Where the fuck could a nigga possibly hear this

[Banned User]

 

[anondude]

He made it up that’s how

 

[TheGreatDetective]

That nigga gotta be top 3 most autistic users on the forum

 

[The Hatman]

Dawg.

 

[BigBallsLarry]

back in my first relationship i remember i first heard my girl fart after 2 YEARS and was genuinely flabbergasted, i was 100% sure they weren't able to do it but then she rips out a bomb and it's like my ears heard a sound that they have never heard before

 

[BigBallsLarry]

back in my first relationship i remember i first heard my girl fart after 2 YEARS and was genuinely flabbergasted, i was 100% sure they weren't able to do it but then she rips out a bomb and it's like my ears heard a sound that they have never heard before

speaking of, here's another story

i was once at her house and we fell asleep in her bed and woke up around 2-3 hours later and i didnt know her parents were at home, so as usual i go outside the room to rip out a fart as to not smell out the room we're in and i go out and unironically send out an atom bomb of a fucking fart and i turn around and her parents are staring right at my fucking face bro

worst experience ever i swear, i never farted in her house after that day