor. Everything happened so fast, but I remember the cord being white when I cut it.
 
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No, they asked me if I wanted it delayed before she went into labor. Everything happened so fast, but I remember the cord being white when I cut it.
Good. :Comfy:
 
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