Where to get chicks. (For Incels)

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Basically the best way to talk to chicks is getting in a position where you need to talk to them and not cold approach. Ex. A job

DISCLAIMER: Will NOT work if your sub 3. Unless you do the 6th option mentioned which still may not work but worth a shot. Sub 5's proceed with caution and aim for people on your level.

1. A job.
IMO the best place to talk to girls is a job since most of the time you're going to have to interact with your coworkers or help customers out depending on what you do.
PROS: No cold approach, you work with them so you need to interact, its pretty easy.
CONS: You screw up and you have to still interact with them since its your job.

2. School
Another easy one, Just make sure your not a complete loser and you should be okay. Group projects, your close to everyone, same age group.
PROS: Not weird if you approach, If you have any friends, you'll know whos dating and whos not.
CONS: If your a complete loser then you'll just get rumors spread about you. If something bad happens it spreads crazy.

3. School event
Very safe option, lots of space to play around with and its supposed to be a place of socializing.
Examples: Sports game, Afterschool Club, ETC.
PROS: Can be lots of people that you haven't met before since you have different classes
CONS: Can be a bunch of friend groups that you aren't apart of. Somewhat of a cold approach.

4. Public Social areas/Vacation
Bar, Club, Arcade, Trampoline park, Cruise,
PROS: Very low risk since you can get rejected and never see them again, Not weird to approach honestly.
CONS: You dont know these people very well so be cautious if they have any problems like aids. No reason to talk to you but most people really arent that rude unless your hideous.

5.Public space.
Definitely starting to get riskier/more weird if your chopped cheese or dont know how to interact with women.
Mall, Library, Park, Retailer.
PROS: Like before, Rejection and you wont see them again. Bunch of birds everywhere.
CONS: Cold approaching. Need to know how to set up and continue convo. They aren't there to talk to people most of the time.

6. FINAL OPTION: Sex offender registry, Massage parlor, 304
If your really desperate to just get into the action without talking or just being honest then try it in the order thats said. First RSO (Registered Sex Offender), then Massage parlor (Use rub maps) and your final option at all times is a 304/street prostitute. USE WITH CAUTION, MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT THE RSO DID BEFOREHAND.
PROS: You get laid, No strings attached (Unless you get attached then your just a cuck bro), No judgement zone since they've probably dealt with worse/Same level.
CONS: STD, STIS, Diseases, Not ethical at all, Costs money (Unless RSO most of the time), can be unsafe if your a retard.

This may sound like useless information for most of you but from being here for a month I've realized theres a bunch of real incels on here that don't know shit about women and I wanted to actually make a useful post. No judgement, this is just to help those out who truly know nothing. This is a real guide I made in like 20 minutes so this is my first high effort post. Thanks for reading and if you like this guide I can make more in the future about other topics relating / not relating to this. Just lmk 👀👀
 
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Off topic but I see u alot in general chit-chat
 
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1. A job.
IMO the best place to talk to girls is a job since most of the time you're going to have to interact with your coworkers or help customers out depending on what you do.
PROS: No cold approach, you work with them so you need to interact, its pretty easy.
CONS: You screw up and you have to still interact with them since its your job.
Do not shit where you eat. Dating coworkers always ends in diseaster
 
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Dnr, just be chad:feelshmm:
 
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Off topic but I see u alot in general chit-chat
Yeah I've mostly just been messing around. Wanted to actually contribute something serious to this forum. I Like talking to you guys.
 
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Basically the best way to talk to chicks is getting in a position where you need to talk to them and not cold approach. Ex. A job

DISCLAIMER: Will NOT work if your sub 3. Unless you do the 6th option mentioned which still may not work but worth a shot. Sub 5's proceed with caution and aim for people on your level.

1. A job.
IMO the best place to talk to girls is a job since most of the time you're going to have to interact with your coworkers or help customers out depending on what you do.
PROS: No cold approach, you work with them so you need to interact, its pretty easy.
CONS: You screw up and you have to still interact with them since its your job.

2. School
Another easy one, Just make sure your not a complete loser and you should be okay. Group projects, your close to everyone, same age group.
PROS: Not weird if you approach, If you have any friends, you'll know whos dating and whos not.
CONS: If your a complete loser then you'll just get rumors spread about you. If something bad happens it spreads crazy.

3. School event
Very safe option, lots of space to play around with and its supposed to be a place of socializing.
Examples: Sports game, Afterschool Club, ETC.
PROS: Can be lots of people that you haven't met before since you have different classes
CONS: Can be a bunch of friend groups that you aren't apart of. Somewhat of a cold approach.

4. Public Social areas/Vacation
Bar, Club, Arcade, Trampoline park, Cruise,
PROS: Very low risk since you can get rejected and never see them again, Not weird to approach honestly.
CONS: You dont know these people very well so be cautious if they have any problems like aids. No reason to talk to you but most people really arent that rude unless your hideous.

5.Public space.
Definitely starting to get riskier/more weird if your chopped cheese or dont know how to interact with women.
Mall, Library, Park, Retailer.
PROS: Like before, Rejection and you wont see them again. Bunch of birds everywhere.
CONS: Cold approaching. Need to know how to set up and continue convo. They aren't there to talk to people most of the time.

6. FINAL OPTION: Sex offender registry, Massage parlor, 304
If your really desperate to just get into the action without talking or just being honest then try it in the order thats said. First RSO (Registered Sex Offender), then Massage parlor (Use rub maps) and your final option at all times is a 304/street prostitute. USE WITH CAUTION, MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT THE RSO DID BEFOREHAND.
PROS: You get laid, No strings attached (Unless you get attached then your just a cuck bro), No judgement zone since they've probably dealt with worse/Same level.
CONS: STD, STIS, Diseases, Not ethical at all, Costs money (Unless RSO most of the time), can be unsafe if your a retard.

This may sound like useless information for most of you but from being here for a month I've realized theres a bunch of real incels on here that don't know shit about women and I wanted to actually make a useful post. No judgement, this is just to help those out who truly know nothing. This is a real guide I made in like 20 minutes so this is my first high effort post. Thanks for reading and if you like this guide I can make more in the future about other topics relating / not relating to this. Just lmk 👀👀
6 is skill based matchmaking
 
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sex offender registry might be the method for male hypergamy, im sure theres some HTBs on there not allowed within 300ft of a school
 
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sex offender registry might be the method for male hypergamy, im sure theres some HTBs on there not allowed within 300ft of a school
Very high iq take, I didn't even think of that. Great point Luuk.
 
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They're all old and ugly I've tried
you just gotta look back every few weeks. or go scouting in their neighborhoods but thats kinda risky imo.
 
Do not shit where you eat. Dating coworkers always ends in diseaster
This is true when you’re like 30 with a real career but if you’re like 16 working at McDonald’s I think you should shoot your shot
 
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This is true when you’re like 30 with a real career but if you’re like 16 working at McDonald’s I think you should shoot your shot
100% agree with you since its very low risk depending on the job. if your a teen doing something that isn't longterm then this is the best strat.
 
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Do not shit where you eat. Dating coworkers always ends in diseaster
only if you have a professional career you cant afford to lose
absolutely shag your coworker at your service job. try not to at an office job
 
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Basically the best way to talk to chicks is getting in a position where you need to talk to them and not cold approach. Ex. A job

DISCLAIMER: Will NOT work if your sub 3. Unless you do the 6th option mentioned which still may not work but worth a shot. Sub 5's proceed with caution and aim for people on your level.

1. A job.
IMO the best place to talk to girls is a job since most of the time you're going to have to interact with your coworkers or help customers out depending on what you do.
PROS: No cold approach, you work with them so you need to interact, its pretty easy.
CONS: You screw up and you have to still interact with them since its your job.

2. School
Another easy one, Just make sure your not a complete loser and you should be okay. Group projects, your close to everyone, same age group.
PROS: Not weird if you approach, If you have any friends, you'll know whos dating and whos not.
CONS: If your a complete loser then you'll just get rumors spread about you. If something bad happens it spreads crazy.

3. School event
Very safe option, lots of space to play around with and its supposed to be a place of socializing.
Examples: Sports game, Afterschool Club, ETC.
PROS: Can be lots of people that you haven't met before since you have different classes
CONS: Can be a bunch of friend groups that you aren't apart of. Somewhat of a cold approach.

4. Public Social areas/Vacation
Bar, Club, Arcade, Trampoline park, Cruise,
PROS: Very low risk since you can get rejected and never see them again, Not weird to approach honestly.
CONS: You dont know these people very well so be cautious if they have any problems like aids. No reason to talk to you but most people really arent that rude unless your hideous.

5.Public space.
Definitely starting to get riskier/more weird if your chopped cheese or dont know how to interact with women.
Mall, Library, Park, Retailer.
PROS: Like before, Rejection and you wont see them again. Bunch of birds everywhere.
CONS: Cold approaching. Need to know how to set up and continue convo. They aren't there to talk to people most of the time.

6. FINAL OPTION: Sex offender registry, Massage parlor, 304
If your really desperate to just get into the action without talking or just being honest then try it in the order thats said. First RSO (Registered Sex Offender), then Massage parlor (Use rub maps) and your final option at all times is a 304/street prostitute. USE WITH CAUTION, MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT THE RSO DID BEFOREHAND.
PROS: You get laid, No strings attached (Unless you get attached then your just a cuck bro), No judgement zone since they've probably dealt with worse/Same level.
CONS: STD, STIS, Diseases, Not ethical at all, Costs money (Unless RSO most of the time), can be unsafe if your a retard.

This may sound like useless information for most of you but from being here for a month I've realized theres a bunch of real incels on here that don't know shit about women and I wanted to actually make a useful post. No judgement, this is just to help those out who truly know nothing. This is a real guide I made in like 20 minutes so this is my first high effort post. Thanks for reading and if you like this guide I can make more in the future about other topics relating / not relating to this. Just lmk 👀👀
lost me at job, im a bum
 
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or sign up for j.p morgan:bigbrain:
 
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Basically the best way to talk to chicks is getting in a position where you need to talk to them and not cold approach. Ex. A job

DISCLAIMER: Will NOT work if your sub 3. Unless you do the 6th option mentioned which still may not work but worth a shot. Sub 5's proceed with caution and aim for people on your level.

1. A job.
IMO the best place to talk to girls is a job since most of the time you're going to have to interact with your coworkers or help customers out depending on what you do.
PROS: No cold approach, you work with them so you need to interact, its pretty easy.
CONS: You screw up and you have to still interact with them since its your job.

2. School
Another easy one, Just make sure your not a complete loser and you should be okay. Group projects, your close to everyone, same age group.
PROS: Not weird if you approach, If you have any friends, you'll know whos dating and whos not.
CONS: If your a complete loser then you'll just get rumors spread about you. If something bad happens it spreads crazy.

3. School event
Very safe option, lots of space to play around with and its supposed to be a place of socializing.
Examples: Sports game, Afterschool Club, ETC.
PROS: Can be lots of people that you haven't met before since you have different classes
CONS: Can be a bunch of friend groups that you aren't apart of. Somewhat of a cold approach.

4. Public Social areas/Vacation
Bar, Club, Arcade, Trampoline park, Cruise,
PROS: Very low risk since you can get rejected and never see them again, Not weird to approach honestly.
CONS: You dont know these people very well so be cautious if they have any problems like aids. No reason to talk to you but most people really arent that rude unless your hideous.

5.Public space.
Definitely starting to get riskier/more weird if your chopped cheese or dont know how to interact with women.
Mall, Library, Park, Retailer.
PROS: Like before, Rejection and you wont see them again. Bunch of birds everywhere.
CONS: Cold approaching. Need to know how to set up and continue convo. They aren't there to talk to people most of the time.

6. FINAL OPTION: Sex offender registry, Massage parlor, 304
If your really desperate to just get into the action without talking or just being honest then try it in the order thats said. First RSO (Registered Sex Offender), then Massage parlor (Use rub maps) and your final option at all times is a 304/street prostitute. USE WITH CAUTION, MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT THE RSO DID BEFOREHAND.
PROS: You get laid, No strings attached (Unless you get attached then your just a cuck bro), No judgement zone since they've probably dealt with worse/Same level.
CONS: STD, STIS, Diseases, Not ethical at all, Costs money (Unless RSO most of the time), can be unsafe if your a retard.

This may sound like useless information for most of you but from being here for a month I've realized theres a bunch of real incels on here that don't know shit about women and I wanted to actually make a useful post. No judgement, this is just to help those out who truly know nothing. This is a real guide I made in like 20 minutes so this is my first high effort post. Thanks for reading and if you like this guide I can make more in the future about other topics relating / not relating to this. Just lmk 👀👀
Are kindergardens good option?
 
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thank you noidfiggerjew67
 
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No problemo boyos 🫡
 

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