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Christian Bale's a British wanker. Of course, that motherfucker had to go! The fuck out of our country too, faggot!
I would've used Matthew Perry to play Bruce Wayne, though.
I'm not explaining why he would've fit the character perfectly. Trust me! I'm right about this.
Second, Lex Luther. Why the fuck did they throw that talentless, cringy little faggot actor into the movie? Hmm, did it have anything to do with his bloodline?
I would've used Walter White for that role. He would've suited it P-E-R-F-E-C-T-L-Y.
The Flash actor, come on? The fuck is up with this "Jewish" obsession with those people? Assign the proper actor to the proper character, retards!
I would've used a girl to play The Flash. Perhaps, Nozomi Sasaki:
Wonder Woman, here we go again! Another Jew. SMH. I would've used Rachel Brosnahan:
The Plot:
Bruce Wayne's pissed off that Clark and General Zod committed a 9/11 terrorist act upon his city. He wants that motherfucker in his bat cave! He wants his cape so he can fly too — not knowing the cape is just a cape. But mainly, he wants those red laser eyes. He and his geriatric gimp devised the plan. "Bruce, baby," the butler said. "Kidnapping the man of steel, then cutting his eyes out of his head and inserting them into your eye sockets—did you stop taking your medicine again?"
"I want his fucking eyes!" Bruce demanded.
Bruce later investigates the flying dude. Princess Diana is also investigating the man of steel because, well, those eyes! The fuck you think? She, too, wants them.
Meanwhile, Lex Luther is finishing up a batch of Big Blue and decides, "I'm tired of Breaking Bad, I wanna Break Evil." So he gathers together villains, devilish scientists, and computer hackers to find out everything about everything ... including Superman's real identity, along with Batty and Thong Woman's. Wonder Woman's suit is a one-piece thong. Her tits flop out during must-see fights.
Finally, Batty confronts Superman and tells him while holding a pair of pliers, "I want those eyes!" The great battle begins.
Meanwhile, Lex is strapping Lois Lane to a railroad track. He takes a selfie of himself with her in the background. He sends it to Clark along with the message, "Heads up!"
Superman gets the alert from his iPhone 13. He tells Batty, "Hold up, let me see what this is about." The Bat fetish nods and takes a break. He sips from his black water bottle while breathing heavily. Ugh. Old age will do that.
Superman sees Lois's neck over a railroad track. Another image text manifests — the front of a train in the distance, along with the message, "Either her or the Batman, your pick. Ha ha." Then another text, "Ha ha ha ha hahajahsha."
Quickly, he texts Lex back with super speed, "I prefer Jimmy Olsen. Lois is just some annoying coworker."
Lex shakes his head while he reads the reply. He shouts, "Damn it, he's Woke! Why didn't I see that one coming?"
Blah blah blah, Lane is beheaded by Amtrak — Wonder Woman fights a Brazilian hooker as both of their tits flop out — Flash is running on a treadmill at Planet Fitness — Aquaman is tossing a snorkeler out of the water at a beach like dolphins do to baby porpoises — and we see a bubble in the sky. A scene manifests inside that thick glob. It's TV's Flash and Superman's Tom Welling, flying toward us. TO BE CONTINUED.
No Doomsday! He comes last ... ten more movies last.
I would've used Matthew Perry to play Bruce Wayne, though.
I'm not explaining why he would've fit the character perfectly. Trust me! I'm right about this.
Second, Lex Luther. Why the fuck did they throw that talentless, cringy little faggot actor into the movie? Hmm, did it have anything to do with his bloodline?
I would've used Walter White for that role. He would've suited it P-E-R-F-E-C-T-L-Y.
The Flash actor, come on? The fuck is up with this "Jewish" obsession with those people? Assign the proper actor to the proper character, retards!
I would've used a girl to play The Flash. Perhaps, Nozomi Sasaki:
Wonder Woman, here we go again! Another Jew. SMH. I would've used Rachel Brosnahan:
The Plot:
Bruce Wayne's pissed off that Clark and General Zod committed a 9/11 terrorist act upon his city. He wants that motherfucker in his bat cave! He wants his cape so he can fly too — not knowing the cape is just a cape. But mainly, he wants those red laser eyes. He and his geriatric gimp devised the plan. "Bruce, baby," the butler said. "Kidnapping the man of steel, then cutting his eyes out of his head and inserting them into your eye sockets—did you stop taking your medicine again?"
"I want his fucking eyes!" Bruce demanded.
Bruce later investigates the flying dude. Princess Diana is also investigating the man of steel because, well, those eyes! The fuck you think? She, too, wants them.
Meanwhile, Lex Luther is finishing up a batch of Big Blue and decides, "I'm tired of Breaking Bad, I wanna Break Evil." So he gathers together villains, devilish scientists, and computer hackers to find out everything about everything ... including Superman's real identity, along with Batty and Thong Woman's. Wonder Woman's suit is a one-piece thong. Her tits flop out during must-see fights.
Finally, Batty confronts Superman and tells him while holding a pair of pliers, "I want those eyes!" The great battle begins.
Meanwhile, Lex is strapping Lois Lane to a railroad track. He takes a selfie of himself with her in the background. He sends it to Clark along with the message, "Heads up!"
Superman gets the alert from his iPhone 13. He tells Batty, "Hold up, let me see what this is about." The Bat fetish nods and takes a break. He sips from his black water bottle while breathing heavily. Ugh. Old age will do that.
Superman sees Lois's neck over a railroad track. Another image text manifests — the front of a train in the distance, along with the message, "Either her or the Batman, your pick. Ha ha." Then another text, "Ha ha ha ha hahajahsha."
Quickly, he texts Lex back with super speed, "I prefer Jimmy Olsen. Lois is just some annoying coworker."
Lex shakes his head while he reads the reply. He shouts, "Damn it, he's Woke! Why didn't I see that one coming?"
Blah blah blah, Lane is beheaded by Amtrak — Wonder Woman fights a Brazilian hooker as both of their tits flop out — Flash is running on a treadmill at Planet Fitness — Aquaman is tossing a snorkeler out of the water at a beach like dolphins do to baby porpoises — and we see a bubble in the sky. A scene manifests inside that thick glob. It's TV's Flash and Superman's Tom Welling, flying toward us. TO BE CONTINUED.
No Doomsday! He comes last ... ten more movies last.